So I was painting my nails at the traffic light -

[Guest]

and apparently missed my cue when the light changed to green.

I only needed to finish two nails. Was all the horn honking, finger pointing and siren blaring truly necessary? I mean honestly.

People can be so selfishly rude.

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[Svenskaflicka]

I hope you played the bimbo routine - batting eyelashes, lip pouting, wide-eyed innocense... drives 'em crazy.

 

[Guest]

What color? Flat or glossy? Metallic? P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I bought a whole new nailpolish a few weeks ago, just because it matched my favourite sweater perfectly.

 

[Guest]

What color? Flat or glossy? Metallic? P.

Pink Rose Diamond.

Hot pink with sparkles (A Rainbow in Every Bottle). Just the perfect thing for the pouty little girl act.

I bought it for my daughter and decided to try it myself. It really looks great on my toes (especially when I plant them in someone's face in Karate.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Speaking of make-up in cars...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No answers yet. Are you guys STILL watching Cameron Diaz go down on Christina Applegate?

 

[china-doll]

No answers yet. Are you guys STILL watching Cameron Diaz go down on Christina Applegate?

Yup.

 

[cantdog]

Fer sher.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Thanks flicka, that was great

 

[Evil Alpaca]

and apparently missed my cue when the light changed to green.

I only needed to finish two nails. Was all the horn honking, finger pointing and siren blaring truly necessary? I mean honestly.

People can be so selfishly rude.

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You should have gotten on your cell phone and called absolutely everyone you EVER met to tell them about the injustices visited upon you delightful and misunderstood person.

 

[Guest]

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You should have gotten on your cell phone and called absolutely everyone you EVER met to tell them about the injustices visited upon you delightful and misunderstood person.

My exact thoughts.

 

[thebullet]

Last week I was behind a girl who was talking on a cell phone, eating a donut and doing her makeup in the rear view mirror all at the same time. Oh yeah, she was trying to drive, too.

 

[Guest]

Last week I was behind a girl who was talking on a cell phone, eating a donut and doing her makeup in the rear view mirror all at the same time. Oh yeah, she was trying to drive, too.

Hey! That was me!

I can multi-task with the best of 'em.

(Do you know how hard it is to apply mascara while driving? They ought to put that in the driver's exam!)

 

[arienette]

I am so glad I don't drive -- yet. I'm all scared, but eventually I'll have to look into it. I hate people with cell phones when they're driving. Oh my god, it drives me absolutely nuts. Or when people will be in public places just talking on them. And those damn phones that beep whenever anyone says anything. Arrrrg!

...Okay, I'm better now.

 

[Guest]

A couple years ago I pulled up behind a woman at a traffic light. She was having a rather animated conversation on her cell phone. The light turned green and she sat there. So, I waited patiently for a couple seconds, then gave the horn a quick tap to bring her back to reality. I saw her give an annoyed glance in her rearview before she floored it to the next light.

Again I pulled up behind her and she was still babbling away on the phone when the light turned green. Again I waited a couple seconds and tapped the horn. Again she flashes me the look and again she floors it to the next light.

Once again I stopped just behind her and she is still babbling away. I looked both ways and when it was clear I tapped the horn again.

She floored it through the red light.



Right past a cop.

I can be so mean somtimes.

 

[shereads]

Drivers can be so inconsiderate. I've stopped trying to apply mascara at stop signs, because there's always some creep with a phone in his hand, trying to push you out into the intersection and making you stab yourself in the eye.

 

[Edward Teach]

Hey! That was me!

I can multi-task with the best of 'em.

(Do you know how hard it is to apply mascara while driving? They ought to put that in the driver's exam!)

North Carolina put it on the exam along with adjusting the vanity mirror while putting on lipstick and steering with your knees.

I passed the knee driving/lipstick portion


Stup Dity

 

[shereads]

I am so glad I don't drive -- yet. I'm all scared, but eventually I'll have to look into it. I hate people with cell phones when they're driving. Oh my god, it drives me absolutely nuts. Or when people will be in public places just talking on them. And those damn phones that beep whenever anyone says anything. Arrrrg!

...Okay, I'm better now.

I hate those people too. I swore not to be like them when I finally gave in and bought a cell phone, strictly for emergencies. Once you own one, you'll realize how many of your daily multi-tasks you forget until you're alone behind the wheel...Suddenly you're making dental appointments while driving; programming the times into your phone's appointment calendar while parallel parking; making that call to your mom that you never feel like making when you're at home trying to relax.

On the plus side, using the phone will keep your mind off your driving so you won't be scared. I hated learning to drive. But eventually, it came as naturally as riding a lethal, high-speed bicycle. Charge 'em and they scatter!

It also helps to have a key chain that says, "So many pedestrians, so little time." Gives you confidence. Gets you in a fighting mood. Gives you something to read at intersections when you've finished your nails and aren't on the phone.

Men, you know you read the newspaper when you're driving, so don't feel smug. I've seen you in the adjacent lane, talking on the phone and trying to straighten the fold in the financial pages while you balance the newspaper on the steering wheel, leaving just enough space to see the car in front of you. You also keep a pad and pencil on the seat beside you and jot down notes to yourself at 78 mph.

 

[Liar]

No answers yet. Are you guys STILL watching Cameron Diaz go down on Christina Applegate?

Where?!

 

[Weird Harold]

You also keep a pad and pencil on the seat beside you and jot down notes to yourself at 78 mph.

No real man would slow down to take notes.

 

[shereads]

No real man would slow down to take notes.

That's exactly how it was explained to me. Those precise words. You must have attended the same seminar.

 

[Lisa Denton]

and apparently missed my cue when the light changed to green.

I only needed to finish two nails. Was all the horn honking, finger pointing and siren blaring truly necessary? I mean honestly.

People can be so selfishly rude.

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Just then lil Lisa comes barrelling along in her custom built 37 ton Hummer with re-inforced kevlar door panels and 83 air-bags. She is tryin to light a cigarette and change the channel on the 25 speaker surround sound multrisonic stereo with 500 disc c.d. changer. As she safely slows down to a sedate 75 mph she feels a bunch of bumps (kinda like speed-bumps) and a small bottle of fingenail polish smashes on her windshield (damnit) she picks up her cell phone and calls to complain to the Dept. Of Transportation about how they left a bunch of junk just layin in the road at an intersection which could cause a accident.
Safety is my motto!!!

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: So I was painting my nails at the traffic light -

Just then lil Lisa comes barrelling along in her custom built 37 ton Hummer with re-inforced kevlar door panels and 83 air-bags. She is tryin to light a cigarette and change the channel on the 25 speaker surround sound multrisonic stereo with 500 disc c.d. changer. As she safely slows down to a sedate 75 mph she feels a bunch of bumps (kinda like speed-bumps) and a small bottle of fingenail polish smashes on her windshield (damnit) she picks up her cell phone and calls to complain to the Dept. Of Transportation about how they left a bunch of junk just layin in the road at an intersection which could cause a accident.
Safety is my motto!!!

Quality is my slogan.

Welcome back, Lisa D. Were you delayed while they scraped that bottle of "Ballet Slippers" off the windshield? It's the classic pale pink, you know. A bit sheer for some tastes, but I'll bet it made the windshield look gorgeous.

 

[Bandit1]

I have been told that I am an evil bastard for doing this....
I installed a set of the air horns from a semi on my 1973 Chevy Impala.
(yeah it took a lot of work, but it's worth it)
I only use them when I have been sitting at an intersection through 3 green lights behind some fool talking on the cellphone, or some lady doing her makeup etc.
For some reason, hearing what sounds like a semi right behind them tends to make them jump and look wildly around.