So, I'm at the courthouse......

islandman

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.....because of jury duty and i go to the men's room and there's a guy in one of the stalls having a wank.

Some fuckers are truly weird.


Discuss.
 
Denny

.....because of jury duty and i go to the men's room and there's a guy in one of the stalls having a wank.

Some fuckers are truly weird.


Discuss.
Is it legal at your courthouse? He'll be sitting next to you in the courtroom.
 
Must be busy: maybe trying to avoid a harassment suit after seeing sexy a sexy lady or two at work.
 
He's either trying to get out of jury duty, coming out cum covered could cause his being excused. People will to great lengths to get off of jury duty. Or, he is a defendant, and perhaps you'll be excused.
 
.....because of jury duty and i go to the men's room and there's a guy in one of the stalls having a wank.

Some fuckers are truly weird.


Discuss.

If you think that is weird you should read about the rapefugees in Germany and Sweden getting reduced sentences because of 'sexual emergencies'.
 
When I did jury duty - I'm now far too old - the problem with the courthouse was that too many people attending were the defendants and their relations.

They might have been wearing their best clothes but most still behaved like the assholes they were eventually proven in court to be.

You don't find many good people as defendants in lower courts. Murderers are a better class of defendant. :rolleyes:
 
The wanker isn't there for jury duty. It's probably an elected official, perhaps the D.A., or one of those public servants who spend six hours a day viewing online porn sites.
 
Was he left- or right-handed, or ambidextrous? Just wondering.

Hey, escaping jury duty is easy. During voir dire questioning I merely mention that my sister and bro-in-law were senior cops, that my grandparents were murder victims, but that the prosecution holds the balance of power, and I won't believe a word of testimony, only hard evidence. Both DA and defense counsel were glad to see me go last time.
 
.....because of jury duty and i go to the men's room and there's a guy in one of the stalls having a wank.

Some fuckers are truly weird.


Discuss.

I have a feeling that was you.


But, if its any consolation, many have a courthouse fetish.

For both women as much as men too.


I'll add: ALL women are wet at the courthouse. Be it a power trip or fear related :D
 
I have a feeling that was you.


But, if its any consolation, many have a courthouse fetish.

For both women as much as men too.


I'll add: ALL women are wet at the courthouse. Be it a power trip or fear related :D

I've never fucked in a courthouse, just a lawyer.
 
He's either trying to get out of jury duty, coming out cum covered could cause his being excused. People will to great lengths to get off of jury duty. Or, he is a defendant, and perhaps you'll be excused.
Seriouly, the only get off joke in this thread is inadvertent?

😏
 
.....because of jury duty and i go to the men's room and there's a guy in one of the stalls having a wank.

Some fuckers are truly weird.


Discuss.

Isn't that normal? I mean guys wanking in work restrooms?
 
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