So this Prince Romeo Guy here now

[peachykeen]

He seems pretty damn obsessed with dividing up the world into two categories, "That which art manly" and "That which are not". And with driving his post count up by posting his thrilling observations like three words at a time.

I'm wondering, what motivates a fella to do such a thing?

I'm guessing it's:
a- small penis
b- repressed homosexual
c dull unimaginative eejit
or
d- some combination of all of the above.

Bring it on, guy, prove me wrong.

 

[The Squid King]

don't forget possibility E: never gets laid.

I actually like Moulin Rouge.

 

[ma_guy]

So far I think I'm in the "That which are not" group but I'm hoping to up my score later. Maybe he'll throw a few softballs for me to hit out of the park so I can regain my masculinity...

 

[Calamity Jane]

I dunno, I'm pretty sure he just called me a shriveled old granny.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I think he's Yayati....reincarnated.

 

[Nora]

My guess is that he's under the mistaken impression that he'll actually look *good* in comparison to the other males here, thus garnering the female attention for himself.

Little does he realize that in reality, he looks like a dork and makes some of our less uh..stellar posters look like geniuses comparatively.

Plus the little penis thing, of course.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I would never call you and old granny, not with melons like those!
I'm just fucking around that's all. I like to get a rise in more ways than one.

People are generally un-nerved off by the unknown. That's why routines make us feel good.

Me - I'm the unknown.


Follow the white rabbit.

 

[peachykeen]

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Me - I'm the unknown.

LOLOLOL oh yes, you are soooo very mysterious.


What a load of old bollocks.

 

[Mistress]

I think he may be a reincarnation of someone else here.....

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

LOLOLOL oh yes, you are soooo very mysterious.


What a load of old bollocks.

He should have chosen the name Sherlock....more mysterious.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Plus the little penis thing, of course.

I swear, if this launches 50 threads about whether or not size matters, I'm gong to puke all over the board.

 

[chromefreak]

Can't be TOO manly.

He didn't know the difference between a Skilsaw and a Sawzall.

 

[The Squid King]

I think he may be a reincarnation of someone else here.....

...and who would that be, do tell.

 

[Nora]

I would never call you and old granny, not with melons like those!
I'm just fucking around that's all. I like to get a rise in more ways than one.

People are generally un-nerved off by the unknown. That's why routines make us feel good.

Me - I'm the unknown.


Follow the white rabbit.

We really have our quota of guys claiming "they just like to get a rise out of people" at the moment. They come off just as annoying and embarrassing as you do. Stop trying so hard and just let people get to know you.

 

[Nora]

I swear, if this launches 50 threads about whether or not size matters, I'm gong to puke all over the board.

hehehe! Or "hey ladies! who likes anal!?!" lol!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

IMe - I'm the unknown.

Oh YOU'RE the unknow. Been looking for that.

 

[peachykeen]

Oh YOU'RE the unknow. Been looking for that.

Perhaps he is also the apeman, and the walrus. Koo-koo-kachoo.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Can't be TOO manly.

He didn't know the difference between a Skilsaw and a Sawzall.

Wait, does that mean that I am, in fact, too manly? Cuz I not only know the difference, I own two of each.

 

[Purple Haze]

Koo-koo-kachoo.

It's "Goo goo ga joob"

God, I hate that.

Romeo Void is dork of the week.

It's Friday, not?

 

[peachykeen]

It's "Goo goo ga joob"

yeah, well, I'm from Hoboken, so I tend to put rather a Frank Sinatra spin on these kinda things. Shoobie doobie doo.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I don't know who Romeo Void is but I apologize to Nora if I offended you.

Don't people have the option of not opening up certain messages here? I guess I must be using the "Jedi mind trick" and forcing folks to read what I have posted.

This is my last post here or read of this thread.

Once again to Nora - if I offended you, I didn't mean to do so.

 

[peachykeen]

Who here believes this guy won't be back to check?

Purple Haze - Romeo Void - god, I haven't thought about them in years! Excellent! you get 10 points. Dunno what they're any good for, but you get them anyway.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Shoobie doobie doo.

GAWD woman! It's SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!!!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

GAWD woman! It's SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!!!

Not according to the Bud-Lite Penguin...it's Doobie Doobie Doo

 

[chromefreak]

Wait, does that mean that I am, in fact, too manly? Cuz I not only know the difference, I own two of each.

No, It means you know a fine power tool when you see one. An admirable quality in a companion of either gender. "If A than not B" does not automatically make "If B than not A" accurate. But is IS a fun misuse of logic I do like to play with on occasion.

I own 1 Skilsaw and 2 Sawzalls myself. I don't think I've actually used the Skilsaw more than twice, but the Sawzalls are a key part of my collection. The A/C Sawzall stays home, while the Battery operated Sawzall lives in my "Toolbox-O-Death" next to the bolt cutters and breaker bar. I use this toolbox for junkyard runs, or any application where whatever I'm bangin' on does not need to go back together.