So, I just experienced hell.

[Freya]

Boxing Day at the mall - there's no other word to describe it. Every teenager in town, all those people out looking for super deals, dragging multitudes of screaming brats with them by the hand - ugh! We actually had to wait in line to get into one overpriced clothing store, meanwhile the sales people are standing around inside giggling and chatting.

I should have just dropped her off at the door, and picked her up later. But I got me a sexy tight pair of jeans - yay me!

 

[bluemuse]

You'd have to drag me, kicking and screaming........

 

[bknight2602]

I try to stay away from the malls until at least Saturday!

Glad you got your jeans!

 

[mbb308]

So it wasn't all bad.

My buddy in retail told me the day before Xmas was worse at his store than the day after T-giving, which is the usual shopping hell here.

 

[curious2c]

How tight are those jeans?

 

[Sillyman]

Shopping is so much easier with a small calibre handgun.

 

[Nora]

You make me happy as hell to be at work. Congrats on the jeans, though!

 

[Freya]

I have never been out on Boxing Day before, and now I know why. People are fucking insane! Grabbing stuff off the shelves like dying men grabbing for water. Kids wandering around, game boys in hand, not paying attention to where they are walking - meanwhile the parents are climbing on top of shelves to get that half priced wrapping paper. I think I might have killed at least one kid - it was an accident, I swear!

And they still don't make jeans for grownups - I had to scrounge through the entire store to find one pair with a 34' inseam. Sheesh! Not everyone is 16 yrs old, 110 pounds and 5'6" - haven't they figured that out yet?

 

[sterlingclay]

How tight are those jeans?

yeah. got pics yet?




watched my brother blow a grand today while I drove him around. Fortunately I'm enough of a spacecase to not notice all those people. They left nice tracers though.

 

[peachykeen]

Shoulda stayed home and drank Bailey's all day like me & E_E

 

[fgarvb1]

If she doesn't have to lay down on her bed and use a pair of pliers to zip them up, they don't fall under the heading of painted on.

I had a wife that did that. She wasn't over weight either.

 

[Nora]

If she doesn't have to lay down on her bed and use a pair of pliers to zip them up, they don't fall under the heading of painted on.

I had a wife that did that. She wasn't over weight either.

one of my cousins friends had to streak vaseline up her legs to get her jeans on, then used a wire hanger to pull up the zipper. *shakes head*

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: So, I just experienced hell.

*slaps ya upside the head*

WHAT were you thinking??


Oh.and please model those jeans for me?

Ya what she said!

quietly stalking

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: So, I just experienced hell.

 

[Agent99]

In the spirit of this thread, Hell would be trying to get out of jeans so tight you had to grease yourself up to get in them when you really (and I mean REALLY) gotta go!

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: So, I just experienced hell.

*slaps ya upside the head*

WHAT were you thinking??


Oh.and please model those jeans for me?

I should have drank first I think.

Hard to see them cuz they're dark, and my flab is sticking out - but here they are.

 

[Cibo]

Lucky pair of jeans.

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: Re: Re: So, I just experienced hell.

Hard to see them cuz they're dark, and my flab is sticking out - but here they are.

They look good Freya

 

[k_girl23]

I took the day off and stayed in my pjs and cleaned the house and relaxed, I was going to go shopping but decided it wasn't worth the hassle on boxing day so I will maybe go sometime this weekend.

 

[Freya]

Thanks BK and Cibo. I think I'm gonna wear them out tomoorw night.

I was trying to find a pair of affordable come-fuck-me-boots, but apparently they don't exist.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I went boxing day shopping today.. but I was at the mall at 9:30 am. That's when only older people, without children or teenagers, are there... sometime around 11, the teenagers showed up, but by that time, I was finished my shopping, and headed to the car...

 

[islandman]

But I got me a sexy tight pair of jeans - yay me!

Pictures please.

 

[Wiggles]

I was thinking about going today, glad I didn't!

I start plowing people over if they don't part like the red sea for me.

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: So, I just experienced hell.

Pictures please.

You're too slow - I had one posted already.


Wiggles, I must have stepped on at least 3 kids. Some woman in a wheelchair almost ran over another one, cuz it just walked in front of her, not paying attention.