So I am charging batteries

[Bert Notorius]

lithiums

My camera was an accomplice shooting baby pictures at Easter. Remember the first digital cameras? You could get about 12 shots on 4 AAA's. Can't shoot many babies at 12 shots at a time.

The horror
the horror

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm taking electricity from some power plant...probably Peoria???

...and putting it in these batteries.
My little electron slaves.
Get in there, slaves.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Electron gunpowder.

 

[Bert Notorius]

How does the machine know how many electrons are enough?
Machines are smart.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You were too stupid to notice.

shit