so...i broke ANOTHER vibe....

[dolf]

and this time i wasn't rewiring it or anything like that...i was using it just how i should...well...maybe i was using it a litte "enthusiasticly" but, but, but, but.....


i broke my rabbit snapped the rods inside so that he doesn't move anymore and he's gone all limp

i've only got one vibe left now...and it's only small

i want my vibe!

why did he have to die? why did he leave me this way?

xx

{pity the next man i'm with }

 

[snowy ciara]

Ohmy.. I am sorry, dolf, but when you said the rabbit was all limp. I had the funniest thought.. An old television show from Nick at Night. When wife thought she was pregnant and she asked her dr if the rabbit was dead..


Condolences on the death of your vibe though. What does one send on these occasions? Are flowers appropriate?

 

[dolf]

not flowers snowy good vibes!
xx

 

[Guest]

and this time i wasn't rewiring it or anything like that...i was using it just how i should...well...maybe i was using it a litte "enthusiasticly" but, but, but, but.....


i broke my rabbit snapped the rods inside so that he doesn't move anymore and he's gone all limp

i've only got one vibe left now...and it's only small

i want my vibe!

why did he have to die? why did he leave me this way?

xx

{pity the next man i'm with }

ROFLMAO

*Sits humming an old Beach Boys tune*

 

[Guest]

SNRK!!!!

Ummm Ahem...Sorry dear ..Guess it's time for emergency measures eh?

http://www.eroscillator.com/


And look...The 2004 model has "more power" oooooooooooo....

 

[graceanne]

Well, guess you're gonna have to revert to rosy palm and her five sisters.

 

[Nackereia]

Well, guess you're gonna have to revert to rosy palm and her five sisters.

but but but...they don't vibrate! They don't spin around in circles!! They don't move as fast, and they certainly don't feel as good!!!

 

[graceanne]

but but but...they don't vibrate! They don't spin around in circles!! They don't move as fast, and they certainly don't feel as good!!!

LOL Well women have been getting off for centuries without vibes, I'm sure that she can survive a few days with just her little old hand until she can afford to get a new one.

 

[navarre]

Sending you good vibes.

 

[witcha]

That sucx...They should be made in a way that allows enthusiastic usage.....well...for now go back to medieval ways till you decide on buying another 'friend' that can help you relax






witcha

 

[Kajira Callista]

...dont mean to upset anyone but i always think education is a good thing
http://www.actionlove.com/extra/vibrator.htm

this is one site of many i came up with on my google quest. I am not in any way saying you shouldnt use one. Just letting you know the flip side of it i guess.

Taking your time to re-explore yourself with a "light" touch and allowing that area to not need overstimulation to get you where you wanna go, could be just as fun as shopping for a new vibrator.