So... My cat sucks on my nipples!

Ravenloft

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Would I be a... Borderline beastialitist? Is that the word for it? Ugh!

And yes, I am completely SOBER! Fear what I would ask when I was drunk don't you?!
 
Ummm....

Please don't tell us that while drunk you suck on the cat's nipples 'cause then the answer to your question would have to be yes. *bleh*
 
Yes, I am serious starr, the little guy latches on rather tightly. Claws! Ow! Claws! Ow! Fucking cat! OW! And no, his nipples are far to small to suck on... NO I HAVN'T TRIED!
 
Um, I don't quite know how to explain this to you, but that's not what's meant by getting some pussy.

(don't the teeth hurt?)
 
Just another obscure thought......

Wouldn't it be better to allow the other cat in your life *Tiggs* suck on your nipples there Cheesy one?

Then it could be "The claws!....oh YES! the claws!!..." Right? Or maybe I just have inhaled waaaaaayyyyyyy too much Clorox today whilst housecleaning.
 
Its... Its not?! Well fuck me! the teeth, claws, and that fucking sand paper tongue! OW!

tiggs... She scared the honey pot right off my nose last night! Was looking quite like a blustery wind struck me in the face! Oh bother!
 
Something to the effect of:
"Why do you have cat hair on your tongue daddy?!"
I would think...
 
A friend of mine had two kittens who gave their poor yellow lab hickies all over his stomach in search of some nipples to nurse from. Too funny! Perhaps your poor kitty need something more appropriate to suck....do they make kitty bottles?
 
it's true!!

no joke, a friend of mine apparently confided in a mutual friend that she put peanut butter on her nipples and let her cat lick it off. We started buying her Jiff as gifts. hehe.. Actually thought the mutual friend was kidding when she told us, but turns out that she got really pissed off at the mutual friend when she let it out of the bag.

One of my other g/f's told me she keeps seeing the cat humping the friend's face thinking... "It's my turn, bitch!"

!!laughing!! I swear, that image gets me every time.
 
ya know, i was going to say i was a little disappointed in raven, then i remembered who he was,... and that i've seen a post that no one responded to that a guy ended up doing both sides himself in sexual roleplaying,... about a girl and her dog,... in short, all i can do is shake my head,...
 
lala said:
ya know, i was going to say i was a little disappointed in raven, then i remembered who he was,... and that i've seen a post that no one responded to that a guy ended up doing both sides himself in sexual roleplaying,... about a girl and her dog,... in short, all i can do is shake my head,...

WHAT? Ravenloft acted out both sides?

*ahem* Nevermind, none of my biz I 'spose
 
Hahahha!!! Oh fuckning christ R Nitelight! You are too fucking funny! Keep your fucking hands off my crown DAMN IT!
 
got milk?

Ever think maybe the cat is just thirsty?
Try putting a saucer of milk out and see if that stops it from happening anymore:)
Alternativly don't go around bare chested as much.
Unless you enjoy it of course in which case there is no problem:)
 
Re: got milk?

wolfy said:

Unless you enjoy it of course in which case there is no problem:)

Well, no problem I suppose, until the dog starts to feel left out, then what is he going to do?? ;)

E
 
Kittens who are taken from their mothers too soon do seek something to suckle while kneading with their little paws. It's quite sad, really. And some of them never grow out of it.

My friend got a new kitten last week while I was visiting. The kitten took a liking to me and followed me around all the time. She kept sucking on my clothing, expecially at the inside bend of my elbow.

Poor little thing.
 
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Imagine my surprise to find my name thrown about with Mr. Cheese! lol (Shuddering at the thought of a BAD high school memory...lol Ezzie.) Anyway... I have a true (non sexual) story about a lil' feline I once new. One of my former good friends had this cat who loved to be scratched behind the ears. I swear it was lil orgasmic for him (damnit, I said nothing sexual didn't I? lol). Anyway, this cat would start licking air when you'd scratch him. And, if your other hand was anywhere his face he'd start licking and biting your fingertips. Okay, here's comes the part of the story that I wanted to mention...lol It fuckin' tickled like you wouldn't believe!!! :) And, no person can make my finger tips ticklish, only that damn cat. lol Anyway, bye. :)

~Tiggs~
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