So, tomorrow I will be putting up a screen door and changing out the door lock.

[warrior queen]

The bush flies (great huge dopey slow-moving things) are bad this year, and I have finally had enough.
I am certain they congregate around the door, and the second I open it they move in en masse.
A conspiracy, dammit.
And while I'm at it, I will change out the worn door lock - because I am jacked with locking myself out and having to climb in through the tiny bathroom window.

Now, where did I put the drill?

 

[warrior queen]

*replying in open forum*
Yes, I do know how to use power tools!
But thanx for the random pm

 

[Noor]

warning-we all know how to use power tools!

 

[warrior queen]

warning-we all know how to use power tools!

Apparently, some men are completely freaked out by this!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Cool wimminz have nearly as many tools as I do.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You might want to frame out an additional screen entry-way...


... and buy environmentally-safe horned toads to eat on the fly and give life direction.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cool wimminz have nearly as many tools as I do.

I prefer hot women for my tool...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I prefer hot women for my tool...

I do, too, but good squaws are hard to come by.


So I look for the nose notches.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Make sure they are not self inflicted or the result of some girl-on-girl carpentry...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got bitten by a wood chisel once. See?


*holds scar up to the monitor*


Or was that a cut from a broken pint?


Maybe the horned toad bit me instead.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Tool Time



One hot chick and MO!pa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r-r--r-r-r-r...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Floor pans are an easy find, and body panels not anywhere near so much.


Even the horned toad gets confused about where to look.


As long as the empty pint isn't replaced by the empty can of Bondo . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Glue a magnet to his head...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He falls through rusted rear quarters and floor pan gaps, poor little bastard.


The spacious bores in a bare block provide 8 cozy places for him to curl up and nap.


God, I need more coffee . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Make mine chicory-free...



Feel free to double the caffeine!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If Awfucks didn't charge so damned much for their quad-shots . . . .


Anywho . . . .


Off to see the work weasels, cuz it's Stimulus Time!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Real men of stimulus drink Dunkin' Donut juice...

 

[warrior queen]

I feel like I should know what the hell has been said in this thread....
But I apparently don't speak American.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I feel like I should know what the hell has been said in this thread....
But I apparently don't speak American.

It is not American. It is car translated via Josie Wales.

I blame bootlegging!

(and lesbians)

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I feel like I should know what the hell has been said in this thread....
But I apparently don't speak American.

I'm a fluent native speaking American, and guarantee that nuthin was posted that amounts to anything. Think of it as intellectual clearing of the throat or sneezing. Farting?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It was the daily back and forth of the people who actually get shit done in this country!



It amounts to a lot more than doodley-squat!

 

[warrior queen]

It is not American. It is car translated via Josie Wales.

I blame bootlegging!

(and lesbians)

See, when I speak car, I say things like 31 spline, Hurst shifter, cappa injectors, toploader cast box.....
Whatever the heck the bootlegging lesbians were speaking, it wasn't that.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

See, when I speak car, I say things like 31 spline, Hurst shifter, cappa injectors, toploader cast box.....
Whatever the heck the bootlegging lesbians were speaking, it wasn't that.

Now, if Wat were still here, that is his lingo...

I just buy a truck and use it until it rusts and is ready for scrap sale.

I go to the car show for the babe standing next to the car, he goes for the car.

In that respect, we make a great team, but I still will not spoon with him after a hard day of stimulus...

 

[sweepthefloor]

I need a new back door, or I need to repair the one I have. The door doesn't stay closed in the winter. I guess because the wood has less expansion in the cold. If I had the key for for the lock, I could lock the door in place.

There is no key.

Also, two of the four window panes are broken out. I covered them up with plastic cardboard.