So lonely

MrLimestone

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So, I'm 39 and married with kids. I'm so lonely. I just want to talk about sensual stuff, ya know? Anyone interested. I'm male, and I'd prefer to speak with females.
 
me! me! me!

I get all hot and horny at the idea of being used by random strangers on the internet to cheat on their wives.
 
So, I'm 39 and married with kids. I'm so lonely. I just want to talk about sensual stuff, ya know? Anyone interested. I'm male, and I'd prefer to speak with females.

Next you'll be posting what a "nice guy" you really are...

...isn't there a video place near you where you can go be with other "nice guys" and mess up the floor together?
 
The number of men on this board looking for sex outnumbers women by at least 100 to 1, and a good percentage of those women are only interested in women, then if you subtract those not interested in married men, the remaining ones usually are not interested in anonymous guys unless they have great stories, amazing phone sex or something other thing going for them.

So before you place a personal, you might want to fill out your profile a bit, make a few posts of a friendly not sexual manner, give someone some reason to want to help you.
 
There's some great replies here. And some are just weird. Thanks for showing the love, ya'll. (insert snark here)
 
There's some great replies here. And some are just weird. Thanks for showing the love, ya'll. (insert snark here)

Post your home number so some of us can talk dirty to your wife while you're here tomcattin' around.
 
that's not how the lyrics go at all. you stupid assholes don't know anything about the police. shame on you.
 
that's not how the lyrics go at all. you stupid assholes don't know anything about the police. shame on you.

If he had said "777-9311" instead, I would've had to give Lonely Boy here a bit of deserved dap.

It's a classic track by The Time, for those scratching skullplates.
 
me! me! me!

I get all hot and horny at the idea of being used by random strangers on the internet to cheat on their wives.


Hi, I have a lovely slightly used husband. He's house trained, adept, handy, humourous and a wee bit kinky. Can I interest you? :D



So, I'm 39 and married with kids. I'm so lonely. I just want to talk about sensual stuff, ya know? Anyone interested. I'm male, and I'd prefer to speak with females.


Mate, have you talked to your lady about how lonely you are?

And have you thought this through? About posting here I mean and
hoping the ladies will chat you up?

If you haven't talked to her about what is going on for you and you get caught whispering sweet nothings in a chicks ear she may not be amused.

It's always sad when a couple isn't happy.
 
I wonder if there might be a higher percentage of lonely people IN marriages.

Seems a common theme on Literotica and in life in general. -Theme music.

Been there. Determined never to be there again. Much better to be alone and hopeful than trapped and lonely.
 
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Hi, I have a lovely slightly used husband. He's house trained, adept, handy, humourous and a wee bit kinky. Can I interest you? :D
he sounds perfect :)

and, yeah, if he's unhappy then how is she feeling? and how will she be feeling if/when his online flings come to light?
 
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