.....So there's that.

[luvthedesserts]

Do you need to practice your passive aggressive backhanded insults? Do you suffer from actually being too direct with where you want what when having a discussion with someone you really would like to just toss in the sun? This is where you can hone your game to a razor's edge. Just make sure to make them subtle, like these classic gems:


Your teeth have a bit of semen in them, but they're really white...so there's that.

No one will notice that massive pimple while you wear that outfit...so there's that.

I'm really sorry you hurt your neck, but on the bright side, you now have an excuse not to blow every guy you meet...so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Sure you're single. But at least single, you won't have a guy cheat on you because you suck in bed....so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Well, that wasn't the dumbest thing you've ever said...so there's that

 

[luvthedesserts]

So you're a lurking non-typer, but you're good at pointing and clicking...so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yea, I caught your mindless rant on Facebook. And you're grammar is really improving...so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'm sure someday someone will look past all your neurotic pathetic idiosyncrasies and see the harpy underneath and be desperate enough to marry you...so there's that.

 

[kimbalee]

You certainly are an activestarter of pointless, crazy threads here, but you're great at shamelessly posting on them to keep them on the front page... so there is that.

 

[Edensgarden]

Announcing your scrotum needs draining didn't offend me. It's a scrotum. That's what they do. I could have done without the follow-up PM you dribbled on me....So there's that.

 

[photograph]

Kissing ass got you nowhere really, but at least you'll be able to have that time off you request every other week, so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

That was a well thought out opinion, too bad I saw that same opinion on TV yesterday. But you do a great impression of a parrot...so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

It's amazing how you're able to tune out the actual conversation to finish your thought. You were given such a gift...so there's that.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You always complain about how the children you work with hate you. But, i guess now you'll have the time to start a family like you always talked about -- so there's that.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You're too stupid to fight about anything. But, because of that, you come off as super sweet -- so there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You make ignorance of how rude you are look blissful....So there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You've dated every loser in two counties, which makes you consistent. So there's that.

 

[photograph]

Bitchy and snarky are two separate things. If you weren't such a hot mess, I'd feel a bit of empathy towards you. But hey, at least you excel at something, so there's that.

 

[crazy4cock]

This one was said to me by my mother, a classic: "Your're going to wear that?, well no one will notice you anyway"..so there's that

 

[luvthedesserts]

I suppose if you want to take being called obtuse as a compliment, you can. So there's that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Looks like you finally learned to type. So there's that.

 

[NotHisLady]

He brought home dinner. It's stuff I don't like which you'd think he'd know after JUST 15 years but hey, I don't have to cook. So there's that.

 

[subdued_passion]

So you're lousy in bed, but at least you're not up for it right now, so there's that.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

nope i don't..

 

[subdued_passion]

nope i don't..

You didn't follow the thread instruction, but you at least gave the thread a bump, so there's that.