So, if you made porn...

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What would it be like?

For me, I would make lesbian porn. The women would look like real women of various shapes and sizes.
None of the women would have fingernails so long that their fingers looked like a weapon slipping in and out of the other woman.
There would be a lot of oral sex. A lot of it.
Cunnilingus and analingus, both.
Most of the penetration would be with fingers.
The women would always, always get off. The sounds would be real.

The Crash Pad series meets several of my criteria. But, there is so much emphasis on strap-on sex and fisting. Strap-ons can be so hot, but not in every scene. And fisting - well - it's not for everyone. And it's not for every occasion!

Also, in the porn movies I make, no woman will ever, ever fellate a dildo.

In my dreams...


How about you? What would want to see in the *perfect* porn movie?
 
What would it be like?

For me, I would make lesbian porn. The women would look like real women of various shapes and sizes.
None of the women would have fingernails so long that their fingers looked like a weapon slipping in and out of the other woman.
There would be a lot of oral sex. A lot of it.
Cunnilingus and analingus, both.
Most of the penetration would be with fingers.
The women would always, always get off. The sounds would be real.

The Crash Pad series meets several of my criteria. But, there is so much emphasis on strap-on sex and fisting. Strap-ons can be so hot, but not in every scene. And fisting - well - it's not for everyone. And it's not for every occasion!

Also, in the porn movies I make, no woman will ever, ever fellate a dildo.

In my dreams...


How about you? What would want to see in the *perfect* porn movie?

Hmmmm well for me..I'd want some realistic things to it...women that are regular women...not overly plastic from surgery. Guys that aren't hugely endowed.
 
Realistic participants. People that are actually enjoying themselves. A little dialogue.

And above all a guy that actually gives a damn about his partner's pleasure. Most of them might as well be fucking an inflatable doll for all the interest they show. No wonder they rarely get fully erect. :rolleyes:
 
Realistic participants. People that are actually enjoying themselves. A little dialogue.


Ditto. Oh yeah, and I prefer a film that doesn't devote 50% of it's viewing time to blowjobs. As a woman, it really doesn't do much for me in terms of pleasure from watching.

I do like the particpants to actually engage in foreplay *gasp* before penetrative sex, but for me (personally) blowjobs aren't the only item on my menu.

MFF is something I like to watch. I like lesbian porn, but I like the interaction with a man too. ;)
 
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i like amatures.....
18 and up
and a lot of hot verbal stuff too....
getting crazy and even spitting........
love it when women spit on cock then jerk and suck....
 
I do like the particpants to actually engage in foreplay *gasp* before penetrative sex

I snipped you at one sentence phrase, because it caught my attention!
This is actually something that's been bothering me with the lesbian porn I've been watching as well! Three licks of the clit, and then she's banging the hell out of the other woman! And at that point, the mouth usually comes off the pussy. I know that it's a logistical nightmare to try to capture "mouth on clit, fingers in cunt" on film. But damn, could you please try harder!

It just doesn't mirror the lesbian sex I'm having at home - not at all.
And I think that's the common thread here. We'd like to see people doing the same kinds of things we do on our own. Yes, take it to the next level. Yes, put some fantasy in it! But give us something we can relate to!
 
I snipped you at one sentence phrase, because it caught my attention!
This is actually something that's been bothering me with the lesbian porn I've been watching as well! Three licks of the clit, and then she's banging the hell out of the other woman! And at that point, the mouth usually comes off the pussy. I know that it's a logistical nightmare to try to capture "mouth on clit, fingers in cunt" on film. But damn, could you please try harder!

It just doesn't mirror the lesbian sex I'm having at home - not at all.
And I think that's the common thread here. We'd like to see people doing the same kinds of things we do on our own. Yes, take it to the next level. Yes, put some fantasy in it! But give us something we can relate to!

Lack of foreplay annoys the crap out of me in hetero porn. There is the obligatory few minutes spent groping tits, followed by a few minutes oral on the (hairless) woman. Then we have to watch AGES of (boring) oral on the man, followed by the rest of film in close up fucking from various positions designed to maximise size of mans cock and fake orgasmic expressions on woman.

And no, that doesn't mirror my experiences at home, thankfully! :rolleyes:

I LIKE to watch extended foreplay. Gradual undressing and caressing as opposed to a 3 second strip followed by hard core fucking. Sheesh. There is a gap in the market here!

Maybe I should start a whole new career in porn film directing. ;)
 
I think that I would make a real bisexual film with no money shots. It would be portrayed as almost a soft core porn but with real people and real dialouge. Maybe it would have the backsetting of a young nieghborhood group and they all become more than just friends after several get-togethers. Like a couple of cookouts and then they decide to all go dancing.

