So, I am not sure where else to share this...

[Makitsu_Trinity]

So I will share it here. I made it through day two of eating fully vegan and I feel amazing! I have a long way to go, but the past two days has proven I can go a full day, and now two! I have been wanting to do this all year. I always start strong in the morning, but by lunch time, I am reaching for the Doritos or chocolate.

On the chocolate note, though, I found a gluten free AND vegan option that satisfies my sweet tooth in a way I didn't think was possible. It gives me that little zing I love but it is easy for me to eat a single serving and then leave it at that. Other than that, I have rediscovered my love of peanut butter, apples, mushrooms, and HUMMUS! Lol. I realized I can use hummus in place of mayo when I make my tomato sandwiches.

So, anyone have any tips for someone trying to build her arsenal of recipes?

 

[nerfhearder]

I'm sorry but vegans are just about the most annoying people on the planet. I'd chew on tin foil and give myself a bleach enema before attempting a conversation with a vegan or member of PETA. Of course they're usually one in the same.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy


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It’s an unconventional start to the day, but this woman swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm.

29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.

The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week.

What are friends for, eh?

Tracy – who’s vegan – stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries.



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The mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire then whizzes the batch up into a smoothie, with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk.

‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.

The personal trainer and qualified nutritional adviser claims that sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals – including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets.
Should we all be including sperm in our diets?
It should be noted that while Tracy raves about her sperm concoctions, medical professionals would argue otherwise.

But GP Dr Sarah Jarvis advises against the use of sperm as a dietary supplement, saying that it is devoid of nutrients.

‘There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen,’ she said. ‘A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.’

Nutritional value aside for a moment, just how does this unusual ingredient alter the taste of her breakfast drink?

‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’

‘Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’



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Tracy says she understands it may seem off-putting – but the results are worth it.

‘People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says.

The single mum is actually no stranger to incorporating sperm into her daily routine – she’s been slathering it on her face since last year, when she discovered it made a brilliant facial, and she now credits it for improving her complexion.

Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine.
This helpful Twitter account will remind you to take care of yourself

‘When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself,’ she admits. ‘But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!’

As for the risks involved? ‘I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,’ she says.

‘My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.’

Luckily for Tracy’s pal, she’s keen to find a partner who will take over from him. After three years of being single, she is looking for love.

Her goals?

‘I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!’

Don’t we all?

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[Bookishleigh]

I don't have any tips for you (and with this posted in the GB you will likely get a lot of BS responses) but congratulations to you on any goal you make.

 

[nerfhearder]

If you have to make a jizz smoothie because of your diet then you need a new diet.

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

I don't have any tips for you (and with this posted in the GB you will likely get a lot of BS responses) but congratulations to you on any goal you make.

Thanks. I just prefer this community to Facebook. That is a scary place these days.

If you have to make a jizz smoothie because of your diet then you need a new diet.

I'm sorry but vegans are just about the most annoying people on the planet. I'd chew on tin foil and give myself a bleach enema before attempting a conversation with a vegan or member of PETA. Of course they're usually one in the same.

Okay, normally I would agree. I was raised on a farm where we raised animals for food. I am a total carnivore, but extreme calorie restriction, over exercising, and other things people normally would recommend just didn't work. I have seen this work for a lot of people who are close to me. And that does NOT mean I will not give myself a little leeway such as on Thanksgiving. I am NOT passing up turkey and gravy. Lol.

Let the record state, I hate the bs message PETA spits... I mean, I am all for fighting against animal cruelty, BUT at the same time, I think they go WAY overboard and are even lying in some cases about their "evidence" on certain topics.

 

[Aquagal]

.....

She should just get it straight from the tap.

 

[Conjugal]

So I will share it here. I made it through day two of eating fully vegan and I feel amazing! I have a long way to go, but the past two days has proven I can go a full day, and now two! I have been wanting to do this all year. I always start strong in the morning, but by lunch time, I am reaching for the Doritos or chocolate.

On the chocolate note, though, I found a gluten free AND vegan option that satisfies my sweet tooth in a way I didn't think was possible. It gives me that little zing I love but it is easy for me to eat a single serving and then leave it at that. Other than that, I have rediscovered my love of peanut butter, apples, mushrooms, and HUMMUS! Lol. I realized I can use hummus in place of mayo when I make my tomato sandwiches.

So, anyone have any tips for someone trying to build her arsenal of recipes?

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"I'm on the Mr. T diet myself." - Pee Wee Herman

 

[thør]

She should just get it straight from the tap.

I do like the way you think.

 

[nerfhearder]

Thanks. I just prefer this community to Facebook. That is a scary place these days.





Okay, normally I would agree. I was raised on a farm where we raised animals for food. I am a total carnivore, but extreme calorie restriction, over exercising, and other things people normally would recommend just didn't work. I have seen this work for a lot of people who are close to me. And that does NOT mean I will not give myself a little leeway such as on Thanksgiving. I am NOT passing up turkey and gravy. Lol.

