Dixon Carter Lee
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My wife told me it's time for my annual physical. I said, "What annual physical?" I had a physical last year because that's what they say you should do when you've over 40. So I went, got felt up, got poked in my nether regions on a table in a gown, like a girl going for her gynecological exam, sorta, and I was declared fit and fine, and I went home. Now, as I understand it, I'm supposed to go in regularly, like a girl, and have this invasive finger poking done to me year after year until I die. Is that what's happening here?
Let me explain to you, the last physical I had before the alien probe I received last year, was probably 20 years ago. And, before, that, I think I was six or seven. So I'm going from, like, never seeing a doctor, to, I don't know, feeling like maybe I should be getting dinner out of the experience, or something.
That's it. I'm leaving Literotica. I'm going to sit in my basement and wait for cloned organ replacement so I never have to die or hear the phrase "a little discomfort" again.
Let me explain to you, the last physical I had before the alien probe I received last year, was probably 20 years ago. And, before, that, I think I was six or seven. So I'm going from, like, never seeing a doctor, to, I don't know, feeling like maybe I should be getting dinner out of the experience, or something.
That's it. I'm leaving Literotica. I'm going to sit in my basement and wait for cloned organ replacement so I never have to die or hear the phrase "a little discomfort" again.