I wouldn't have like 20 couples but something more intimate, say four couples. It wouldn't be just about fucking and cumshots. Put some significance into it and try to show that people can love each other across social boundaries and not ruin their marriages.

One scene would have to be in the great outdoors. Like they all rented a couple of cabins up in the mountains. They would go skinny dipping and just have fun with the sexual part.
 
I want to see some of the stories here on Lit acted out. The day to day turned into a surprise seduction. I prefer MFM, so I would love to see a cute little thing getting touched, and groped by one man at first. I want this to last. I don't want the clothing to immediately disappear. I don't find it any fun when they go from clothed to naked in zero seconds. I want the stripping to last, and be a part of the play. "Ooh, I can't see your boobs. Here, let me help you move that blouse out of the way, but not off. Hmm, these shots are a little bit in the way. I'll just push them over your butt so that I can reach everything unrestricted."

I want the groping, and kissing, and sexual talk back and forth to gress to clothed sex. I want her to be getting it good. I want her to feel better than she ever has before. I want her to think that it is almost over when guy #2 joins the party, and all of a sudden two guys are having their way with her, doubling her pleasure.

I don't want super closeups. I like it better when I can get some context of what I am watching. If I see cocks pounding holes, I want to see who's holes they are. I want to see the look on her face, and hear the groan as another cock enters her. I love the shock of a woman getting double penetrated when she wasn't expecting it. I love the ecstacy when she actually enjoys it more than she ever would have thought she would. I want her to grab on to the man in front of her for dear life. Or have both men behind her at first, and she holds onto whatever is in front of her.

All sex doesn't need to move to the bedroom. If it starts in the kitchen, let it finish there. Don't just magically appear in the bedroom naked. If it has to change rooms because you are rolling around too much, fine. Go with the flow. But follow the action. I want to see them move from here to there.

And have fun with it. That is what sex is all about. The fun. If you aren't enjoying yourself, change the situation so that you are. Always have fun with sex. Otherwise it's just, bleh...
 
Back in the late 70's early 80's there was a woman photographer for playboy. I want to say her name was Suzzane Randall or something like that. She made some of the best porn movies I had ever seen. Real people and real romance and sex. They even had story lines and plot. I've never seen anything like them since.

I had a couple on the old vhs but they were destroyed in a flood. :rolleyes:
 
I would make violent lesbian porn filled with beautiful and cruel women who love to make love as much as they love to decimate anyone who interferes with their lovemaking.
 
I think that I would make a real bisexual film with no money shots. It would be portrayed as almost a soft core porn but with real people and real dialouge. Maybe it would have the backsetting of a young nieghborhood group and they all become more than just friends after several get-togethers. Like a couple of cookouts and then they decide to all go dancing.

I wouldn't have like 20 couples but something more intimate, say four couples. It wouldn't be just about fucking and cumshots. Put some significance into it and try to show that people can love each other across social boundaries and not ruin their marriages.

One scene would have to be in the great outdoors. Like they all rented a couple of cabins up in the mountains. They would go skinny dipping and just have fun with the sexual part.

I'd probably watch this! :)

I'm a sucker for threesomes in porn because it's a fun fantasy, but I hate the way most threesomes are shot in porn. Basically, I guess, I want to see visual porn reflect the same kinds of things that get me off in written porn. Touch, sensuality, enjoyment, arousal.
One of the big problems in the porn industry, in my opinion, is that it's marketed toward men, and what gets alot of men off is different than what gets me off. Cum shots don't do it for me. Anal sex doesn't do it for me. The weird contortionist positions that they put women in for camera angels don't do it for me.

I guess it goes back to what Logo said- I'd like to see porn that more accurately portrays the kind of sex I'm having at home.

Trying to figure out what I do want to see since I know what I don't. I may have to post on that later, after I think about it.
 
I would make violent lesbian porn filled with beautiful and cruel women who love to make love as much as they love to decimate anyone who interferes with their lovemaking.

You might enjoy the Crash Pad movies then. Maybe not quite violent enough for you, but more than I typically enjoy.
 
What would it be like?

For me, I would make lesbian porn. The women would look like real women of various shapes and sizes.
None of the women would have fingernails so long that their fingers looked like a weapon slipping in and out of the other woman.
There would be a lot of oral sex. A lot of it.
Cunnilingus and analingus, both.
Most of the penetration would be with fingers.
The women would always, always get off. The sounds would be real.

