so i tried viagra the other night...

[sigh]

yes, i'm female, but you hear all the rumors about how it gives you shattering orgasms...

so i tried it...

and got a headache and a really blocked up head...and woke up about four in the morning with a leg cramp (which i've never had before)

the sex wasn't that good as it's hard to go oral with a stuffy head, you know?

i'm done with that shit

 

[lobito]

Wait a minute Sigh, the other night, as in the night you and Debbie and I were wrastlin'? So THAT'S what I felt. I thought that was just a roll of Quarters!

j/k

 

[sigh]

a roll of quarters? no wonder i had a lump in my panties the next morning

you promised not to tell anybody about this you know

 

[lobito]

well, I ahd a few drinks, so I don't remember EVERYTHING. I THINK you do still have my $5 though, but I won't count on ever getting that back. I'll consider that my "privelage fee" to be able to wrastle you two.

 

[sigh]

hon, i don't think you remember ANYthing...that was april-wine, not debbie

wait'll i tell her...

 

[sigh]

for another 5 dollars i'll stay quiet though...

 

[lobito]

see? I don't remember anything I guess, that fucking roll of Quarters must've REALLY distracted me. Not to mention the liquer.

Now, here's $50. what say we forget about EVERYTHING?

 

[sigh]

fine with me

(but for fifty bucks, you could've gotten more...wink wink)

 

[lobito]

we're not so far apart, I'm willing to listen!

And I've got more money where that came from, if need be.