So my divorce is final the 17th, I've got 10 days

[Bad_Bad_LB]

to figure out how to get laid on Friday (the 18th.)

 

[The Temptress]

to figure out how to get laid on Friday (the 18th.)

Well Hon...I cannot tell you how to get laid...but I can wish you well on your new found freedom !!!!

 

[done_got_old]

I used to live near Detroit. I'm sure that won't be difficult. Why have you waited so long.

 

[done_got_old]

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[Bad_Bad_LB]

Well I'm forty not 21, I'm not in the shape I used to be, and I have no MONEY, also I don't have a motorcycle or nice car, all things that I believe helped me significantly in the past.

Basically besides moving out of the house where I've lived with my soon to be ex-wife and two children that weekend, I'll be trying to figure out where I want to go to meet women, and test the waters.

I have to find somewhere where my wit and charm, or lack there of, will be of some service.

Also I can't dance.

 

[done_got_old]

Well I'm forty not 21, I'm not in the shape I used to be, and I have no MONEY, also I don't have a motorcycle or nice car, all things that I believe helped me significantly in the past.

Basically besides moving out of the house where I've lived with my soon to be ex-wife and two children that weekend, I'll be trying to figure out where I want to go to meet women, and test the waters.

I have to find somewhere where my wit and charm, or lack there of, will be of some service.

Also I can't dance.

You sound almost perfect. Did you post a personal? This would be one that I would respond to if you were older.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

I have posted a few threads, mostly I described myself and what I'm hoping for in "Not Too Old, But Too Honest"

 

[Killswitch]

to figure out how to get laid on Friday (the 18th.)

go to the bar and cry on some girls shoulder about how you just lost your wife in a break up

she should fall all over you.