Let the record state, I hate the bs message PETA spits... I mean, I am all for fighting against animal cruelty, BUT at the same time, I think they go WAY overboard and are even lying in some cases about their "evidence" on certain topics.

Fair enough.
I don't really care what people eat but the attitude that goes along with a lot of vegans is just awful.

 

[Conjugal]

I do like the way you think.

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"That's the first regular person's sentence I've heard out of your mouth."

"Are you finally getting tired of your Alaska thread?"

"Probably not, but who gives fuck anyway?"

- Krusty

 

[Hard_Rom]

If your reaching for chocolate and Doritos by lunch and are talking portion control, a vegan diet may not be your best bet. Hardcore, like quitting smoking cold turkey.

I use skim milk powder and cocoa powder for low fat hot chocolate.

Vegetarian I can understand but vegan is too hard core. Even cows, gorillas and hummingbirds get protein from incidental insect intake.

Red meat is just plain bad for you. And you don't want to know about slaughterhouses. Laying hen barns are almost as bad. Any factory farming is cruel actually.

Vegan too extreme for me. Kind of like fringe politics.

 

[Killswitch1]

That Tracy cum drinkin girl is terribly hot.

 

[thør]

If your reaching for chocolate and Doritos by lunch and are talking portion control, a vegan diet may not be your best bet. Hardcore, like quitting smoking cold turkey.

I use skim milk powder and cocoa powder for low fat hot chocolate.

Vegetarian I can understand but vegan is too hard core. Even cows, gorillas and hummingbirds get protein from incidental insect intake.

Red meat is just plain bad for you. And you don't want to know about slaughterhouses. Laying hen barns are almost as bad. Any factory farming is cruel actually.

Vegan too extreme for me. Kind of like fringe politics.

I found some pork that was fed a totally vegan diet. I think I'd like the vegan pork chops.

 

[Noor]

What is the sweet you found?

 

[nerfhearder]

I found some pork that was fed a totally vegan diet. I think I'd like the vegan pork chops.

I'm surprised the pig didn't protest and eat the farmer.

 

[neci]

Thanks. I just prefer this community to Facebook. That is a scary place these days.





Okay, normally I would agree. I was raised on a farm where we raised animals for food. I am a total carnivore, but extreme calorie restriction, over exercising, and other things people normally would recommend just didn't work. I have seen this work for a lot of people who are close to me. And that does NOT mean I will not give myself a little leeway such as on Thanksgiving. I am NOT passing up turkey and gravy. Lol.

Let the record state, I hate the bs message PETA spits... I mean, I am all for fighting against animal cruelty, BUT at the same time, I think they go WAY overboard and are even lying in some cases about their "evidence" on certain topics.

if you plan on going full out turkey and dressing on thanksgiving, you're not a vegan. why not try something less extreme to begin with. maybe include eggs. lean meats, if that's what you crave. also, grow a garden, if you don't already. get back in touch with your veggies. meat and dairy become easier to pass on, when you have homegrown fruits and veggies.

i am a horrible vegetarian, so i don't pretend it anymore. i just cook more fish and bird. save the ribeye for special occasions. snack on nuts and suck more cock. that helps as well. water.

 

[Libsam]

read: Eat To Live

I have a blendtec and make green smoothies. (Banana + pineapple + kale + spinach + ice)
And I keep a bag of shakeology around, I buy em off ebay. (almond butter + water + ice + vanilla shakeology + butter pecan flavoring)

 

[Christobal]

I doubt that in two days your body has recovered from your previous diet. Maybe vegan is where you want to end up but seriously quitting anything for two days doesn't make much of a physical change.

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

What is the sweet you found?

"Live G Free" cookies. Two of them satisfies my sweet tooth and they are actually filling.

 

[Lancecastor]

So I will share it here. I made it through day two of eating fully vegan and I feel amazing! I have a long way to go, but the past two days has proven I can go a full day, and now two! I have been wanting to do this all year. I always start strong in the morning, but by lunch time, I am reaching for the Doritos or chocolate.

On the chocolate note, though, I found a gluten free AND vegan option that satisfies my sweet tooth in a way I didn't think was possible. It gives me that little zing I love but it is easy for me to eat a single serving and then leave it at that. Other than that, I have rediscovered my love of peanut butter, apples, mushrooms, and HUMMUS! Lol. I realized I can use hummus in place of mayo when I make my tomato sandwiches.

So, anyone have any tips for someone trying to build her arsenal of recipes?

Is this a Pink parody thread?

 

[barefootgirl69]

She should just get it straight from the tap.

Exactly!! That way you know there's nothing artificial in it.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I eat meat cuz that shit is good....

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I eat meat cuz that shit is good....

no judging bro.

Stew

 

[Noor]

If a thread on Being Happy can be moved to the Playground, I suggest this thread get moved to the Politics forum.

I am just kidding, even though voluntary Veganism is usually a political statement.