So, I'm Thinking About Getting a Hooker...

[SmokingFap]

Okay, so, I'm 53 years old, and I haven't had sex (with another person ) in over 12 years. In that time, I've gotten a big beer belly (well, vodka belly, mostly) and I've lost an inch of my cock to my weight gain (still 6" and still pretty thick, but still depressing). I used to be a damn good looking guy with an above average dick. But now, I'm feeling like even if I found a willing woman (or man, at this point), I'd be embarrassed about my belly and maybe even my cock, because I remember how I USED to look. Recently, someone joked that I should find a hooker. I laughed it off, but I've been thinking about it more lately. I've never gotten one before, and I've only been propositioned by one, years ago when I didn't need one. I don't really even want to fuck a pro (unless I lucked into a really hot one). I'd just like to see a naked woman in person again and masturbate together. Anyone have thoughts or advice on this idea?

 

[SmokingFap]

Ive been with a few prostitutes so I’m not being judgmental about meeting one I’ve done it because I think all sexual situations are worth a try but why don’t you do yourself a favor first and join a guy get healthy it’s a permanent fix for your confidence and you might even meet some women at the gym also when you do meet with a prostitute you’ll be doing it to experience the sexual thing and not out of desperation I hope I’m not saying anything out of line

No, you're cool. Appreciate the advice. So how was it with the pros you... worked with?

 

[SmokingFap]

Fair enough. Like I said, I'd probably just want to masturbate with a women anyway.

 

[LizVegas79]

I briefly worked as an escort many, many years ago. In my limited experience, the way you described yourself would have put you in my above average category when it comes to Johns. The fact that you would be happy just seeing a woman naked and masturbating together would have put you in my top 10%.

There are a few other former (and a couple not yet former) working girls on here and maybe they will chime in with their own opinions and experiences. But I would say to you not to beat yourself up about your age, your beer belly, or any loss of your former glory. I come into contact with a fair number of working girls here in Vegas on a regular basis as part of my job and based on the questions that ask me about prospective John's, as long as you've taken a shower in the past 24 hours and you're not anywhere near 300lbs, you're not going to disappoint, or disgust, a pro. (personally I couldn't deal with sweaty, really fat guys, or seeing a naked guy over 70, that's why I didn't last in the business). Depending on your price range, I don't see you having any problem and, like I said, you could very well be the highpoint of a working girl's night. Guys like you are pretty much the bread and butter in the sex industry. The chances of a pro, even one who charges $1,000/hr or more, walking into your hotel room, meeting you and issuing you a refund before she's leaves without doing anything are probably pretty slim. At least imho.

So if you're missing the sight of an attractive naked woman, I don't see the harm in seeking a pro out. 53 is still pretty young.

But if you want longer term satisfaction, you need to take TripleLoad's advice and try hitting a gym at lest twice a week for 2-3 months. The self-confidence about your appearance you gain there WILL translate into healthier, naked relationships with women not only your own age, but also even someone maybe ten years or so younger.

And isn't that REALLY what you want?

 

[SmokingFap]

I briefly worked as an escort many, many years ago. In my limited experience, the way you described yourself would have put you in my above average category when it comes to Johns. The fact that you would be happy just seeing a woman naked and masturbating together would have put you in my top 10%.

There are a few other former (and a couple not yet former) working girls on here and maybe they will chime in with their own opinions and experiences. But I would say to you not to beat yourself up about your age, your beer belly, or any loss of your former glory. I come into contact with a fair number of working girls here in Vegas on a regular basis as part of my job and based on the questions that ask me about prospective John's, as long as you've taken a shower in the past 24 hours and you're not anywhere near 300lbs, you're not going to disappoint, or disgust, a pro. (personally I couldn't deal with sweaty, really fat guys, or seeing a naked guy over 70, that's why I didn't last in the business). Depending on your price range, I don't see you having any problem and, like I said, you could very well be the highpoint of a working girl's night. Guys like you are pretty much the bread and butter in the sex industry. The chances of a pro, even one who charges $1,000/hr or more, walking into your hotel room, meeting you and issuing you a refund before she's leaves without doing anything are probably pretty slim. At least imho.

