So, have you...

adrina

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So... have you ever wondered about the ramifications of basing an entire belief system around two men fighting?
 
The Church of the Rumble in the Jungle?

I'm a devout follower of Muhammad but it is easy to understand how some can be Foremanites.
 
Have you ever?

Have you ever attended a boxing match?

No, not this MMWA nonsense, but a true boxing match that follows the Marquis of Queensbury rules

The beauty of a true boxing match is how combinations are used. The slpiping of punches and counter-punching

Just a thought, perhaps you'd enjoy Jack London's classic story, "A Piece of Steak."
 
I, like Nick Cave, don't believe in an interventionist god.

If there were such a thing, I'd like to think this almighty being had a wicked sense of humour, and that he played a hand in the creation of Joel Dongsteen, a Twitter-bot that replaces every occurrence of "God" in Joel Ostend's tweets with "Your Dick'.


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Adrina wants two men fighting over her. The two schlong solution.
Meanwhile, they still only make Band-Aids in white folks skin color.
 
How did Jesus get a clean edge-up on his beard like that? :confused:


Old Testament Barber Shop

"As for you, son of man, take a sharp sword; take and use it as a barber's razor on your head and beard Then take scales for weighing and divide the hair.”
~Ezekiel 5:1​
 
That's gotta be the whitest Jesus ever.
And let's be real, Jesus in human form has no chance against an angel in a fight. He'd end up a grease spot.

I'm still not sure what this thread is about.
 
That's gotta be the whitest Jesus ever.
And let's be real, Jesus in human form has no chance against an angel in a fight. He'd end up a grease spot.

I'm still not sure what this thread is about.

A philosophical meandering that is apparently beyond the ability for many to ponder.

Shame.
 
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