So many elves.

[IrezumiKiss]

My ignoble list so far
Aegnor
Legolas
Galadriel
Celebrimbor
Ecthelion
The Keebler Elf

Without these beings, who seem to live forever (impossible life goals, by the way) there are 99% humans on the general board. What's the point of using Palantirs?

Pointy ears and an ability to wield magic isn't always a bad thing, but I think it is in this case.

And yes, I made a parody about this shit, because fun is what many people on the general board seem to missing, and now I can get ready to bop over to my local watering hole...

 

[adrina]

Keebler. You forgot Keebler. As cute as they are, between the sugar and the fat they are best ignored.

(But apparently they get points for 100% sustainable palm oil usage. But still.)

 

[SeabornFare]

Keebler. You forgot Keebler. As cute as they are, between the sugar and the fat they are best ignored.

(But apparently they get points for 100% sustainable palm oil usage. But still.)

The Keebler Elf is on his list.

 

[adrina]

Indeed it is. I admit I missed it. Ah well. They deserve to be mentioned twice.

 

[Pookie]

My ignoble list so far
Aegnor
Legolas
Galadriel
Celebrimbor
Ecthelion
The Keebler Elf

Without these beings, who seem to live forever (impossible life goals, by the way) there are 99% humans on the general board. What's the point of using Palantirs?

Pointy ears and an ability to wield magic isn't always a bad thing, but I think it is in this case.

And yes, I made a parody about this shit, because fun is what many people on the general board seem to missing, and now I can get ready to bop over to my local watering hole...

Where the fuck are Santa's elves?!?!?

 

[RoryN]

Where the fuck are Santa's elves?!?!?

And why no Elvis?

 

[Pookie]

And why no Elvis?

I see what you did.

 

[Pookie]

I see what you did.

Fuck! I should've said Elvira!

 

[Dribble]

Not a Harry Potter fan...but I liked Dobby.

 

[Saint Peter]

Shmarmy cunts!

 

[RocketLauncher]

Shout out to Big Brother elf. Elf on a Shelf aka "The Snitch".

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/da/1a/9bda1a8b4fd51ae68a58226e141d97c8.jpg

 

[RocketLauncher]

And why no Elvis?

http://66.media.tumblr.com/20566cf66caa17b73b9cb27cdc7475ca/tumblr_inline_pjsqczthjN1v6q8wn_540.jpg

Coolest kid ever.