So, I lost a dare with a friend and, I was bored, and . . .

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm running out of excuses

I know we've all seen the references to this in people's siglines, and Mark has a thread for it here. I thought it would be interesting to see where our authors are on this.

And I know the test takes time, but do it anyway, ok?

Click me

 

[Nirvanadragones]

This is me . . .

Dating 15.38% Gone steady

Self-Lovin' 25.76% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself

Shamelessness 38.71% Puts 'em on the glass

Sex Drive 38.1% got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!

Straightness 16.67% Knows the other body type like a map

Gayness 0% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame

Dominant 60% Not afraid to tie the knot

Submissive 50.79% Bound and gagged a few times

Fucking Sick 69.39% Dipped into depravity

Total Score 39.35%

(and with that, goes my virginal image)

Here is a word of advice, and caution. Don't try to understand the scores without having done the test yourself, k?

 

[rgraham666]

Dating 46.15% Dated seriously But not for a while

Self-Lovin' 54.55% Master of your domain Like I've got a lot of choice

Shamelessness 90.32% Has yet to see self in mirror*I don't find my reflection that interesting.

Sex Drive 88.1% Monks are envious I don't see why.

Straightness 42.59% Experienced, but with room to grow We've always got room to grow.*

Dominant 96.67% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs You would be too, if you were smart. Pedestrians are invisible to drivers.

Fucking Sick 94.9% Refreshingly normal That's not what my shrink tells me.

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we? Nope, just not that fond of my gender.

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost It's the main reasons I can't work any more.

Total Score 82.32%*Plain old vanilla me. A person I happen to like a lot.

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm a fucking nun.

Dating 53.85% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 46.97% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself

Shamelessness 75.81% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 88.1% Monks are envious

Straightness 18.52% Knows the other body type like a map

Dominant 96.67% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 98.41% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 93.88% Refreshingly normal

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Total Score 77.19%

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Dating 42.31% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 65.15% Master of your domain
Shamelessness 80.65% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 95.24% Monks are envious
Straightness 16.67% Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant 78.33% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 88.89% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 93.88% Refreshingly normal
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Total Score 76.62%

Somehow... I think these are gonna be some of the purist scores of the bunch. oops, saw that Rob actually has higher, wow.

 

[FallingToFly]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All
( total)
Dating 7.69% 34.3% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' 18.18% 61.55% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness 14.52% 77.78% For Christ's sake, put your clothes on!
Sex Drive 26.19% 75.55% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness 0% 40.07% Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 7.41% 78.97% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant 53.33% 87.22% Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive 47.62% 87.59% A playtoy when the mood is right
Fucking Sick 61.22% 90.18% Dipped into depravity
Total Score 30.61% 74.27%

 

[glynndah]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All
( total)
Dating 30.77% 34.3% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 48.48% 61.55% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness 61.29% 77.77% It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 64.29% 75.55% A fool for love, but not always
Straightness 5.56% 40.07% Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant 96.67% 87.22% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 88.89% 87.59% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 91.84% 90.18% Refreshingly normal
Gayness 100% 78.97% Repressed, are we?
Total Score 69.77% 74.27%

Hey, do I get any brownie points for a score of "69"?

 

[privyjo]

why not?

Dating 19.23% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' 40.91% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness 72.58% It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 61.9% A fool for love, but not always
Straightness 20.37% Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 16.67% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant 98.33% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 84.13% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 87.76% Refreshingly normal
Total Score 61.22%

 

[kiten69]

Dating ~ 26.92% ~ Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' ~ 46.97% ~ When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness ~ 67.74% ~ It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive ~ 71.43% ~ A fool for love, but not always
Straightness ~ 22.22% ~ Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness ~ 98.15% ~ Repressed, are we?
Dominant ~ 81.67% ~ Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive ~ 52.38% ~ Bound and gagged a few times
Fucking Sick ~ 89.8% ~ Refreshingly normal
Total Score ~ 65.78%

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Dating - 23.08% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' - 50% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness - 82.26% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive - 88.1% Monks are envious
Straightness - 20.37% Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant - 95% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Fucking Sick - 94.9% Refreshingly normal
Gayness - 100% Repressed, are we?
Submissive - 100% Submits to no one... almost
Total Score - 77.19%

Yikes! I'm even more boring that I thought I was!

 

[bronzeage]

Dating 15.38% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' 24.24% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness 66.13% It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 47.62% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness 0% Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 88.89% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 98.33% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Fucking Sick 98.98% Refreshingly normal
Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost
otal Score 66.35%

I was most surprised by Shamelessness and Dominant. I didn't know I had any shame. I am very dominant, I just don't beat people to get my point across.

