So I tried out date rape last night.

[Betticus]

You know, just to see what all the fuss is about. So I sat on my hand till it fell asleep and then... then... (oh the horror) .. I viciously raped that little bitch in the nastiest of ways...

Afterwards I had to provide therapy for post traumatic stress disorder.. it's still kinda shaky, hard to type..

I can't really see why this kind of thing is so popular.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

You are just so cute.

And bored by the sound of things.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Bett, you're silly, but we love you anyway!

 

[Betticus]

The ice cream made me do it.

 

[Harmony_1985]

You had teh ice cream afterwards!

 

[Betticus]

You had teh ice cream afterwards!

To ease the pain.... aftercare ...

 

[Harmony_1985]

Fibber!

 

[Betticus]

Fibber!

Nope, aftercare is very important.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Oh I agree, but you didn't eat the ice cream before hand

 

[Betticus]

Oh I agree, but you didn't eat the ice cream before hand

Silly, that would make it before care if I had the ice cream first.

 

[Harmony_1985]

I meant to say afterwards.

Ignore me I'm a bit special.

 

[Betticus]

I meant to say afterwards.

Ignore me I'm a bit special.

*pats head*

 

[Harmony_1985]

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

*pats head*

Hey, since you're passing pats out...

 

[Etoile]

Can you do that? Mine is always really floppy when I try it.

 

[graceanne]

ROFLMAO

You REALLY need to stop posting when you can't sleep.

Never mind. Your posts are too awesome and funny for you to quit.

 

[Essene]

Can you do that? Mine is always really floppy when I try it.

This is so silly.

LOL