So if you're missing the sight of an attractive naked woman, I don't see the harm in seeking a pro out. 53 is still pretty young.

But if you want longer term satisfaction, you need to take TripleLoad's advice and try hitting a gym at lest twice a week for 2-3 months. The self-confidence about your appearance you gain there WILL translate into healthier, naked relationships with women not only your own age, but also even someone maybe ten years or so younger.

And isn't that REALLY what you want?

Thank you so much for the insight and advice! The problem with me working out is that I was such a workout warrior all through junior high, high school, and college (I ran track and played football in high school, then intramurals in college) that I got burned out on working out just for the sake of looks or health. I used to play beach volleyball when I was married, and that helped keep the weight off. But in my 40s, with no love life for a variety of reasons, including living with and caring for my disabled mother, I just couldn't fight the weight gain. Still appreciate the advice, but joining a gym sounds like an old nightmare for me. Still have a broad chest, strong arms, and killer calves and thighs from all the lifting I did when I was younger, so I'm not flabby anywhere, except my pecs are a little softer than they used to be. Just hoping to find someone who doesn't mind my belly too much.

 

[LizVegas79]

Thank you so much for the insight and advice! The problem with me working out is that I was such a workout warrior all through junior high, high school, and college (I ran track and played football in high school, then intramurals in college) that I got burned out on working out just for the sake of looks or health. I used to play beach volleyball when I was married, and that helped keep the weight off. But in my 40s, with no love life for a variety of reasons, including living with and caring for my disabled mother, I just couldn't fight the weight gain. Still appreciate the advice, but joining a gym sounds like an old nightmare for me. Still have a broad chest, strong arms, and killer calves and thighs from all the lifting I did when I was younger, so I'm not flabby anywhere, except my pecs are a little softer than they used to be. Just hoping to find someone who doesn't mind my belly too much.

Understandable. As an ex-jockette myself I know exactly where you're coming from.

Maybe your future better self is in the kitchen, not the gym, as kinked_a_bit suggested.

But again, it sounds to me like you have nothing to worry about if you decide to go pro for a night. I can almost guarantee she will be more into you than she probably is with most of her clients.

 

[Mnkinkcpl]

Hey we're in kinda the same boat as far as age and body shape.



Over the last couple of years I have had a few herniated discs in my lower back and knee surgery and my belly is bigger than I want. I just don't have time for the gym on a regular basis so over the last few months I have been concentrating on diet and have dropped ten pounds so far.



The biggest change I made was cutting down on soda, just 1 maybe 2 a day now, otherwise it's water and a glass of two of fruit juice to keep the seman sweet.



I also added walking, instead of driving to the store etc..

 

[BBCfan]

I got a few escorts over the years, both male and female.
All were fun experiences for the most part. A couple women were just punching the clock and you could easily tell but understandable.
The experience can be a bit wierd and uncomfortable at first, but a couple vodkas and some good conversation could ease that.
Why not try it and see.

 

[frappingwilly]

I've been with many escorts, most have been amazing with treating me like a king when I know I'm not an athletic demigod or anything. I'm about to turn 50, and I'm actually going to Vegas with my bi friend so we can hire two escorts for her (one for me as well) to explore together.

Thing is. I've been with escorts where we have kissed, touched and I've cum on her tits and it's been enough. Some turn me on in different ways where I want to fuck non-stop. The last one in Milwaukee was a shorter girl with a big bum, I wasn't expecting much but she had me so hard we had sex for 2hrs straight. My knees have never been the same since. My point is, each lady is very different to the next, so explore and experiment and once you find the lady who gives you what you need, date her often

 

[frappingwilly]

Oh and be kind, offer them a drink from a closed bottle of course, tip or gift something, talk and get to know them. Often you will get the best returned.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Can’t add much to the above good advice but I certainly sympathize with the hating gyms. Like you I was super fit through school and the military but I’d rather cut a pinky off than spend one more hour in a gym. I have knocked a good ten lbs off just from walking 2-3 miles every other day, cutting my meals to two a day, and of course no soda. I do make exceptions for a glass of the good stuff.

As far as the working girls, give it a shot. It’s a fun no strings attached way to ease the stress! My experience comes with a caveat though, I can only speak for foreign Red Light districts! I’ve never actually paid in the States!

