So I'm Driving Around With 8 Billion Dollars In A Suitcase....

And you need somewhere to stash the money? A place no one would ever think to look??

I have this old tack box out in the tack room of the barn that's not being used at the moment....
 
Actor Don Johnson, who starred in the Hugo Award-winning film "A Boy and His Dog" is under suspicion of money laundering after trying to enter Germany from Switzerland with $8 billion in his suitcase in the form of shares, bonds, checks and credit notes. When asked about the large sum of money, Johnson explained he was planning on buying a car. German custom investigators have not yet decided whether to launch a criminal probe. Johnson's agent denies the story as a complete fabrication.
 
Billion?? with a "B"??

$8,000,000,000??

In a steamer trunk, maybe, but a suitcase??

Of course with one of those new expandables....
 
Off said:
Actor Don Johnson, who starred in the Hugo Award-winning film "A Boy and His Dog" is under suspicion of money laundering after trying to enter Germany from Switzerland with $8 billion in his suitcase in the form of shares, bonds, checks and credit notes. When asked about the large sum of money, Johnson explained he was planning on buying a car. German custom investigators have not yet decided whether to launch a criminal probe. Johnson's agent denies the story as a complete fabrication.


OMIGOD, I thought I was the only person that had ever seen/heard of that movie!
 
8 billion? I thought it was 1 billion.

Still, however many billions....damn. What the hell was he doing carrying that much? Just what kind of car was he planning on buying, anyway?
 
*goddess*emi* said:
Billion?? with a "B"??

$8,000,000,000??

In a steamer trunk, maybe, but a suitcase??

Of course with one of those new expandables....

I don't believe it was cash...stock certificates etc.

Either way - that's a hell of a lot of money-type-stuff to be carrying around...
 
BlueDaisy said:
Just what kind of car was he planning on buying, anyway?

:eek:


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8 billion is not money.

Money is what you have for groceries.

8 billion is a motive with a universal adaptor.
 
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