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Who's all horny?
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You lie!!!!!
You wouldn't cyber me in IMs. lol
You wouldn't cyber me in IMs. lol
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I know hon. I'm glad things are going well again.
<Kiss on cheek.>
I'm glad things are going well again.<Kiss on cheek.>
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I have no idea where the expression horny comes from. All I know is I am not anymore. (No, I didn't take care of it the fun way, either.)
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Sounds painful....? Sorry.
Sorry. I forget we speak different language at times ... sorry (LOL).
Umm Gastro is when you have bad stomach pains, you spend your day between throwing up or well the other end and all you wanna do is curl up in a ball and sleep.
I'm off back to bed now, but it isn't nice Tiggs, let me tell you that.
I'm sorry your horniness didn't last, or at least be fixed the way you would have liked, I wish you the best. Just remember that at least you WERE Horny, and then think of me getting to know the inside of the toilet a little better (LOL).
That was gross, sorry, but I don't feel well, and I'm certainly NOT horny.
Anyway Tiggs, you have a good day, hopefully the horniness will return to you and you can fix it the fun way
Umm Gastro is when you have bad stomach pains, you spend your day between throwing up or well the other end and all you wanna do is curl up in a ball and sleep.
I'm off back to bed now, but it isn't nice Tiggs, let me tell you that.
I'm sorry your horniness didn't last, or at least be fixed the way you would have liked, I wish you the best. Just remember that at least you WERE Horny, and then think of me getting to know the inside of the toilet a little better (LOL).
That was gross, sorry, but I don't feel well, and I'm certainly NOT horny.
Anyway Tiggs, you have a good day, hopefully the horniness will return to you and you can fix it the fun way
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Hope you feel better soon Nicole.
Hope you feel better soon Nicole.
willywanker
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Well Tiggs, last night had a major case of the hornys's but wife wasn't interested.
So I did what most people do in that situation. I took matters into my own hands and worked it out.
And like you said, not the way I would have prefered, but relief none the less.
So I did what most people do in that situation. I took matters into my own hands and worked it out.
And like you said, not the way I would have prefered, but relief none the less.
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Tina
Put some clothes on!
You'll catch your death that way!
Put some clothes on!
You'll catch your death that way! 
SweetCherry
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*jumping up and down and waving hands*
It's a constant state for me as of late. I'm starting to climb the walls and taking matters into my own hands only works for so long. Oh well, I'll get over it, or die trying!
It's a constant state for me as of late. I'm starting to climb the walls and taking matters into my own hands only works for so long. Oh well, I'll get over it, or die trying!
SweetCherry
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It sounds to me like we need to start a club or something. Maybe a self help group of some sort. Damn, wait, that wouldn't work. I think most of us are tired of helping ourselves.
Nevermind....
Nevermind....
Gnufi Poppets
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Oh yahs YAHS! I am the horny Gnufi all the time I am. All the night and even being all the day every time it is I am the always forever the horny man with the big penis for all the hot sex babes to be having!
SweetCherry
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Here's a thought! Maybe Gnufi can make rounds to all of us horny Lit women and satisfy us with his big penis!
Juspar Emvan
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Yup
*raises hand, looks around and relents, raises the other hand too*
And manual relief is only temporary - like real temporary. I need me some horny woman (women?) to help with a little problem.
*raises hand, looks around and relents, raises the other hand too*
And manual relief is only temporary - like real temporary. I need me some horny woman (women?) to help with a little problem.
SweetCherry
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Come on down to Minnesota, Juspar. You know I got a thing for a kiwi accent. I just had a phone call this morning to NZ and it's got me in a state of lust for about the next week straight. LOL
unusuallyconfused
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Gnufi Poppets said:
I am not satisfied until I have a BIG penis at least three or four times a day. SO yes I am horny because I have had to go all day so far,
Juspar Emvan
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OK so that's Minasota, Toronto and one other that I don't think I'll mention until she does.
Why can't these offers come from any closer? Have I done something to offend the gods. I mean I travel 12,500 kilometres around the world and end up being asked to go another 5000 just to meet a sexy woman who wants me?
Why can't these offers come from any closer? Have I done something to offend the gods. I mean I travel 12,500 kilometres around the world and end up being asked to go another 5000 just to meet a sexy woman who wants me?
SweetCherry
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Well, Juspar, if nothing else, you can stop here on your way home and sneak me into your suitcase. I think if you leave me someplace in Aukland, I've got a way to CHch, and I'll make it worth your while!
I hope you have a big suitcase!
I hope you have a big suitcase!
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