So the ex-wife came home last night...

[Spinaroonie]

Well.. Technically she is the second ex-wife. Anyways, she came home just drunk out of her mind. You see, we live in a duplex, she has one half, I have the other half with the children from my first marriage. Here's a tip guys: DON'T DO THIS! Not a good idea. Anyways, she's drunk and yelling about stuff, so I go over, knock on her door and yell at her to shut up before she wakes up the whole cul-de-sac. I would've punched her except that the neighbors from my side came out (they're the ones that are watching me constantly, the ones on her side run a screen printing company.)

Anyways, I think I need to move out, but for some reason the children and the hampster are attached to her. I can't really figure out why, she doesn't talk to them. When they ask her a question she blows cigarette smoke in their faces, especially the hampster. I've talked to them about moving, but they say that they'll divorce me if I do, and my job at the factory mass prodcuing fear, bottled capped distrubted near and far sold for a reasonable price, doesn't pay me enough to handle the child support and alimony for three kids, a gerbil and a cat and a goldfish.

So... I can't leave because of the kids and financially, but I can't let my ex abuse them and expose them to her friends (Who are Jamacian prostitutes who daylight as Jehovah's witnesses).

What can I do? I don't believe in murder, but it would be fun.

 

[lobito]

ooooooh no, not again. you can't fool me twice Spinny. Not goin' there today. uh-uh.

 

[Spinaroonie]

ooooooh no, not again. you can't fool me twice Spinny. Not goin' there today. uh-uh.

Alright... Tomorrow I'll tell you about my third ex-wife

 

[freakygirl]

*makes note to self* remove everything from your mouth before opening a spin thread.

Now I have sunflower seeds all over my desk.

Thanks Spinaroonie

 

[littlekateyes]

Is this a trick question, or an actual one?

 

[estevie]

*chuckles*

K, I don't know if you are serious or not but I say move. Kids adapt. Well, most do anyway. Perhaps you can hide the drunk 2nd ex-wife in your bed, that way when your kids get big enough to hold you down and kill you, they'll get her instead. Problem solved. Your welcome.

 

[Calamity Jane]

*makes note to self* remove everything from your mouth before opening a spin thread.

Now I have sunflower seeds all over my desk.

Thanks Spinaroonie

Didn't we discuss this yesterday in my confession thread????

I made sure I swallowed the soda before I clicked the thread.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

It's obvious you've still got it bad for her. Tell her how you really feel. Don't hide from your feelings. Love will set you free.

Yours in Christ,
Rev. Dr. Hamletmaschine

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Cmon now, everybody knows that anybody hanging with Jamaican hookers can't be all that bad.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Cmon now, everybody knows that anybody hanging with Jamaican hookers can't be all that bad.

I don't want my moron kids becoming Jehovah's witnesses, goddamnit.

 

[Rambling Rose]

*knock knock*

Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your Saviour?

 

[freakygirl]

Didn't we discuss this yesterday in my confession thread????

I made sure I swallowed the soda before I clicked the thread.

I thought solid food would be ok..

it's not.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I don't want my moron kids becoming Jehovah's witnesses, goddamnit.

wouldnt that then make them mormon morons?

 

[Spinaroonie]

*makes note to self* remove everything from your mouth before opening a spin thread.

Now I have sunflower seeds all over my desk.

Thanks Spinaroonie

I'm sorry that you don't have the intestinal fortitude to deal with my familial problems.

There are days when I'm like that too.

 

[BustyTheClown]

I agree with everyone else -- you should accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Wanna know why? You could become a faith healer like my great-great-grandfather, who used the excuse of being a faith healer to fondle women's breasts. Hey, anything for God, right?

 

[QuickDuck]

I agree with everyone else -- you should accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Wanna know why? You could become a faith healer like my great-great-grandfather, who used the excuse of being a faith healer to fondle women's breasts. Hey, anything for God, right?

now that sounds like a good plan!

"Lay your hands on the boobies! Feeeeeeeel the power!"

 

[aly*]

I know people.


The rest can be worked out in PM.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Bump for realtionship advice

 

[WaxNWane]

Hmm. You're way short of your drama quota. Can you get some online married women (or men) involved in the situation? Insist the women have hot six paqs and misplaced children.

And as for the hamster being attached to her, that's just sick. As a wise man once told me, there's a thin line between companionship & beastiality.

 

[SimGuy]

Serve the kids their hamster for dinner one night.
Tell them the Jamaican prosititutes recommended it as a redemptive act.
Have your children become door-to-door salesmen, it will satisfy the longing toward being a Jehovah's Witness while keeping them gainfully employed. It will also help establish independence from their mom.
You will then be free to move having broken the emotional and physical ties binding you into these dire straits.

 

[Sandia]

I don't want my moron kids becoming Jehovah's witnesses, goddamnit.

I don't blame you, Spin. Jamaican prostitutes make pretty good money though. You oughta tell them to look into that.

 

[Angel]

Bump for realtionship advice

I thought we agreed not to post our personal business all over Literotica?

I need a cigarette, send the 7 year old over so I can send her to 7-11.