So, Were You Drunk?

[BlackShanglan]

And most disturbing....

Indeed. Extremely disturbing. So disturbing, in fact, that I would have to shield you from it with my body and save you, at selfless sacrifice, from seeing the pictures. Just pass them to me for proper disposal ...

Shanglan

 

[The_Darkness]

Carson, I'll go as far as extremly disturbing.

Lots of liquor best have been involved. Or one hell of a monetary payout.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Indeed. Extremely disturbing. So disturbing, in fact, that I would have to shield you from it with my body and save you, at selfless sacrifice, from seeing the pictures. Just pass them to me for proper disposal ...

Shanglan

Oh, thank you.... sigh of relief...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh, thank you.... sigh of relief...

Only for you, this noble sacrifice.

Honest

Shanglan

 

[Belegon]

jeez guys, give me a break. just joking. I can't be bothered to wear guys underwear most times, why would I wear a woman's?

 

[minsue]

jeez guys, give me a break. just joking. I can't be bothered to wear guys underwear most times, why would I wear a woman's?

Post of the day.

 

[carsonshepherd]

jeez guys, give me a break. just joking. I can't be bothered to wear guys underwear most times, why would I wear a woman's?

Drooling again? No! I told you I'm not...!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Post of the day.

Agreed!

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

jeez guys, give me a break. just joking. I can't be bothered to wear guys underwear most times, why would I wear a woman's?

I could give you reasons, but I'm not sure the public board is the place for them

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Obviously I could tell a lot of "Carson was so drunk..." stories, but I won't. Oh, by the way, I think your NYE bump on the head was 1995 but I'm not sure. I drank a bunch of champagne and left to go to a frat party that night.

I think everyone here knows about the drunk episode in which a stuffed deer was found wearing my bra the next day. Don't drink the pink stuff, it may taste pretty, but it's still tequila.

The very first time Carson and I got drunk together, we liberated some beer(or maybe vodka) from a guy's van. Carson had a big party, we laughed, we cried, and in the end wound up looking for some dude's false teeth in the river. I think his name was Moses.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Obviously I could tell a lot of "Carson was so drunk..." stories, but I won't. Oh, by the way, I think your NYE bump on the head was 1995 but I'm not sure. I drank a bunch of champagne and left to go to a frat party that night.

I think everyone here knows about the drunk episode in which a stuffed deer was found wearing my bra the next day. Don't drink the pink stuff, it may taste pretty, but it's still tequila.

The very first time Carson and I got drunk together, we liberated some beer(or maybe vodka) from a guy's van. Carson had a big party, we laughed, we cried, and in the end wound up looking for some dude's false teeth in the river. I think his name was Moses.

LMFAO!

Funny shit, sexy lady! Glad to see you back, as well.



~lucky

 

[Sunnie]

Amusingly enough, the only time I have any game whatsoever with women is when I *am* drunk. Particularly when I'm drunk at a strip club. That kind of rocks.

But, sigh, I don't drink often. Having a recovering alcoholic for a hubby kind of kills the thrill there.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Obviously I could tell a lot of "Carson was so drunk..." stories, but I won't. Oh, by the way, I think your NYE bump on the head was 1995 but I'm not sure. I drank a bunch of champagne and left to go to a frat party that night.

I think everyone here knows about the drunk episode in which a stuffed deer was found wearing my bra the next day. Don't drink the pink stuff, it may taste pretty, but it's still tequila.

The very first time Carson and I got drunk together, we liberated some beer(or maybe vodka) from a guy's van. Carson had a big party, we laughed, we cried, and in the end wound up looking for some dude's false teeth in the river. I think his name was Moses.

Beautiful And a genuine pleasure to see you, Miss Scarlett.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Obviously I could tell a lot of "Carson was so drunk..." stories, but I won't. Oh, by the way, I think your NYE bump on the head was 1995 but I'm not sure. I drank a bunch of champagne and left to go to a frat party that night.

I think everyone here knows about the drunk episode in which a stuffed deer was found wearing my bra the next day. Don't drink the pink stuff, it may taste pretty, but it's still tequila.

The very first time Carson and I got drunk together, we liberated some beer(or maybe vodka) from a guy's van. Carson had a big party, we laughed, we cried, and in the end wound up looking for some dude's false teeth in the river. I think his name was Moses.

I proceeded to forget the rest of the whole entire year as a matter of fact...

love you