So, I've got 1000 posts

[starrkers]

And now I'm supposed to come up with a pithy witticism to replace "Literotica Guru"...

Problem is, I'm totally clueless (NO! I don't want to use that, thank you!) I have enough trouble coming up with titles for my stories, let alone for myself.

Anyone got any ideas?

 

[glynndah]

None. Everyone kept asking me mine.

A congratulatory from a good little witch.

 

[Tom Collins]

How 'bout, "Raving Nudeatic"? Playing off your name, ya know?

 

[scriptordelecto]

YAY STARRKERS!!!!!!!!!!​

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[OhMissScarlett]

And now I'm supposed to come up with a pithy witticism to replace "Literotica Guru"...

Problem is, I'm totally clueless (NO! I don't want to use that, thank you!) I have enough trouble coming up with titles for my stories, let alone for myself.

Anyone got any ideas?

congrats. damn, it seems like mine was so long ago!

what about 'stark raving?'

hehe.

 

[TE999]

How 'bout...

"Walking my platypus"

"Cuddling my echidna"

'Kissing my kangaroo" (or my kookaburra)

"Jiving with my joey"

Uhhhh...must have been all those beaver jokes on the Earth Day thread.

 

[cloudy]

You could do what I've done: wait until someone calls you something derogatory, and then turn it around into your title.

That's where both "retarded cannibal" and "primitive bitch" come from. I'm also considering "proto-civilized."

 

[starrkers]

That's an idea, cloudy.

But apart from Charley calling me an idiot, everyone's been remarkably nice.

 

[rydia57]

You don't have to come up with one.... lol I was planning mine from the beginning. But if sounds like "stark naked" would fit. Does it fit? Look at your persona, and see what you'd say then.

 

[cloudy]

That's an idea, cloudy.

But apart from Charley calling me an idiot, everyone's been remarkably nice.

argue with Amicus. It won't take long.

(believe it or not, Charley is one of the nicest people I've ever known. Just call her a bitch back, and you'll be friends. )

 

[Tom Collins]

argue with Amicus. It won't take long.

(believe it or not, Charley is one of the nicest people I've ever known. Just call her a bitch back, and you'll be friends. )

I reserve the "B" word for straight men. They find it much more insulting than women do.

For women I would use something along the lines of, "flatulent gash".

 

[cloudy]

I reserve the "B" word for straight men. They find it much more insulting than women do.

For women I would use something along the lines of, "flatulent gash".

For Charley? I'm sure that would work fine.

It helps to be fluent in Charley-ese, but that takes some time.

 

[starrkers]

Meh. Charley can bite me. I really can't be bothered getting into a bitchfest with her. Life's too short.

 

[Tom Collins]

For Charley? I'm sure that would work fine.

It helps to be fluent in Charley-ese, but that takes some time.

Most of the time it's rather like Manderin to me.

 

[cloudy]

Meh. Charley can bite me. I really can't be bothered getting into a bitchfest with her. Life's too short.

I understand, but I will tell you this: she's much different than she appears if you take the time to get to know her. I've never known a woman with a kinder or bigger heart than Charley, and I'm not alone in feeling that way.

And I've yet to see her get in a bitchfest. Tell her to bite you, and her likely response is "love ya, babe." To be honest, I'm much more hateful than she's ever been.

Most of the time it's rather like Manderin to me.

Indeed. I've just been around long enough, and talked with her enough to be fluent.

 

[FatDino]

Most of the time it's rather like Manderin to me.

That language is so funny. I like Traditional Chinese better, easier understood and doesn't make me laugh as much. Learning Chinese is fun, especially learning to write. Almost as if I'm taking Art again. *terrified*

 

[FatDino]

I understand, but I will tell you this: she's much different than she appears if you take the time to get to know her. I've never known a woman with a kinder or bigger heart than Charley, and I'm not alone in feeling that way.

And I've yet to see her get in a bitchfest. Tell her to bite you, and her likely response is "love ya, babe." To be honest, I'm much more hateful than she's ever been.



Indeed. I've just been around long enough, and talked with her enough to be fluent.

I fail to find you hateful, cloudy. You've been super-nice to me. Man, maybe you need to work on your derogatory comments some more. (just don't say them to me )

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Congrats Starkkers!!

My suggestion..."The Wondah from down undah"

 

[Tom Collins]

I understand, but I will tell you this: she's much different than she appears if you take the time to get to know her. I've never known a woman with a kinder or bigger heart than Charley, and I'm not alone in feeling that way.

And I've yet to see her get in a bitchfest. Tell her to bite you, and her likely response is "love ya, babe." To be honest, I'm much more hateful than she's ever been.



Indeed. I've just been around long enough, and talked with her enough to be fluent.

That language is so funny. I like Traditional Chinese better, easier understood and doesn't make me laugh as much. Learning Chinese is fun, especially learning to write. Almost as if I'm taking Art again. *terrified*

I only speak two languages. English and Bad-English.

 

[Just-Legal]

I only speak two languages. English and Bad-English.

English, bad English, and Markish - although that could be considered a dialect.

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Sorry starkers, I'm failing miserably to think of anything >.< Still debating changing mine to "Borg Finger" but probably won't lol.

 

[Tom Collins]

I fail to find you hateful, cloudy. You've been super-nice to me. Man, maybe you need to work on your derogatory comments some more. (just don't say them to me )

Trust me, you've just never see our beautiful warrior with a head of steam up. I've seen arterial spray result from some of her posts. She counts coup like few among us are willing to do. Puts me in mind of some of the things I've seen over to the GB, only literarily scathing instead of simply vitriolically nasty.

 

[cloudy]

Trust me, you've just never see our beautiful warrior with a head of steam up. I've seen arterial spray result from some of her posts. She counts coup like few among us are willing to do. Puts me in mind of some of the things I've seen over to the GB, only literarily scathing instead of simply vitriolically nasty.

Counting coup is an old and honorable tradition.

*nods*

 

[FatDino]

Trust me, you've just never see our beautiful warrior with a head of steam up. I've seen arterial spray result from some of her posts. She counts coup like few among us are willing to do. Puts me in mind of some of the things I've seen over to the GB, only literarily scathing instead of simply vitriolically nasty.

Put this in my warning notes....Never, EVER piss the "beautiful warrior" off.

To Cloudy: I just remembered a story of Colleen Thomas, The Furies, that is. And I think you're in it. I love that story. About three months ago, I started it at 10 PM and stayed up all night reading. Couldn't tear my eyes off those pages.

 

[cloudy]

Put this in my warning notes....Never, EVER piss the "beautiful warrior" off.

To Cloudy: I just remembered a story of Colleen Thomas, The Furies, that is. And I think you're in it. I love that story. About three months ago, I started it at 10 PM and stayed up all night reading. Couldn't tear my eyes off those pages.

Yes, I'm in there.

Along with Lucky, Minsue, Lou, and several others. It's one of my favorites, too.

eta: she started a part 2, but never finished it. I have what she got done, although it's very rough, I'll always be glad she sent it to me.

I miss Colly terribly.

 

[FatDino]

Yes, I'm in there.

Along with Lucky, Minsue, Lou, and several others. It's one of my favorites, too.

eta: she started a part 2, but never finished it. I have what she got done, although it's very rough, I'll always be glad she sent it to me.

I miss Colly terribly.

I recognize you, Lucky and Lou, the rest I'm not familiar with.

Don't judge me for this, but I actually cried when I knew she was gone. Shedding tears for someone I've never met or talked to...that was the first time.