So, last week, i got something pretty.

[MaeveoSliabh]

You have to understand that in this house, roughhousing is a form of showing endearment. It's fairly typical from one of us womenfolk to be in the kitchen doing something and the Bodyguard will walk by and give a smack on the ass, just because. Or it's pretty normal for one of us to walk by and give him a punch in the side or belly. None of this is done to hurt at all, all blows are pulled, though if we DO get into the playing around at least one of us usually ends up with bumps and bruises. That being said...

i was making coffee one morning last week, and he walks by.

SMACK!!! (big huge smack, as i tend to get... um... worked up by those instead of little love pats)

me: OW!! That one hurt!

him: What? I just spanked your ass.

me: um... no... you missed.

him: No I didn't.

me: Yes you did. Trust me.

him: Are you sure?

Insert pulling down of jeans to show off the pretty red spot.

him: Oh. Oops. I DID miss.

me: Yes you did. And now you owe me.




Yes, i got my payback for that one. It was worth it.

*ahem*

Anyway, without further ado, the result... a week later.

 

[kendo1]

Ouch.

*rubs cream on little mae bot*

Ken the red butterfly smelling of lavander with cream on his hands

 

[Aurora Black]

Ouch.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

What do you mean, ouch? It didn't hurt for more than a few seconds, it just bruised fairly deeply.

Anemia and all at work.

 

[Aurora Black]

What do you mean, ouch? It didn't hurt for more than a few seconds, it just bruised fairly deeply.

Anemia and all at work.

It just looks severe, that's all.

 

[kendo1]

You should see the matching one.

ken the red butterfly, flying off.

'Night!

 

[Antfarmer77]

Dang...that looks kinda serious. Of course it's hard for me to make a proper diagnosis with those pants on (yours I mean...I'm not wearing pants) So if yo'll just step behind the screen with me we'll check you...err I mean it out. Don't worry, I once wrote a story about a doctor

 

[Liar]

Wow, that dude really can't aim. Hope payback was a hoot.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Oh, he's still worn down from payback.



i want another one.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Don't worry, I once wrote a story about a doctor

Hahaha! That's right up there with "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my tool shed."

 

[yui]

You know, I would be pissy. I only want love bites and nibbles. I like little marks of ownership ... but smack me and I will so find you in your sleep and make you sorry, eh?

Peace for you, Ent.

Yui

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You know, I would be pissy. I only want love bites and nibbles. I like little marks of ownership ... but smack me and I will so find you in your sleep and make you sorry, eh?

Peace for you, Ent.

Yui

Amen. I'm not even for the little marks. My deal is mark me and get knocked the fuck out.

eta: a little Vick's vapor rub on the bruise might help get rid of some of the color.