So Anyways...

k¡tty said:
You mean kinda like.. goooo kitty goooooo go forth and masturbate silly? :D

Yeah something like that... ;)

Masturbate like you've never masturbated before in your life!
 
*does the wave for Kitty*

go kitty! go kitty! ooooahhhhh! oooooahhhh!
 
*quickly puts her hand back on the keyboard*



Thanks ya'll .. all this encouragement is really helping me to take matters into my own hand.





heh nice quote Johnny.

But I'm a nosy git and was hoping for a lil naughty info to umm well y'know.. just to keep in my lil notebook I have here for my next story. ;-)
 
Go about four years without... then come see me and talk about no sex driving you crazy.

it'll be a year on the sixth of feb, and i'm going crazy. i couldn't imagine 4 years
 
10 days with out masturbation or sex ... hmm sounds like a challenge ....
 
Lovely_Pink_Queen said:
it'll be a year on the sixth of feb, and i'm going crazy. i couldn't imagine 4 years

I wouldn't wish it on my biggest enemy.

I was thinking that I guess this must speak of how well I masturbate though.. I haven't gone totally insane.
 
For me it is the hardest after I have sex and then break up with someone. The first few weeks are tough let me tell ya but it's been a year I think now and I'm still sane (I think)
 
k_girl23 said:
For me it is the hardest after I have sex and then break up with someone.

So is it a bad sign if I've thought "damn, am I glad I don't have to be in bed with her!" after the last two break ups??

Of course it's six months after the break up where I think "Maybe she wasn't so bad after all.."
 
It's not a bad sign at all, I've been there too. When its great sex involved is where I miss it and think "well maybe we could just be fuck friends"
 
Lovely_Pink_Queen said:
Can not having sex in a while drive you crazy? It's been a while and I think I'm going nuts!:confused:


The phrase is " So Anyway...." there is no s at the end.....

Sorry a major pet peave.



But yes it can definately drive you nuts
 
Re: Re: So Anyways...

The phrase is " So Anyway...." there is no s at the end.....

Sorry, didn't mean to bother you with saying it wrong. There's a joke with my friends about that. I always say "So anyways..." in conversations when no one has spoken in a while. Didn't meant to bug you with that though.
 
Hey Liontamr......

I take it you aren't married, since it has been 4 years?

Try being married, with your spouse living in the house with you....and not getting any....or extremely little....over a 2 year period!

Yes, I'm about to go crazy!

Blue
 
I can't help but think of that opening scene in Bad Boys when Will Smith's character mentions to Martin Lawrence's character that he's married to and gets to sleep with a beautiful woman ever night..

"Yeah but that's what marriage means.. It means you can sleep with her, but you can't get none!"

I'm thinking if I had an SO who was interested in at least a little play time every so often, I'd be taking her (or him in your case) to a doctor... something has to be wrong ya know?
 
Well I don't know about every other day.. for the first year yes of course.. But if I was to go more than a week without, there would have to be a pretty damn good reason!
 
Lovely_Pink_Queen said:
When I get married, we're having it at least every other day. Whether he likes it or not!

That's the thing about being married.....

you can have sex whenever SHE wants...:D
 
Lovely_Pink_Queen said:
When I get married, we're having it at least every other day. Whether he likes it or not!

Welcome to Lit, LPQ.

Now. Let me give you some advice from an old married lady. Take it or leave it as you will.

Hold on to that thought (what you said about having it at least every other day) for as long as you can. When you get married, life sets in. Well, at least it did in my case.
My motto these days: Life Sucks then ya die! LOL!

OK....I'll shut up now. Sorry to be a downer.

Blue
 
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