 

[angelicminx]

This is me:

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Bisexual Shacking Up Pink-Skinned 30 to 36-Year old Females
(35 total)
Dating 7.69% 34.3% 17.91% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' 33.33% 61.55% 38.79% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness 43.55% 77.78% 50.05% Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive 35.71% 75.55% 47.35% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness 0% 40.07% 8.15% Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 57.41% 78.97% 33.39% Had that experience at camp
Dominant 66.67% 87.22% 59.62% Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive 63.49% 87.59% 56.05% Bound and gagged a few times
Fucking Sick 82.65% 90.18% 69.39% Refreshingly normal
Total Score 49.24% 74.27% 46.33%

 

[Guest]

Dating : 23.08% :: Gone steady
Self-Lovin' : 36.36% ::When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness : 31.94% :: Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive : 30.48% :: I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness : 0% :: Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness : 7.41% :: Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant : 51.67% :: Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive : 34.44% :: A playtoy when the mood is right
Fucking Sick : 64.29% :: Dipped into depravity

Total Score : 31.16%

 

[Guest]

 

[McKenna]

I'm too embarrassed to share my results.

 

[wazhazhe]

I'm too embarrassed to share my results.

Oh come on. Certainly you've lived a more exciting life than I have. I think everyone has.


Dating 26.92% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 51.52% Master of your domain
Shamelessness 80.65% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 69.05% A fool for love, but not always
Straightness 3.7% Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 97.96% Refreshingly normal
Total Score 75.29%

So much for thinking I was living life on the edge.

 

[LadyCibelle]

And me


Dating 30.77% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 57.58% Master of your domain
Shamelessness 75.81% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 83.33% Monks are envious
Straightness 9.26% Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant 91.67% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 87.3% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 95.92% Refreshingly normal
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Total Score 74.52%

 

[matriarch]

Dating 38.46% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 59.09% Master of your domain
Shamelessness 80.65% Has yet to see self in mirror (like I keep saying, I'm modest and innocent....)
Sex Drive 83.33% Monks are envious (I need to check in with the wife about this....I'm completely sure she'll give a different answer. )
Straightness 40.74% Experienced, but with room to grow
Gayness 12.96% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant 80% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 84.13% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 92.86% Refreshingly normal
Total Score 67.68%

'Refreshingly normal'......my god, what a terrible thing to hear said about oneself on a porn site!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Thank you to everyone who has shared their results (come on, Mckenna . . . I feel like a slut, I admit, and that is not such a good thing!)

 

[Belegon]

Dating .....................11.54%..........Gone steady
Self-Lovin' ...............27.27%..........When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness ........53.23%..........It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive .................35.71%..........I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness...................0%..........Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness ....................42.59%..........At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant ..................61.67%..........Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive...............80.95%..........Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick ...............81.63%..........Refreshingly normal
Total Score ...............49.62%

Hmmmmm...guess I'm not the slut I thought I was. Almost 50 % pure.

Only one score surprises me...but I think I answered everything honestly...

Oh well, CharleyH has suspected that about me for years....

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dating 11.54% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' 30.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch
myself
Shamelessness 30.65% Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive 38.1% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness 7.41% Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 5.56% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant 55% Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive 53.97% Bound and gagged a few times
Fucking Sick 75.51% Refreshingly normal

Total Score 39.35%

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm too embarrassed to share my results.

Oh come on, it can't be any more pathetic than mine.

 

[McKenna]

Oh come on, it can't be any more pathetic than mine.

It's so bad I may sprout wings and a halo any moment.


Dating 38.46% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 34.85% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness 70.97% It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 76.19% Monks are envious
Straightness 24.07% Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant 83.33% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 77.78% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 86.73% Refreshingly normal
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Total Score 68.63%


Some of these numbers still make no sense to me. For instance, what does my gay or straightness have to do with my "purity?" And why the fuck would I make a monk jealous?! Also, according to this test, I'm more dominant than I am submissive. Interesting results, to say the least.

 

[Liar]

Just so you know it peeps, it seems like unless you register w an email adress, the comment at the end of the score is not for you... it's for the average for everybody.


So, a low percentage is slutty, right?

Dating - 23.08% - Gone steady
Self-Lovin' - 31.82% - When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness - 72.58% - It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive - 57.14% - A fool for love, but not always
Straightness - 12.96% - Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness - 51.85% - Had that experience at camp
Dominant - 78.33% - Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive - 98.41% - Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick - 77.55% - Refreshingly normal
Total Score - 60.27%

 

[Trinique_Fire]

if you really want my results, they're on here.

www.myspace.com/trinique