So I just sprayed 100% virgin olive oil cooking spray instead of starch on my shirt.

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[somberReality]

Lmao!!!

At least it'll smell good?

 

[feeeriek]

so did the iron slide smoother

 

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[RedHairedandFriendly]

*chuckles* This reminded me of the time I sprayed cooking spray on my face because I thought I had grabbed the mosquito repellent. All that week my husband had warned me that the two canisters were too similar in color and size and to keep one away from the other. *sighs and chuckles some more*

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Slick move.

 

[neonlyte]

I'm a little short of olive oil right now... if you could just take that shirt off...

It's a 'b' to get off. Don't wash it until it's soaked for a while in cold water in a strong non-bleaching detergent. A public service message brought to you by your handy home husband.

 

[Munachi]

my mom gave me an iron as a present when i moved into this place three years ago. i haven't used it once yet. i just avoid buying clothes that need ironing.

 

[Vermilion]

*chuckles* This reminded me of the time I sprayed cooking spray on my face because I thought I had grabbed the mosquito repellent. All that week my husband had warned me that the two canisters were too similar in color and size and to keep one away from the other. *sighs and chuckles some more*

gotta be better than spraying mosquitoi repellant onto your food though...

 

[impressive]

My friend grabbed a tube of Icy Hot instead of lube from the nightstand once. Then, she cursed me for writing the smutty story that got her flustered enough to not bother turning on the light to check.

I teased her for weeks: Didn't your mama ever tell you not to stick things in your ass?

(If you ever make such a mistake, tea is an excellent way to cut the oils. Water just spreads them.)



However, Tiger Balm is mild enough to be rather pleasant.

 

[Pure]

dear sarah,

sorry, but i don't think it will work to restore virginity. perhaps if you purchase a magic, restorative spell.

 

[fieryjen]

My friend grabbed a tube of Icy Hot instead of lube from the nightstand once. Then, she cursed me for writing the smutty story that got her flustered enough to not bother turning on the light to check.

I teased her for weeks: Didn't your mama ever tell you not to stick things in your ass?

(If you ever make such a mistake, tea is an excellent way to cut the oils. Water just spreads them.)



However, Tiger Balm is mild enough to be rather pleasant.

S tricked me once into thinking he was using one when it was actually the other. I felt rather silly for my squirming and begging and freaking out for several minutes when in fact it turned out to be very pleasant.

dear sarah,

sorry, but i don't think it will work to restore virginity. perhaps if you purchase a magic, restorative spell.

Bwahahaha!

 

[MagicaPractica]

You didn't... you couldn't... you seriously did? Honestly, I don't think I'd even bother trying to clean that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My friend grabbed a tube of Icy Hot instead of lube from the nightstand once. Then, she cursed me for writing the smutty story that got her flustered enough to not bother turning on the light to check.

I teased her for weeks: Didn't your mama ever tell you not to stick things in your ass?

(If you ever make such a mistake, tea is an excellent way to cut the oils. Water just spreads them.)



However, Tiger Balm is mild enough to be rather pleasant.

Tiger Balm is mild?

(not that I know what you're talking about, not me!)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ben Gay... OUCH!

 

[Guest]

Ben Gay... OUCH!

Those new alcoholic gels...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Johnson and Johnson Warming and Tingling Oils. . .MMmmm....

 

[Quiet_Cool]

100% virgin?

It wasn't your fault, then. You probably barely touched it and the excitement was too much, it just sprayed everywhere...

Q_C

 

[starrkers]

I went within the depress of a button of using fly spray instead of cooking spray in the frypan the other night.
That would've been interesting.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I went within the depress of a button of using fly spray instead of cooking spray in the frypan the other night.
That would've been interesting.

Oooh.

DETOX FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Q_C

 

[l8bloom]

Tiger Balm is mild?

(not that I know what you're talking about, not me!)

Yea verily it is. Compared to Red Flower Balm -- which I buy by the case because it's very rare & difficult to find -- or Sun Breeze essential oil

 

[TxRad]

Now the karma is even. My ex mother in law sprayed the inside of a glass pan with spray starch instead of the olive oil. Tuna casserole has never been made at my house since. In her defense, she didn't have her glasses at the time.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Just for the record, the Mentadent toothpaste pump is far to similar to an Ivory liquid hand soap pump at 5am.

And to further the record, Ivory liquid soap tastes a whole lot worse than you'd think.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Just for the record, the Mentadent toothpaste pump is far to similar to an Ivory liquid hand soap pump at 5am.

And to further the record, Ivory liquid soap tastes a whole lot worse that you'd think.

LOL .... Ohhh that's not good.

Homemade sugar water (our family used when we didn't have syrup) and a jar of nice, water that has sat in the fridge all day.... do not have the same affect when coming in from mowing the yard and gulping a big drink down.

 

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