So, I've got 1000 posts

[Tom Collins]

Counting coup is an old and honorable tradition.

*nods*

*nods with you*

And a very civilized way to wage a war, I might add.

 

[cloudy]

I recognize you, Lucky and Lou, the rest I'm not familiar with.

Don't judge me for this, but I actually cried when I knew she was gone. Shedding tears for someone I've never met or talked to...that was the first time.

No judging...we all cried.

I was useless for days.

 

[S-Des]

I always liked, "Lost and Disillusioned", but I'm not sure how much it applies.

 

[rgraham666]

No judging...we all cried.

I was useless for days.

I still twinge.

 

[cloudy]

I still twinge.

Me too, Rob.

 

[Tom Collins]

I still twinge.

My stomach goes kinda glooby when I remember.


A suggestion for a title, since that';s the point of this thread. What about "Full On Guano"?

 

[FatDino]

My stomach goes kinda glooby when I remember.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring up sad memories and make everyone feel gloomy.

 

[rgraham666]

De nada. I think of here everyday without any help at all.

 

[CeriseNoire]

You could do what I've done: wait until someone calls you something derogatory, and then turn it around into your title.

That's where both "retarded cannibal" and "primitive bitch" come from. I'm also considering "proto-civilized."

Someone called you a retarded cannibal? I though my people were the cannibals? Guess they got their savages mixed up

 

[Tom Collins]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring up sad memories and make everyone feel gloomy.

No, it's ok. We would never want to forget her, and that means talking about her. Even I miss her, and I didn't know her that well. The main thing I knew was that I could always count on her to explain something that didn't make any sense, that many other people had tried to explain, and make me understand it finally. She wasn't just intelligent, she was flexible in her thought paths. She could say something in many different ways, and have it mean the same thing.

And she was kind, patient and genrous of spirit. I was lucky to have known her the short time that I did. So long as we remember her, she'll be with us. That's what I keep in mind.

 

[Tom Collins]

Someone called you a retarded cannibal? I though my people were the cannibals? Guess they got their savages mixed up

Oh, well, some Native Americans practiced limited forms of ritualized canabalism, generally having to do with absorbing the power/desirable qualities of an enemy/friend. Of course, I'm certain that every culture has done this at some point in its history, so I really don't gather why anyone should think it's possible to use that as an insult.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Someone called you a retarded cannibal? I though my people were the cannibals? Guess they got their savages mixed up

Eat me

 

[cloudy]

so I really don't gather why anyone should think it's possible to use that as an insult.

it was amicus. 'nuff said.

(what he actually said was that it had be proven - where, I have no idea - that native americans had lower IQs than caucasions, and that we were cannibals. In another post he had announced he was part Cherokee. I took him to task, and wondered why on earth he would want to be associated with retarded cannibals like us, and the name was born.)

 

[Tom Collins]

it was amicus. 'nuff said.

(what he actually said was that it had be proven - where, I have no idea - that native americans had lower IQs than caucasions, and that we were cannibals. In another post he had announced he was part Cherokee. I took him to task, and wondered why on earth he would want to be associated with retarded cannibals like us, and the name was born.)

*makes loud sound of disgust*

I might've known. That man is very nearly a complete waste of space and oxygen. You have no idea how very pleased I am that he's not my father. He's the most intelligent imbecilic ignoramus I've ever encountered, and that, my dear, is saying quite a lot.

 

[Stella_Omega]

*makes loud sound of disgust*

I might've known. That man is very nearly a complete waste of space and oxygen. You have no idea how very pleased I am that he's not my father. He's the most intelligent imbecilic ignoramus I've ever encountered, and that, my dear, is saying quite a lot.

Who?


I keep him on ignore, for the sake of my mental health.

 

[Tom Collins]

Who?


I keep him on ignore, for the sake of my mental health.

I've never actually put anyone on iggy. Feels rude. I might just have to in his case though if he pisses me off again.

 

[jomar]

And now I'm supposed to come up with a pithy witticism to replace "Literotica Guru"...

Problem is, I'm totally clueless (NO! I don't want to use that, thank you!) I have enough trouble coming up with titles for my stories, let alone for myself.

Anyone got any ideas?

Sorry to threadjack back to starrkers question.

How about: The dingo ate the baby.

 

[damppanties]

Congrats Starkkers!!

My suggestion..."The Wondah from down undah"

Hehe. I like this.

 

[damppanties]

It helps to be fluent in Charley-ese, but that takes some time.

How much time?

 

[Tom Collins]

Yes, sorry about jacking your thread to Hell and gone. I'm terrible about it.

How about, "Rubens' Angel"?

 

[starrkers]

Sorry to threadjack back to starrkers question.

How about: The dingo ate the baby.

Ah, but first I'd have to believe that.

 

[jomar]

Ah, but first I'd have to believe that.

True. But it was one of the classic sayings from the show and I couldn't resist.

Congrats on the big 1000!

 

[starrkers]

True. But it was one of the classic sayings from the show and I couldn't resist.

Congrats on the big 1000!

Now you've reminded me of what a god awful hash Meryl Streep made of the Aussie accent
*Sideshow Bob noises*

 

[jomar]

Now you've reminded me of what a god awful hash Meryl Streep made of the Aussie accent
*Sideshow Bob noises*

Not Meryl! Be proud the Aussie accent stumped her! I thought she could do anything - or maybe she had a sinus infection.

 

[techsan]

How about "Down Under - 2 Ways"