 

[the_single_gal_unconfidential]

first of all - be careful - about your money I mean -
there are scammers out there - they might have tricks to take more money than you planned.

it's been way over 30 yrs ago I worked massage.
I liked guys like you - no trouble, friendly etc. you guys seemed to need comfort, girl company.
and - feel me, my titties, my ass, pet my pretty kitty
and my shoulders, legs, hair - occasionally I had to ask that you be more gentle - but I let you guys do what you liked.
every guy got at least a handjob. often a sucking to go along with it - freebee
crappy massage, but you guys did leave feeling pleasured.
yeah, this was 30+ yrs ago - I can't say how things are now.
but make sure you at least get a handjob
this is what I looked like then - me on the job uniform haha.

https://imgur.com/GrS98Z7

 

[SmokingFap]

first of all - be careful - about your money I mean -
there are scammers out there - they might have tricks to take more money than you planned.

it's been way over 30 yrs ago I worked massage.
I liked guys like you - no trouble, friendly etc. you guys seemed to need comfort, girl company.
and - feel me, my titties, my ass, pet my pretty kitty
and my shoulders, legs, hair - occasionally I had to ask that you be more gentle - but I let you guys do what you liked.
every guy got at least a handjob. often a sucking to go along with it - freebee
crappy massage, but you guys did leave feeling pleasured.
yeah, this was 30+ yrs ago - I can't say how things are now.
but at least get a handjob
this is what I looked like then - me on the job uniform haha.

https://imgur.com/GrS98Z7

Oh my god! I wish I'd known you back then! You would have been a PERFECT first for me (even though I didn't need a paid pro back then). What a beautiful woman. Any more current pics you'd like to share? I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd enjoy them.

Thanks for the insight and advice. Have a horny day!

 

[deliverer]

first of all - be careful - about your money I mean -
there are scammers out there - they might have tricks to take more money than you planned.

it's been way over 30 yrs ago I worked massage.
I liked guys like you - no trouble, friendly etc. you guys seemed to need comfort, girl company.
and - feel me, my titties, my ass, pet my pretty kitty
and my shoulders, legs, hair - occasionally I had to ask that you be more gentle - but I let you guys do what you liked.
every guy got at least a handjob. often a sucking to go along with it - freebee
crappy massage, but you guys did leave feeling pleasured.
yeah, this was 30+ yrs ago - I can't say how things are now.
but make sure you at least get a handjob
this is what I looked like then - me on the job uniform haha.

https://imgur.com/GrS98Z7

I used to go for your kind of massage all the time.
I was usually taken well care of and mostly got what I wanted.
I always asked for full service and something special as well…,
…I always asked the girls if I could watch them pee……
…about 90% of the time I got what I wanted, because like you, they wanted to please, and I was a nice, warm, affectionate guy and always paid them well.
So I afk you…. If I came in to see you back then, would you pee for me?

 

[the_single_gal_unconfidential]

I used to go for your kind of massage all the time.
I was usually taken well care of and mostly got what I wanted.
I always asked for full service and something special as well…,
…I always asked the girls if I could watch them pee……
…about 90% of the time I got what I wanted, because like you, they wanted to please, and I was a nice, warm, affectionate guy and always paid them well.
So I afk you…. If I came in to see you back then, would you pee for me?

no.

 

[Beandip478]

Okay, so, I'm 53 years old, and I haven't had sex (with another person ) in over 12 years. In that time, I've gotten a big beer belly (well, vodka belly, mostly) and I've lost an inch of my cock to my weight gain (still 6" and still pretty thick, but still depressing). I used to be a damn good looking guy with an above average dick. But now, I'm feeling like even if I found a willing woman (or man, at this point), I'd be embarrassed about my belly and maybe even my cock, because I remember how I USED to look. Recently, someone joked that I should find a hooker. I laughed it off, but I've been thinking about it more lately. I've never gotten one before, and I've only been propositioned by one, years ago when I didn't need one. I don't really even want to fuck a pro (unless I lucked into a really hot one). I'd just like to see a naked woman in person again and masturbate together. Anyone have thoughts or advice on this idea?

