So, I am talking to a woman from her bathtub

[Rhys]

Miss Anon of course...

she is splashing around and I can clearly hear the bubbles popping on her succulent flesh...

she is giggling in my ear, having joined me in the copious consumption of tequila this evening...

and she says to me "you know, when you turn the lights on, it really does change the look of this place"

sigh

I suppose phone sex is out of the question. Any suggestions?

anyone?

 

[lavender]

 

[Rhys]

No. Just a question.

Why aren't you talking to me?

because I am on the phone talking to her? Shall I ring you next?

and

will you get in the bathtub for me...


(mm don't shoot me...I am only joking)

 

[Rambling Rose]

Rub a dub dub ~
She may need a good scrub!

 

[Rhys]

she did...

and she wanted me to read Shakespeare to her...

who am I to refuse?

 

[SalurianShrink]

splish splash, one hell of a sexy salurian taking a bath.

come back to me Rhys, this mermaid needs a merman for some late night fun.

bubbles, lots of bubbles!

 

[SalurianShrink]

oh yes, Rhys read me more Shakespeare darling.

 

[Rhys]

oh that does it...

I am crawling into bed now...

thank god I bought a headset...

 

[SalurianShrink]

what? no bedtime story?

i'm so going to send you a voice file.

just think, the moon and the stars and skinny dipping in the wading pool. should at least make you smile.

 

[Rhys]

and it did...


who'd a thunk it...the collected works John Donne as erotic literature...


I learn something new everyday.

 

[sunstruck]

Miss Anon like THE Miss Anon of the "funny" phone call?

 

[SalurianShrink]

please don't hold it against me, what I may have said on the phone or in the bath or otherwise.

you only learned a small portion of me last night.

the rest shall just remain a mystery. <for now>

 

[islandman]

Miss Anon of course...

she is splashing around and I can clearly hear the bubbles popping on her succulent flesh...

she is giggling in my ear, having joined me in the copious consumption of tequila this evening...

and she says to me "you know, when you turn the lights on, it really does change the look of this place"

sigh

I suppose phone sex is out of the question. Any suggestions?

anyone?

Is she turning pruney after being in the bath for so long?

 

[SalurianShrink]

Re: Re: So, I am talking to a woman from her bathtub

Is she turning pruney after being in the bath for so long?

i can assure you, the answer is no.

in fact her <my> skin has a radiant glow to it this morning.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: So, I am talking to a woman from her bathtub

i can assure you, the answer is no.

in fact her <my> skin has a radiant glow to it this morning.

Either you aren't who I thought you were, or the identity crisis is taking hold.

 

[Guest]

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[Ice Princess]

I've got a man who lets me talk to him while he's in the bathtub. It is really nice, isn't it?

But you know, Rhys, you ought to see if the lady would be interested in putting on the webcam. With strategic bubble placement, there wouldn't necessarily be a lot of naked flesh to see if she didn't want to, but it is very sexy all the same.

 

[sunstruck]

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Perhaps the latter.

That is so frightening there just aren't words.

 

[oceanbaby28]

Erotic, intimate and oooh so nice.

I've got a man who lets me talk to him while he's in the bathtub. It is really nice, isn't it?

But you know, Rhys, you ought to see if the lady would be interested in putting on the webcam. With strategic bubble placement, there wouldn't necessarily be a lot of naked flesh to see if she didn't want to, but it is very sexy all the same.

There is nothing more soothing than that. My SO used to know exactly what I needed on stressful days. He'd make me go get the kids settled and then tell me to fill the tub with lots of scented bubbles. I'd pull the phone into the bathroom and he'd call me. We had some of the best conversations while I was in there. *dreamy sigh* Now THERE'S someone that really knows me to a T. *grin*

 

[Guest]

It is very unlikely this person is having any kind of identity crisis. She simply prefers to remain Miss Anon.

Rumor has it, Miss Anon. has another date with Mr. Bubbles and a fabulous bottle of wine tonight.

 

[sunstruck]

It is very unlikely this person is having any kind of identity crisis. She simply prefers to remain Miss Anon.

Rumor has it, Miss Anon. has another date with Mr. Bubbles and a fabulous bottle of wine tonight.

Oooook then.

 

[Rhys]

Friend of mine ...relax kids...

 

[sunstruck]

Friend of mine ...relax kids...

I'm always relaxed Luv. You knew what I was thinking. lmao

 

[Rhys]

Heh...and no.

Tonight's selections include Yeats, Rimbaud (yes, my kinky side is showing) and perhaps some original

scary.

 

[SalurianShrink]

Tiny Bubbles

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

So here's to the golden moon,
And here's to the silver sea,
But most of all a toast to you and me

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss that will not fade away.

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.