So, did Trump text all Americans today or what?

[Liar]

And if so, did anyone get dick I mean shroom pics?

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Thank god I didn't get anything. Fuck him.

And if so, did anyone get dick I mean shroom pics?

 

[IG_88]

I had forgotten about it so when the phone went off I was wondering who snatched a kid. And then when I saw the header I was like oh shit we're under attack by aliens who look like Jennifer Lawrence and will sentence us all to death by snoo snoo. But no, a test. sigh.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Though I wish I didn't...

And if so, did anyone get dick I mean shroom pics?

https://i.stack.imgur.com/nGMrD.gif

 

[KeithD]

Not me. I don't have a cellphone with text ability, and I haven't turned the one I have on for, um, maybe two years.

 

[Libsam]

I was on the phone with a client, and suddenly she started laughing and said something like 'omg, the president just text me, lol'. It was a fun moment for us.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Remember folks, FEMA is the agency which was setting up concentration camps at abandoned WalMarts in Texas, and now they're sending messages to everyone's phone and finding out how many received the message so they can declare martial law after a supposed attack or natural disaster.

Oh, and the con artist has agreed with this conspiracy and is now sending the messages.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-fema-camps-crowd-491841

 

[DJFaninTN]

you do realize that it was 0bama that set this emergency text thing up. been available since 2016

 

[Kirkrapine]

He texted me, but it turned out to be an Amber Alert. Be on the lookout for a little runaway named Melania.

 

[Jessie_Pinkman]

I had forgotten about it so when the phone went off I was wondering who snatched a kid. And then when I saw the header I was like oh shit we're under attack by aliens who look like Jennifer Lawrence and will sentence us all to death by snoo snoo. But no, a test. sigh.

I wish.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Remember folks, FEMA is the agency which was setting up concentration camps at abandoned WalMarts in Texas, and now they're sending messages to everyone's phone and finding out how many received the message so they can declare martial law after a supposed attack or natural disaster.

Oh, and the con artist has agreed with this conspiracy and is now sending the messages.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-fema-camps-crowd-491841

Nothing to fear there. Given their handling of Hurricane Katrina, I don't think FEMA is quite competent, efficient or effectual enough to establish and run a police state.

 

[someoneyouknow]

you do realize that it was 0bama that set this emergency text thing up. been available since 2016

You do realize it was Bush before him who set up notifying everyone by phone? Also, the first time was in 2011. This was the first implementation of the system set up by Bush.

2016 was the follow up to see if the problems with the 2011 test had been corrected.

 

[Libsam]

somebody needs a tampon

 

[Kirkrapine]

somebody needs a tampon

Try this one, it's ribbed.

 

[Liar]

you do realize that it was 0bama that set this emergency text thing up. been available since 2016

Yeah. But little details like that didn't stop people from callin Reagan's Lifeline Assistance program Obamaphones. Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Pookie]

Needless to say, it was the greatest presidential alert in the history of presidential alerts.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If there was ever any doubt that big brother was looking over your shoulder...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

you do realize that it was 0bama that set this emergency text thing up. been available since 2016

You do realize it was Bush before him who set up notifying everyone by phone? Also, the first time was in 2011. This was the first implementation of the system set up by Bush.

2016 was the follow up to see if the problems with the 2011 test had been corrected.

Somebody's cock ring just got a leeeeetle tighter here.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[Pookie]

https://media.cagle.com/95/2018/10/03/216335_600.jpg

 

[Pookie]

One good thing that happened yesterday is that Tiffany Trump got her first ever text message from her father.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Needless to say, it was the greatest presidential alert in the history of presidential alerts.

Trump's contribution to this program was embiggening the name of the program from "Federal Emergency Alert" to "Presidential Emergency Alert" becoz it's all about him, y'know?

One good thing that happened yesterday is that Tiffany Trump got her first ever text message from her father.

Oooooh....sick burn, sister bro!

 

[Nicegirl111]

you do realize that it was 0bama that set this emergency text thing up. been available since 2016

so all the TRUP haters saying what is he doing now need to blame Obama? LOL

 

[Kirkrapine]

If there was ever any doubt that big brother was looking over your shoulder...

No, that's dumb, play the Queen of Diamonds.

 

[nowisthetime]

I didn't get his text and I'm fine with it.

 

[GiaCat]

Trump sent me a dick pic. It was very small and orange.