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GimpyIntellect

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She told me she shit about 20 times yesterday, with some of it hitting the floor.

She also threw up a few times.

Have any of you gotten colonoscopies?

They sound like fun.
 
GimpyIntellect said:
She told me she shit about 20 times yesterday, with some of it hitting the floor.

She also threw up a few times.

Have any of you gotten colonoscopies?

They sound like fun.
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The drug cocktail is quite pleasant I can report.
 
GimpyIntellect said:
She told me she shit about 20 times yesterday, with some of it hitting the floor.

She also threw up a few times.

Have any of you gotten colonoscopies?

They sound like fun.
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Sound like fun? You drink a gallon and a half of cold solution that then gets you to sit on the toilet until you have nothing left inside. You can't eat or drink anything, except water, until the time. It is a serious test for a very serious disease that can be cured if found quickly. Your mother should be congratulated for doing it to ensure a curable cancer is found if she has it.
 
Sound like fun? You drink a gallon and a half of cold solution that then gets you to sit on the toilet until you have nothing left inside. You can't eat or drink anything, except water, until the time. It is a serious test for a very serious disease that can be cured if found quickly. Your mother should be congratulated for doing it to ensure a curable cancer is found if she has it.


This.

I had one recently, do not have to do it again for ten years.... That nasty concoction that you have to drink? Made me throw up a lot. You have to drink so much, so quickly. I wish there was another way but happily it is over for a very long time.

Hope your mom's results were as good as mine!
 
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There are several different drugs they can use to get you to dump your intestinal contents, some are worse than others.

I have only had one once, with an endoscopy at the same time. The prep was the worst of it and it was horrible. However, I watched movies with Byron between bouts of the runs, and he made me laugh, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

Before the test they gave me Fentanyl and Versed, which was literally the first time I had been in no pain in 24 yrs. It didn't last long, but I really liked that part.
I was also dehydrated, so I had to have IV fluids.

I had great results other than the hives, but if there had been a polyp or anything, they can remove it right when they do the test.
 
GimpyIntellect said:
She told me she shit about 20 times yesterday, with some of it hitting the floor.

She also threw up a few times.

Have any of you gotten colonoscopies?

They sound like fun.
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Dude...

...even in their most banally desperate of hours, playgrounders won't pump out my mother the colonoscopy crap.

Surely there are more deserved items you can offer so seemingly thoughtlessly to the Board this fine day?
 
Adre said:
Knock wood I'm three for three with no perforations.
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Yay! It rarely happens. If I ever come down with a terminal illness I plan to overdose on fetanyl mixed with versed. What a nice floaty way to go. :)
 
eyer said:
Dude...

...even in their most banally desperate of hours, playgrounders won't pump out my mother the colonoscopy crap.

Surely there are more deserved items you can offer so seemingly thoughtlessly to the Board this fine day?
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Nothing is more important today than my beautiful mother's asshole.

Please respect that.
 
GimpyIntellect said:
She told me she shit about 20 times yesterday, with some of it hitting the floor.

She also threw up a few times.

Have any of you gotten colonoscopies?

They sound like fun.
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Every complaint you have read already is true and I had the same reaction as your Mom! Colonoscopy is no big deal but the preparation absolutely SUCKS!
 
Jennifer said:
Yay! It rarely happens. If I ever come down with a terminal illness I plan to overdose on fetanyl mixed with versed. What a nice floaty way to go. :)
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If there's a way to combine that with a blowjob sign me up for several.
 
my father straight up refused to do it anymore after about an hour. good times.
 
I had a virtual one once - where they don't stick a camera up you, but put you in a machine which scans you from the outside. My doctor had opened one of those clinics where you can have preventative scans done of your insides and gave me coupons for myself and Manu. We chose to do whole body plus colon, unaware of the terror. The prep the night before - I honestly thought we were both going to die. (Not going into detail - will only say that they really want your colon and intestines to be completely empty. I mean completely.) Then they literally stuck a tube with a stopper up my butt and filled my intestines up like a tire at the gas station. Because your guts have to be all expanded to get a good scan, you see. And wow, is that not very fun. Like very much not fun. At all.

The good news is we were both completely fine. The bad news is that more than likely we'll have to do it again at some point. Unless I'm lucky and die first. :D
 
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