So, my dad saw my porn stash

spacekowboy420 said:
first off .. HAHAHAH!! and second yes it did happen to me . during a move as well . my entertainment center has a drawer uner the television . i thought i removed all the tapes and stuff .. he was helping me roll it out , and the drawer slip open while moving it and what was in there but Black Cravings (yeah i like interacial porn, so what?) I was mortified . and not only was he in the room but also my psuedo uncle

I like interracial porn too, and my stepdad -while he was alive- was very fond of teasing me about porn & toys. Nothing was sacred with him & that was part of his charm.
 
supple_curves said:
I like interracial porn too, and my stepdad -while he was alive- was very fond of teasing me about porn & toys. Nothing was sacred with him & that was part of his charm.


i don't know if i'd call that charm exactly ;) lol
 
spacekowboy420 said:
i don't know if i'd call that charm exactly ;) lol

I liked his candor about it, he always made me feel like it wasn't something to be ashamed of.
 
supple_curves said:
I liked his candor about it, he always made me feel like it wasn't something to be ashamed of.


that's cool then . And hey .. good choice in porn;)!
 
My mom stole my vibes

Yea you heard me...i kept my vibes.. 3 of em in a mini backpack in the corner of my HUGE freakin california queen bed hidden under a PILE of pillows and my mom fell asleep in my room and she was making my bed which i NEVER do and she took em! i have yet to find them -.- and i doubt she threw em away!
 
supple_curves said:
Agreed. Which way do you like the couples?
i preffer black guy white girl . but i go either way. i don't know why , it just does something for me ... i don't think too much about it , it's just porn ;)
 
spacekowboy420 said:
i preffer black guy white girl . but i go either way. i don't know why , it just does something for me ... i don't think too much about it , it's just porn ;)

me too :)
 
mithragoddess said:
Yea you heard me...i kept my vibes.. 3 of em in a mini backpack in the corner of my HUGE freakin california queen bed hidden under a PILE of pillows and my mom fell asleep in my room and she was making my bed which i NEVER do and she took em! i have yet to find them -.- and i doubt she threw em away!


ask her if she has a stash of double A batteries somewhere..... haha

Sorry for your loss. I do hope you were able to replenish your vibe stock ;)
 
Veruca_Salt said:
You can just drop the box over at our place, really.

I'll take care of it.

If I could, I would, but it's already packed away at the storage place waiting to be loaded into the trailer on monday.

Hope you and yer woman are doing well. I hope to make it to Dallas to visit sometime this fall, I think. I hope!
 
Well, you could always "de-construct" everything. Take the DVDs out of the cases & transport those out in CD sleeve. You could just take the sleeves out and stash them inside of other discreet books. As far as the books, stash them under other drab school books or yellow pages or something like that.

You just have to learn how to smuggle better!
 
Ha - Kitty that is funny.

I think most parents are probably cool with finding their kids porn - unless it is some super-freaky way out there stuff:


Tripods: Getting Busy With Three-legged Sheep


Maybe it will give you guys something to chat about on the drive back to Washington :D
 
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Try finding your parents stash to find some real nasty shit...
 
Karen Kraft said:
Well, yes and no. She was very quiet for a long time. No typing...

I asked her how she was doing and she said, "Just fine, dear."

More quiet. Then she asked me how things were going with my boyfriend.

The tiny hairs perked up on the back of my neck, always an early warning.

I went over and saw what she was looking at. Hmmm.

She's cool, though. She just smiled and said, "Very nice. Do you do other things with the computer [unspoken: that we bought for you] ?

Ugh!

:eek:

Your mom knows you're GAY?
 
ImSinister said:
Ha - Kitty that is funny.

I think most parents are probably cool with finding their kids porn - unless it is some super-freaky way out there stuff:


Tripods: Getting Busy With Three-legged Sheep


Maybe it will give you guys something to chat about on the drive back to Washington :D

"Dad, read me a story?"

YIKES!!

We leave Tuesday, hopefully home in 7-9 days after that. Can't go faster than 45mph with the trailer. :rolleyes:

I snuck the rest of the stash out of the apartment last night, so that's taken care of. *whew*
 
BBWetKitty said:
HAH. Did you sit down and watch it together and have hot man sex after?

KIDDING!!

:kiss:

uhm well did you?

*screams at such a perverted thaught*

Young lady, you are a sick and twisted person, don't go changing ;)
 
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