So i simply must know.....

[InternationalFunboy]

Would you rather have eyebrows that moved about your face and body of their own free will, OR leave a trail of paprika wherever you go. I expect you to back up your choices since I'll be calling on you at random to step in front of the class and explain yourselves....boner or not.

On that topic i once had it put into very vivid perspective that wet panties are no vacation either...... enjoy.

 

[Problem Child]

Does the paprika stop when I stop moving, or would I lay down at night and suffocate because I end up buried under three tons of paprika?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Your own body will almost never kill you. Be fairly certain that these things will work themselves out. I mean, has anyone ever drowned in their own slobber?

 

[Problem Child]

Ok, so we'll assume the paprika stops when I'm sleeping. But what part of me is it coming out of? I mean, do I need to stick a garden hose up my ass and run it down my leg to keep my pants from filling up?

 

[TinaG13]

hehe I think I'd rather go for the paprika.....

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You're looking at this from the wrong end (haha)....
think of that cute gal at the coffe shop that will no longer have to stand in line at the condiments, bagel in hand. She can just be NEAR you.....

In answer to your question, there is no answer. But the paprika doesn't have to spew from your anus while your in motion.......it can be more romantic than that. It just IS.

If it was an anus thing you'd be blowing shit everywhere you went just to get the paprika out.....if that's your thing bro...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Are you sure Tina? That shit would SERIOUSLY be clogging your shower.......not to mention the embarassment after bringing that hot guy home from the bar....

"What is this powder? I'm outtie 5000.."

Your bed would be full of it to.....

 

[Problem Child]

Hey man...you should have told me I could make up my own rules. In that case the paprika doesn't really spew from my body, but rather appears where I have been 30 minutes after I have been there. As soon as it appears, a team of paprika suckers vacuum it up and transports it to my paprika packaging plant. Of course it's grade-A paprika and fetches top dollar. I'm rich!

 

[TinaG13]

Are you sure Tina? That shit would SERIOUSLY be clogging your shower.......not to mention the embarassment after bringing that hot guy home from the bar....

"What is this powder? I'm outtie 5000.."

Your bed would be full of it to.....

hehe Well, I've always thought that spice is nice. And since I already am a little spicy anyway... What could a little paprika hurt?

Besides, I think the eyebrow thing is just plain gross!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Money? paprika factories? A jedi craves not these things. True paprika comes from the soul........that can't be bought and sold. But if you must...

Are you going public with your holdings?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Right on T.....an eyebrow goatee is NOT what I want to see when I pick up some young lass for dinner and a movie....

unless she wants to be on top ;-)

 

[TinaG13]

LMAO@eyebrow goatee! What a picture that has created in my mind! Yep, the paprika is most definately the better choice and Problem Child's idea isn't a bad one either, come to think of it...

 

[brokenhymengirl]

Hmm...

While the general consensus seems to be paprika I'm going to have to be different and go with roaming eyebrows. Either choice has negative consequences and while paprika smells nice the eyebrows seem to be less intruding. Besides nothing says the eyebrows have to roam constantly ... perhaps my eyebrows would be nocturnal and only move after midnight. It would be like Cinderella minus the pumpkin chariot.


My eyebrows are blonde and hard to see anyway. Only government trained eyebrow detector specialists can discern them with no make up on.

Besides .. couldn't you just shave them off?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

T........do you really want paprika in your bed, your carpet, your car, your shower? All your clothes??

You could never do public speaking, there would be paprika groupies all around.......USA today would do some silly graph about your output, Howard Stern would question it's origins......
You'd be more famous than the bearded lady in the Nads commercials. If you want it that way i say go right ahead.....SPREAD your parika around the world. MO' power to ya sistah.....

 

[TinaG13]

T........do you really want paprika in your bed, your carpet, your car, your shower? All your clothes??

You could never do public speaking, there would be paprika groupies all around.......USA today would do some silly graph about your output, Howard Stern would question it's origins......
You'd be more famous than the bearded lady in the Nads commercials. If you want it that way i say go right ahead.....SPREAD your parika around the world. MO' power to ya sistah.....

LOL I have a hand vac to take care of the sprinkles.
I hate public speaking.
I could suffocate Howard Stern with it. (I hate him) lol
Fame means money.

So.....I'm spreadin' baby! I'm spreadin' it!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Touche hymengal.....(you little wanker). As your brows have there own will, I hypothesize that they have their own will to survive and would THUS evade your shave.

nothing says they have to form an eye-brow.....they could scatter. Are you ready to shave individual hairs over you ENTIRE body? Could you even find the cognizant ones?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Right on T.. if my services weren't promised to another, I'd be your personal assistant, and see to your riches and personal affairs. Will you be needing these services once you are rich? I suppose so...if not I could clean your pool or somrhting I'm sure......

 

[TinaG13]

Right on T.. if my services weren't promised to another, I'd be your personal assistant, and see to your riches and personal affairs. Will you be needing these services once you are rich? I suppose so...if not I could clean your pool or somrhting I'm sure......

Well, I'm quite confident that I won't have any trouble finding someone to 'service' me! As for cleaning my pool, do you have any previous experience?

 

[lavender]

 

[brokenhymengirl]

More hmm...

Thanks IFB... (you little spanker).


One question though..

Since you're hypothesizing sentient eyebrows would they be friendly towards me or would it be all out war? Would I have to appease them with conditioning masks and hot oil treatments and hope they don't embarrass me too much?


And after dating a man that shaved his entire body (from the neck down, although a few months ago I heard he switched) I know that it can be done.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Experience? of COURSE not.......I just want to wear swimtrunks all day and pose and work on my tan. You can peep from the house if you like, I don't mind....

Careful now, don't fall into the deep end since you'll be so distracted by my lilly-white ass...

 

[Laurel]

Hey man...you should have told me I could make up my own rules. In that case the paprika doesn't really spew from my body, but rather appears where I have been 30 minutes after I have been there. As soon as it appears, a team of paprika suckers vacuum it up and transports it to my paprika packaging plant. Of course it's grade-A paprika and fetches top dollar. I'm rich!

'paprika suckers'?

I'll take the paprika. The eyebrow thing is too weird.

Okay...would you rather have sex organs that glow like E.T.'s heart whenever you get aroused, OR have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?

 

[TinaG13]

I see how easily replacable I am, huh Funboy?

One woman responds with fervor, feeding your preposterous paprika fetish, and you forget about all of our future plans and goals? What will I do with all of the bodypaint and fishnets in your size I have reserved just for you.

Now I'm all depressed.

Oh no!! Don't be depressed! We can always mix my paprika with your body paint, put him in the fishnets and paint him....

 

[TinaG13]

I'll take the paprika. The eyebrow thing is too weird.

Okay...would you rather have sex organs that glow like E.T.'s heart whenever you get aroused, OR have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?

I can tell ya this.... I sure as hell do NOT want the playground chatter! ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!! LOL

 

[lavender]