So Marxist's thread said this summer movie season sucked.

[Lasz]

Will the coming 2005 movie season be any better, lets look ahead to see what will suprise us and dissapont us.

April 1st Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (2005)
Sin City (2005)
In the Wake of Identity (2005)
aka Surfing the Wake (2005) (USA)
8th Hide and Seek (2005)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
15th Amityville Horror, The (2005)
17th Bright Leaves (2003) (Suttons Bay, Michigan)
22nd Serenity (2005)
Walk the Line (2004)
29th Wedding Crashers, The (2005)
30th Dead Man's Bluff (2005)

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May 6th Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
13th XXX: State of the Union (2005)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
19th Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
21st Deputy Bob (2003)
27th Longest Yard, The (2005)
Madagascar (2005)

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June 3rd Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (2005)
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The (2005)
6th Front Runner, The (2005)
10th Untitled Bernie Mac/Ashton Kutcher Project (2005)
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2004)
Stranglehold (1999)
12th E-Girl (2005)
17th Batman Begins (2005)
24th Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
30th House of Wax (2004)

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July 1st Fantastic Four (2005)
Chicken Little (2005)
8th Bewitched (2005)
15th Pearl Diver (2005)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
20th Emperor's New Groove II, The (2005) (V)
22nd Pink Panther, The (2005)
29th Stealth (2005)
Monster-in-Law (2005)
Syriana (2004)

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August 1st Green Hornet, The (2005)
5th Untitled Mike Judge Comedy (2005)
12th Everything Is Illuminated (2005)

 

[Beco]

who stars in these flicks??

 

[Lasz]

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, sounds great but some movies just shouldnt be remade.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Credited cast:
Freddie Highmore .... Charlie Bucket
Johnny Depp .... Willy Wonka
rest of cast listed alphabetically
Helena Bonham Carter .... Mrs. Bucket
Ty Dickson .... Oompa Loompa
James Fox
Jordan Fry .... Mike Teavee
David Kelly .... Grandpa Joe
Christopher Lee
Missi Pyle .... Ms. Beauregard
Annasophia Robb .... Violet Beauregarde
Lance Smith .... Oompa Loompa
Harry Taylor .... Mr. Gloop
Noah Taylor
Philip Wiegratz .... Augustus Gloop
Julia Winter .... Veruca Salt

I remember hearing from my reading teacher in 4th grade about Rohl Dahl being mad about how hollywood screwed up the first one. So what do they do, they remake it and screw it up again!

 

[Marxist]

Not a whole lotta good in that list either.

 

[Angel]

I'm sorry, but Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka? What crackhead thought that up?

 

[Lasz]

I'm sorry, but Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka? What crackhead thought that up?

What about Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau?

No? Didn't think so.

 

[modest mouse]

Untitled Bernie Mac/Ashton Kutcher Project

 

[nasty1]

Yep! It's gonna suck. Th eonly ones I have any interst in is, "Star Wars," of course,(though, with the last two, I'm not holding onto much hope for this one being that much better.) I also want to see Amityville Horror,(but, the original sucked, &, again, not holdin gonto much hope then this being a typical blood & guts fest.) Batman Begins,(looks promising,) House of Wax,(see my hopes for Amityville,)&, The Green Hornet,(I don't know anything about The Green Hornet, but, what the hell, comic book movies are fun. I was looking forward to Fantastic Four, until I read a rumor,(backed up by some comments from the people making it,)it's going to be a comedy? FF a comedy? WTF?