The Crash Pad series meets several of my criteria. But, there is so much emphasis on strap-on sex and fisting. Strap-ons can be so hot, but not in every scene. And fisting - well - it's not for everyone. And it's not for every occasion!

Also, in the porn movies I make, no woman will ever, ever fellate a dildo.

In my dreams...


How about you? What would want to see in the *perfect* porn movie?

Not in your dreams - check out Girlfriends Films. Real women, real sex, at their own pace. Occassional strapons, no other toys. Like reality sometimes the chemistry happens and it's magical, and other times less so. I think you will be very pleased.

BTW, the standard product you describe is termed "mainstream" porn.
 
I also enjoy lesbian domination with BDSM and such, and strapon DP (I find it really hard to find good lesbian strapon DP videos), but that's not an all the time thing for me.
 
Back in the late 70's early 80's there was a woman photographer for playboy. I want to say her name was Suzzane Randall or something like that. She made some of the best porn movies I had ever seen. Real people and real romance and sex. They even had story lines and plot. I've never seen anything like them since.

I had a couple on the old vhs but they were destroyed in a flood. :rolleyes:
Suze Randall is the person you're looking for, Tx. She does do good work.

One thing I'd like to see less of is the stuff concentrating on genitalia. That gets really boring quick. 'Money shots' make me roll my eyes.

I'd have more full body shots so that you can see everything that happens. Especially the woman's face. Nothing turns me on more than a woman's face when she's lost inside the moment. :)
 
Since I lean heavily towards the kink and bdsm aspect of porn I got lucky and stumbled upon the "Fascionista" series. Second in the series is bland, but one and three are excellent.

Other than that, I want to see massive amounts of cum from multiple men sprayed everywhere onto a captive woman's upper body.
 
I'd probably watch this! :)

I'm a sucker for threesomes in porn because it's a fun fantasy, but I hate the way most threesomes are shot in porn. Basically, I guess, I want to see visual porn reflect the same kinds of things that get me off in written porn. Touch, sensuality, enjoyment, arousal.
One of the big problems in the porn industry, in my opinion, is that it's marketed toward men, and what gets alot of men off is different than what gets me off. Cum shots don't do it for me. Anal sex doesn't do it for me. The weird contortionist positions that they put women in for camera angels don't do it for me.

I guess it goes back to what Logo said- I'd like to see porn that more accurately portrays the kind of sex I'm having at home.

Trying to figure out what I do want to see since I know what I don't. I may have to post on that later, after I think about it.


Yeah, today's porn is just too over the top for the biggest part. The one aspect that gets me the most is the gacking sound that some of the women make during the oral sex scenes. I think that if a woman were to make those noises with me, I'd die laughing.

I want sensuality along with pushing the boundaries just a little. Fetish porn is exactly that, but there has to be something better for the mainstream fans.
 
I was never into the porn thing before, i hated the whole bottle-blonde, FF cup size women thing.

I was shown some more realistic porn- a couple, just doing what they do, but on camera. The only thing that bugged me was the camera-person constantly darting the camera around, zoom in-out-in-out...:rolleyes:

If i was to direct my own and had full creative say, i would have the sex integrated into a fuller story. They would be a real couple- warts n' all- none of that stick insect that's top heavy business. There would be foreplay, talking, kissing, hell just snuggling sometimes, and it would be exactly what they do behind closed doors, but on camera. There would be variation- fingers, tongues, vibes, strap-ons...all sorts. Oh and for fuck sake, there would be ample lube- i mean jesus, we can't do it ALL ourselves...

I agree with Logo though, ''Also, in the porn movies I make, no woman will ever, ever fellate a dildo.''

*shudder*

Neways, it would be relatable.

That's what i like to watch, that's what i'd direct.

I've heard i would like the crashpad series, i need to get my hands on it...
 
MMF films with hot people who actually enjoy bi sex. Uh, with interesting scenarios too, not just swingers parties or some other boring set-up.

Historical m/m euro twink porn with lots of props. ;)

Straight porn where the guy is way hot and the woman is average. :D
 
Don't y'all think our porn would be pretty much like the stories we write here?

Not necessarily. Some people are better stimulated reading words on a page than watching people fuck, and vice versa.

I think the sexual portrayals would be different depending on the genre...
 
I'm too shy to post the real deal on here, but here are the basic aspects...

-real women
-black, biracial, and white women, black almost always topping white
-real tenderness, romance, etc.
-real orgasms, dammit!
-bondage, but not dungeon BDSM

i'll think of more...
 
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