so there i was...

butters

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... out in the back garden, reading terry pratchett over a nice cup of coffee and getting way too hot. due the weather, just in case some nob thinks i get my e-rocks off to terry pratchett tales.

as i began to feel a bit crispy around the edges, my mind went to 'so when are we due to hit the next ice age? and will we be able to go on a stellar vacation during the snowball phase to some local planet, or will we need to live underground, or...' you get my drift. it was hot, ok?

so i went for a little rummage around the net, and found we're in a glacial minimum of a glaciation (ok, i knew it already but not under those terms) and we won't technically be out of a glaciation period until the globe is glacier-free.

now this isn't about man-made global-warming; that's another subset entirely. this is about...

i think i need an ice-lolly.
 
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don't worry, when enough cold fresh water hits the gulf stream , you'll need an inuit parka with mukluks.
 
don't worry, when enough cold fresh water hits the gulf stream , you'll need an inuit parka with mukluks.

i know

without the pack ice, there's likely to be more exchange of the arctic and north atlantic oceanic waters, which'll mean warmer arctic and cooler atlantic conditions, and there are projections that the arctic will be ice-free in 5-20 years time. it's all about balance, i suppose. maybe i should move to canada.
 
who'd want to go to america? :confused:

ok, maybe to visit, but not to live there. now canada....

I think the only reason to come to America before the complete disaster is because we're the strongest and will probably go conquer and kill crazy in order to 'preserve our way of life'. I'd rather be on the killer crazy side than the killed crazy side in most global battles for the last ice free zone.

Or you could just have a nice glass of lemonade.
 
I think the only reason to come to America before the complete disaster is because we're the strongest and will probably go conquer and kill crazy in order to 'preserve our way of life'. I'd rather be on the killer crazy side than the killed crazy side in most global battles for the last ice free zone.

Or you could just have a nice glass of lemonade.

the lemonade certainly sounds more refreshing. the rest all seems a bit too much fuss.

but i did find this. it made me smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Nq3xuHkgE&feature=related
 
whatever just keep your hands off emmy rossum when the next ice age comes. if anyone gets to save her life for getting her leg cut up for speaking french while an improbably slow moving tidal wave destroys new york city it's gonna be me, so fuck off.

yes, i have seen that movie and i hate myself for it. assholes.
 
We have ice lollies. We just don't call them that.
that's because you're american. :sympathyrose:

:)

whatever just keep your hands off emmy rossum when the next ice age comes. if anyone gets to save her life for getting her leg cut up for speaking french while an improbably slow moving tidal wave destroys new york city it's gonna be me, so fuck off.

yes, i have seen that movie and i hate myself for it. assholes.
she's all yours, buster.
and having seen that film, i understand your pain.
 
Yeah.

As long as the gulf stream continues to stream.

can someone please get inventive and discover a way to burn snow without making a big mess and so i get to keep heating and hot water? thnx
 
how odd - it's still very sunny and hot but it's got all windy!

*rescues washing from line*
 
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