So, I've realized...

[jack80]

Can't we do both? Sex dice with mud bath wrestling.

Hhhmmmm, there are possibilities here

 

[Stillstiff]

Can't we do both? Sex dice with mud bath wrestling.

So perfect together.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

So perfect together.

I know right.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Hhhmmmm, there are possibilities here

Yes there are. I'm all for it. Of course I do have a dirty depraved mind.

 

[jack80]

Yes there are. I'm all for it. Of course I do have a dirty depraved mind.

Then you are on the correct site!

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Then you are on the correct site!

Well yeah I know that baby . Now who's gonna throw the mud first and who's gonna roll the dice. You or me?

 

[Stillstiff]

Well yeah I know that baby . Now who's gonna throw the mud first and who's gonna roll the dice. You or me?

Sitting down to get a good view of this.

 

[jack80]

Well yeah I know that baby . Now who's gonna throw the mud first and who's gonna roll the dice. You or me?

HHhmmmm.... I will roll the dice. But before I do...

*Pushes hottie into the mud pit* I cheat!

*Jumps on top of her and pushes her into the mud*

MUD FIGHT!!!!!!

*Throws some mud at Stiff in the audience*

HAHAHAHHAHAA.... I let myself get carried away.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Sitting down to get a good view of this.

Make sure you're comfortable. Its gonna get messy. Oh hope you have popcorn.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

HHhmmmm.... I will roll the dice. But before I do...

*Pushes hottie into the mud pit* I cheat!

*Jumps on top of her and pushes her into the mud*

MUD FIGHT!!!!!!

*Throws some mud at Stiff in the audience*

HAHAHAHHAHAA.... I let myself get carried away.

HEY!

*grabs mud and throws it at your chest*

You didn't roll the dice!

 

[jack80]

HEY!

*grabs mud and throws it at your chest*

You didn't roll the dice!

I said I cheat. Duh!

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

I said I cheat. Duh!

Fine then I cheat!

Tosses you on your back causing mud to splash up! Screw the dice.

 

[jack80]

Fine then I cheat!

Tosses you on your back causing mud to splash up! Screw the dice.

So, you true thoughts have emerged!

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Yes.

Splashes mud on your chest again.

 

[jack80]

Yes.

Splashes mud on your chest again.

*dumps a gallon of mud on her and then tackles her to the ground*

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

*laughs and grabs a bucket full of mud throwing it down your back *

You don't have me trapped yet.

 

[jack80]

*laughs and grabs a bucket full of mud throwing it down your back *

You don't have me trapped yet.

I forgot that mud makes things slippy

*Stares at Hottie's mud soaked chest*

Ah yeah, that hit the spot.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Stares down at chest then back up.

You're so dead.

Pushes you on your back again only this time straddling your waist. Trails mud down your chest with my hand.

There that's better.

 

[naughtyMarine31]

Stares down at chest then back up.

You're so dead.

Pushes you on your back again only this time straddling your waist. Trails mud down your chest with my hand.

There that's better.

That sexy_hottie may be quite a tease.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Looks like the mud bath sexual wrestling match between me and Jack80 has been put on hold for now.

That's okay. Ill get him later.

 

[merryohmd]

What if we made it about saying things that we' ve realized, maybe only in retrospect, such as...
I' ve realized leaving a birthday cake out on the dining room table when the dog is around is not a good idea....
Whafdaya say?

That made me laugh harder than anything else I heard or read today!!!!

 

[wombat9966]

then can anyone tag in...wombats love the mud you know

 

[Stillstiff]

Looks like the mud bath sexual wrestling match between me and Jack80 has been put on hold for now.

That's okay. Ill get him later.

Do you need to be hosed down?

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Do you need to be hosed down?

Maybe

 

[merryohmd]

Do you need to be hosed down?

I do and I wasn't even playing. Did the dice get lost?