So I shaved my gf this weekend and...

Azwed

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I have a new found respect for anyone, man or woman who can actually shave that whole area completly. It is fucking hard. I spent a good hour and a half down there working at it and still could not get it all.

All of this has led me to a few conclusions.

1. They need to make razors that are half normal width.
2. Someone with hands as big as mine just can not shave someone with a body as small as hers.
3. A third hand would have come in handy a few times.
4. So would being a little more confident with a razor in my left hand.
5. People with very sensative skin should not go for the complete bare look.
 
I love being back in North America.

Yesterday I got to get all Magiced up again, and damn it feels good to be soft and silky smooth. Forget the razor, not worth the effort. Take 10 minutes to apply some lotion to her and let it sit, then step into the shower and rinse away.

I'd always used a wash cloth to wash it all away, but yesterday I used the back of a comb, and I'd higly recomend the switch to anyone using Magic.
 
Not a total disaster she is not itchy anymore and she talked with a couple of her friends and got some advice. Next time just the top and the sides nothing else.

She liked it and I liked it just a little too much irritation.
 
Her skin is way to sensative for magic. Magic makes me red and a little swollen and I have very tough skin. She would probably start bleeding.
 
lavender said:
Azwed, here's an idea.

Use magic, sparingly, and allow it to take care of most of the hair. Then, you can use the razor sparingly to take care of the little remaining. Whether that be to make a more sculptured look, or something like that. Doing that can make it more erotic and minimize the amount of time.

Might try that next time but I think for now we are just going to shave the top/edges and trim the rest. Plus I am not so sure I am ready to give up the Magic secret. She still thinks I shave my balls that smooth and I don't want to ruin the image :D
 
All of this has led me to a few conclusions.

1. They need to make razors that are half normal width.

Schick Slim Twin - a disposable, but has the thinnest, most narrow head on the market I've discovered.

2. Someone with hands as big as mine just can not shave someone with a body as small as hers.

Make sure you've got plenty room in the room you've chosen to do this in, move to a larger room if bathroom is cramped.

3. A third hand would have come in handy a few times.

You've got 4 between you - are you asking for a volunteer?

4. So would being a little more confident with a razor in my left hand.

A no-no! Turn your body around. Move along side her - like 69 - only not atop her, beside her. Lots more skin-to-skin contact.

5. People with very sensative skin should not go for the complete bare look.

Buy a good electric trimmer. Never go against the grain. Use hair conditioner as a shaving creme. Wax her.

Last - Enjoy...
 
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What a precious thing to say...

Azwed said:
Someone with hands as big as mine just can not shave someone with a body as small as hers.

What a sexy thing to say...

Sexy...that's how I feel when my lover shaves me. So careful, so meticulous, and sooo slippery smooth. Sometimes leaving a little, sometimes completely bare. I don't care how, or what, my lover does--it just feeeels sooo goooooood.

However, growing back is an uncomfortable process at times. My lover will shave as often as I'll allow, but too often, and I get razor burn.

Magic irritated me, and not as fun to do.

My favourite? Waxing. Stays smooth for days, and grows back soft and amazingly non-itchily. Just not as much fun for my lover--though it's fun to rub baby oil all over once you're done--you know, just to get the excess wax bits off--soft, smooth, oily, slickery, ooooooh--and then jump in a nice hot shower for 2...
 
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I would not recomment shaving right after using Magic. Ouch! Her skin will be sensitive enough from the chemicals.
 
mm, i've never asked anyone to do this before, not even Outsider at his most outrageous, but will you please change your av?

That thing you're wearing is just plain ugly.
Where'd you get it, anyway? Bargain Basement Av's 4 U?
And it doesn't fit your butt, either, in case you hadn't noticed. Least i don't think it fits your butt... turn around.
Nah.
It doesn't fit your butt.
 
I had a long phone convo with Muff tonight. The talk ranged all over the place, and part of it dealt with av's and what they offer readers in terms of insight into who were are. Muff contends that she's had a far different response to her words, her posts, on any given subject, since she removed her av.

My avs have *always*, all of them, been chosen with an eye toward furthering the acceptance of my sexuality as something more-or-less within the realm of acceptable and even desireable (in its "lite" version). If here, among the Lit perverts, such a view can become accepted, then there is hope for society in general.

In any case, after we were done talking, i kept brooding over her assertion that the pic actually detracts as much as it attracts, that they could be pushing people away just as surely as they draw them in.

I decided to run a small test.
One week.
Av-less.
Naked before the World That Is Lit.

I want to see if people react to me differently.

*You* won't, lexie, and most who've been around awhile. You already know me, know the kinda pervert i am. But there's new people coming out the walls, as usual. I want to see how they react to me, just my words, naked, without adornment. I'm curious.

Damn that Muffie for making me wonder about this.
:cool:
 
cymbidia said:
mm, i've never asked anyone to do this before, not even Outsider at his most outrageous, but will you please change your av?

That thing you're wearing is just plain ugly.
Where'd you get it, anyway? Bargain Basement Av's 4 U?
And it doesn't fit your butt, either, in case you hadn't noticed. Least i don't think it fits your butt... turn around.
Nah.
It doesn't fit your butt.

I'm assuming this is a joke. If not, please see below.

cymbidia said:
I had a long phone convo with Muff tonight. The talk ranged all over the place, and part of it dealt with av's and what they offer readers in terms of insight into who were are. Muff contends that she's had a far different response to her words, her posts, on any given subject, since she removed her av.

***

I want to see if people react to me differently.
 
I see nothing wrong with mm's av. Is it just cause it's 2 men that you ppl don't like it? Or because they are overweight men? Or because it's a black man and a white man together? I've seen av's on here with 2 women and never seen anybody ask them to change those gross and disgusting av's. :D LoL I personally don't like seeing 2 women together...makes my skin crawl...but I'd never ask anyone to change it.


Brat
 
Rick DeVille said:
It's just two guys fucking who gives a shit!

Just hopefully not the guy receiving?
:p


Re the Av test,reactions and such?

I went without an Av,i pretty much got ignored.




Tits out works for me.
Ha.
 
I think it's over, the superbowl I mean. Don't ask me who won.

:D
 
Super bowl.
This would be football of some description?





I wanna see the Britney add.
 
AusTess said:
Super bowl.
This would be football of some description?





I wanna see the Britney add.


You call it football. We call it life.

And the Britney ads were OK. She used a wide assortment of push-up bras throughout the years to convey how tit styles have evolved.
 
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