Sex workers exist for exactly the situation you describe, and for anyone who has trouble making sexual connections with others. They represent a practical solution to a practical problem: we all need sex, but not all of us can get it, so the better SWs are there to fill the gap. Whether you have sex with her or just masturbate is up to you, but in my opinion as long as she's there, you might as well have sex and relieve all that tension.

 

[deliverer]

no.

Did anyone ever ask for that from you?

 

[NewbieHere]

Okay, so, I'm 53 years old, and I haven't had sex (with another person ) in over 12 years. In that time, I've gotten a big beer belly (well, vodka belly, mostly) and I've lost an inch of my cock to my weight gain (still 6" and still pretty thick, but still depressing). I used to be a damn good looking guy with an above average dick. But now, I'm feeling like even if I found a willing woman (or man, at this point), I'd be embarrassed about my belly and maybe even my cock, because I remember how I USED to look. Recently, someone joked that I should find a hooker. I laughed it off, but I've been thinking about it more lately. I've never gotten one before, and I've only been propositioned by one, years ago when I didn't need one. I don't really even want to fuck a pro (unless I lucked into a really hot one). I'd just like to see a naked woman in person again and masturbate together. Anyone have thoughts or advice on this idea?

I found a hooker when I wasn’t looking.

I was in NYC staying at the Roosevelt. I had a meeting with a movie producer and her screenwriter. She was looking for money for her last movie and I represented someone who was interested.

After the meeting, I met this woman who also said she was interested in making a movie. Me, being the person I am, said ok. Didn’t even think anything of it. We met up at some fancy place to talk. She brought a friend. We took a cab to another place and then the other girl reached into my pants to jack me off and told me she could deep throat me all the way to my balls. to be honest, I didn’t realize she was a hooker until much later.

No, I decided not to pursue it any further.

 

[the_single_gal_unconfidential]

did you like it, satisfy your needs?
seems like it was kinda rushed.

 

[SmokingFap]

By the way, all, this is me 20 years or so ago. Only have pics of me and my sons, cropped them out for their privacy. I still look like this, just a little heavier in the face (no jowls or double chin or anything). I keep my hair a little shorter these days.

 

[Leglover1234]

I’ve been looking for a hooker as well. I’m paralyzed so I can’t do much. I’d be happy with a handjob and to suck on a tit or two I’ve been scammed twice so far

 

[SmokingFap]

I’ve been looking for a hooker as well. I’m paralyzed so I can’t do much. I’d be happy with a handjob and to suck on a tit or two I’ve been scammed twice so far

That sucks, man. All of it. I hope you have better luck next time. I've heard it said that the most important things in life are to have a good doctor and a good mechanic. We might have to add a good, trustworthy hooker to that list.

 

[Leglover1234]

Exactly 30 minutes in and out. She doesn’t have to get completely undressed lol

 

[SmokingFap]

She's gotta at least take off her top so you can suck on those beautiful, hard nipples...

 

[Susscrofa]

Okay, so, I'm 53 years old, and I haven't had sex (with another person ) in over 12 years. In that time, I've gotten a big beer belly (well, vodka belly, mostly) and I've lost an inch of my cock to my weight gain (still 6" and still pretty thick, but still depressing). I used to be a damn good looking guy with an above average dick. But now, I'm feeling like even if I found a willing woman (or man, at this point), I'd be embarrassed about my belly and maybe even my cock, because I remember how I USED to look. Recently, someone joked that I should find a hooker. I laughed it off, but I've been thinking about it more lately. I've never gotten one before, and I've only been propositioned by one, years ago when I didn't need one. I don't really even want to fuck a pro (unless I lucked into a really hot one). I'd just like to see a naked woman in person again and masturbate together. Anyone have thoughts or advice on this idea?

I used to "hobby" quite a bit, and had some very good experiences with some lovely girls as well as some lousy experiences that I regretted.

The best advice is that you generally get what you pay for. If you want to hire somebody whose company you'll actually enjoy and not feel disgusted by afterwards, it will cost you. The higher-end escorts tend to be clean, safe, and generally very pleasant to be around. The less expensive dregs are going to be trouble - scammers and thieves, drug addicts, and all-around low life that give the girls who ply their trade honorably a bad name.