So sexist it's funny (almost)

sweetnpetite

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Wierd, for all the years I've been online, I've seen some really racist websites- but I just found my first sexist one:eek:

Stuff that should really burn your butter:

Adam and Eve were the first two people God put any trust in. All they had to do was not eat the forbidden fruit. Adam showed self-control. What was Eve's problem? Did she like quince that much? Oh wait, I remember now. She was a female. She had one rule to follow, and she couldn't do it.

We will move on to the 'AD' time period. The only thing any woman did that had any significance between the years of 1 AD and the 15th Century was the Virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. Trust us, the only other time women are even mentioned in history during this time period is when Kings would marry one...

Then 1429 came about and Joan of Arc decided that she would lead France against England at the Battle of Orleans. Now, mind you this broad was never in her right mind, she began hearing "voices" from God when she was only 12 years old. WHACKO. At any rate, she did help France defeat England in a couple battles during the 100 Years War, however, she did not have a penis, so she was destined for failure.

It wouldn't be until the 1800's until another woman worth mentioning would be born. Can you think of any noteworthy females in the 16th, 17th, and 18th centuries? We can't. All women did in this era was cook, clean, and reproduce. That's all that they were ever supposed to do. So, technically, with the exception of Eve and Joan of Arc, women showed that they can exist without being noticed. Think about all the things men did in this time period: all that scientific work and literature and technological advancements and inventions and ideas. Industrial Revolution versus suffrage and Lifetime.... hmm.

http://www.factualmaterial.com/history.htm
 
Having checked the link, I'm tempted to say that these arseholes aren't worth the energy.

However, as a man, this sort of supposedly humourous shite really gets my goat.

What are they saying? That women are insane, fruit obsessed domestic appliances? Aye right.

Who starts the wars, keeps women out of education, restricts their access to careers? Ooops would that be men then?
 
haldir said:
Having checked the link, I'm tempted to say that these arseholes aren't worth the energy.

However, as a man, this sort of supposedly humourous shite really gets my goat.

What are they saying? That women are insane, fruit obsessed domestic appliances? Aye right.

Who starts the wars, keeps women out of education, restricts their access to careers? Ooops would that be men then?

Good questions all, Haldir, and a big :kiss: for you for asking them, but I think the most pressing question is this - How on earth has SnP managed to roam the internet this long without running into a sexist web site? :eek:
 
sweetnpetite said:
Adam and Eve were the first two people God put any trust in. All they had to do was not eat the forbidden fruit. Adam showed self-control. What was Eve's problem? Did she like quince that much? Oh wait, I remember now. She was a female. She had one rule to follow, and she couldn't do it.
Here's my beef with the original sin crapola:

God told'em both, "Apples are bad, m'kay?".

Both Adam and Eve eats the apple (in fact, I don't think the bible even says that Eve ever took a bite. It was a while since I read any of it.)

...and Eve is the only one who gets the bad rep, while Adam, "shows self control". What self control? Didn't he bite a friggin apple too?

#L
 
haldir said:
Having checked the link, I'm tempted to say that these arseholes aren't worth the energy.

However, as a man, this sort of supposedly humourous shite really gets my goat.

What are they saying? That women are insane, fruit obsessed domestic appliances? Aye right.

Who starts the wars, keeps women out of education, restricts their access to careers? Ooops would that be men then?

The saddest thing is- I know far to many guys who think like this in r/l.:rolleyes: Or disterbingly close, if not *quite* that bad. No wait, they are that bad.
 
Check out:
"La Maupin, 17th century French swordswoman, adventuress and opera star, was like something out of a novel by Dumas or Sabatini, except for two things. First she was real, and second few authors would have attributed her exploits to a woman."
 
That was one of the most embarassing things I've ever read. :( It's times like this that I'm ashamed to be the same species as those hate mongers, never mind the same gender.

This is a perticulary inspired bit of writing about Amelia Eahart:

Now, only a woman could accomplish this. Not only did she fail at her around the world flight attempt, she failed at failing. Only a woman could disappear. If a man crashed and failed, we would at least be able to find his remains.

"She failed at failing"... wouldn't that mean she succeded?

And of course no MAN has ever died and been lost trying to break a record. :rolleyes:

In my opinion, many more men attempt to set world records than women. It is usually the male ego that usually drives men to set these records, so they can show everyone that their dick is the biggest. I'm sure if someone went back and check all the records, a WHOLE lot more men have died doing foolish things than women.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I'm sure if someone went back and check all the records, a WHOLE lot more men have died doing foolish things than women.

Ever watch COPS or Maximum Exposure or any of the other lowbrow reality shows? :D
 
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Liar said:
Here's my beef with the original sin crapola:

God told'em both, "Apples are bad, m'kay?".

Both Adam and Eve eats the apple (in fact, I don't think the bible even says that Eve ever took a bite. It was a while since I read any of it.)

...and Eve is the only one who gets the bad rep, while Adam, "shows self control". What self control? Didn't he bite a friggin apple too?

#L


umm pretty sure they both ate it, and eve had to endure pains in childbirth while adam would have to work the earth to get his food from then on instead of it being readily available. Oh and there's the snake thing, you know about it biting our heel and us having to kill them.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Yup... 99.5% males. Point proven. Thanks Min. :D

MaxEx did do one episode devoted solely to women doing stupid and dangerous things (so we wouldn't feel left out, I suppose :D), but I gotta admit - it wasn't nearly as entertaining. ;)
 
cheerful_deviant said:
a WHOLE lot more men have died doing foolish things than women.
Doing women is hard. Doing foolish things is easy.

#L
 
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stingray61 said:
umm pretty sure they both ate it, and eve had to endure pains in childbirth while adam would have to work the earth to get his food from then on instead of it being readily available. Oh and there's the snake thing, you know about it biting our heel and us having to kill them.
Exactly. Adam is just as guilty.

So why is the apple controversy used as a means to blame womankind for all things bad? I.e original sin.
 
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