So... hey!

I only use words that won't make me cringe. At first, this consisted solely of pussy and cunt. I've recently added sex, because that seems to be the most widely used term in the romance novels I read.

Now, that's only if you're referring to the area as a whole. People get all kinds of creative when referring to the individual bits. I mean, the clit is an integral part of the action, but there's only so many times you can stick it into one paragraph, right? Bundle of nerves, I can read without giggling... but nubbin? Button? I don't know... depends on whether the words fit the character's personality or the tone of the story.

I'm pretty sure I use folds and opening way more than I should. And don't even get me started on terms for a woman's natural lubrication. Juices, arousal, fluids... I may have even used honey, once.

And now I'm overthinking everything, and my next sex scene is going to take forever to write. Thanks a lot. :mad:

(Also, hi! :D)

This was actually very helpful, thank you. :)

Funny you mentioned honey, it was the trouble I was having coming up with a suitable word or phrase for just that thing that prompted me to start this thread. I ended up using 'heavenly nectar' just to put something, but it really doesn't work for me.

I like 'honey' better. Fancy that. :D
 
I'd die laughing if I ever heard a guy publicly say he'd like to stick his pudding pickle in a woman's flower pot to sew his seeds of his lustful desiresđź‘ đź‘ đź‘ Kantđź’‹

Yeah, the garden metaphor is nice, but when a woman offers it to a guy, she should make it clear he is to not literally bite her juicy peach in the garden of Eden lest he get the curse of the high heels - to - the - balls and have his ass kicked right out of Eden never to return.. haha

Flower pot and juicy peach - yes.

Pudding pickle? ... :D
 
This was actually very helpful, thank you. :)

Funny you mentioned honey, it was the trouble I was having coming up with a suitable word or phrase for just that thing that prompted me to start this thread. I ended up using 'heavenly nectar' just to put something, but it really doesn't work for me.

I like 'honey' better. Fancy that. :D

Holy shit. I was helpful!
I'm going to mark this on my calendar. :D

I actually like "heavenly nectar" for maybe a period piece or something Fabio would've graced the cover of.
 
Holy shit. I was helpful!
I'm going to mark this on my calendar. :D

I actually like "heavenly nectar" for maybe a period piece or something Fabio would've graced the cover of.

I'm sorry, I just can't take Fabio seriously. :D

Sounds like a condition that would require pharmaceutical assistance to achieve proper pickle rigidity.

Stop it, you're turning me on. :devil:
 
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