Snippettsville: Character Database

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Snippettsville Character Database

Contributing authors are to open one single posting. Using that posting, please keep a list of Characters from your own Snippettsville stories.


We need to know:


Character name:
age:
physical description:


Please keep each Character tightly reigned into one paragraph not exceeding 100 words.

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Authors 'borrowing' characters need to keep in contact with the original author ensuring the character's traits are kept within the same mould.

wso

 

[MathGirl]

My SVille characters

Orville J. "Jammer" Gillette, 36
Hanna's former lover. Former SVille High School ass't. football coach. Fired after found buggering a sophomore place kicker in the locker room. Presently a state prison resident. Charges included sodomy, sex with minors, etc.

Duane "Rip" Henderson, 24
Small time drug dealer. Room temp IQ. Resided at SVille County Jail for 30 days as "wife" of cellmate, "Sugar Ray" Stallings.
Unemployed and probably unemployable.

Father Milton Morrison, 48
Parish priest at St Anne's Catholic Church in SVille.

Emil van Zant, 30
Chemistry teacher, SVille High School. Suffers from Tourette's syndrome. Condition is controlled as long as he takes his medication regularly.

Eduardo "Toots" Guzman, 17
Senior, SVille High School. Renowned flatulent and varsity wrestler.

MG

 

[wildsweetone]

Kindred Cunning
Roger,
45
cute - baritone voice, broad shoulders, dark hair, lumberjack,

Samantha,
(Rogers summertime fling)
blonde hair, blue eyes, sensual body, mole on inside of left thigh.

Maggie,
(Roger's sister),
38
glossy wavy long hair,

***
The Golden Oak
Elizabeth Dresden, (deceased)
60
Upper Class Englishwoman, slim, tall,
Owner of The Golden Oak, no siblings,

Kevin, (deceased)
38
(Elizabeth's nephew),

***
Senior Superiority
Neil Snr
50

Neil Jnr

Mandy
(son's girlfriend)

Marion,
(Neil's wife).

***
Liz
Liz
perfect figure, slightly upturned nose,
arrived by bus, brought a backpack, drinks gin and tonics,

bartender,
lecherous eyes,

***
Georgie Pie
George Sanders,
45
Police Officer,

Archie,

Deputy Police Officer,

 

[Guest]

 

[BlackSnake]

Character
name: Daniel Adams
age: 28 y/o
physical description: Dark hair, blue eyes, 6'0", 175lbs athletic build. Works in the city.

name: Kimberly Adams
age: 24 y/o
physical description: Auburn hair with blond highlights a little pass shoulder length - natural hair color red, 5'4", 120lbs, 34C-28-38, fair skinned, green eyes, narrow lips - all ways painted a deep red along with her finger and toenails. Doesn't work.

The couple married only two months after they meet and moved to Snippettsville.

 

[Alex De Kok]

Here are the characters mentioned by me so far. Some have been mentioned only in passing and a physical description does not yet exist, even in my mind. I'll add to this and amend as necessary.

- - - - -
'Every Cloud...' and 'A Natural Viewpoint'

Jack Shaw. 32. Writer. Five feet ten inches tall. Wiry build. Fair hair. Blue eyes.

Sally Aker. 28. Computer service technician. Brunette. Green eyes. Five feet seven inches tall. Slim build.


'Swan'. Alan and Beth also in 'Swan's Nest'. Beth also appears in 'End Game'.

Julie Trask. 19. College student. Attractive, but not described.

Jake Miller. 19. College student. Not described.

Alan Johansen. 19. College student - computer science. Fair hair, grey eyes. Six feet tall, slim and wiry build. Keen bicyclist.

Beth Allan. 18. High school graduate. Five feet four inches tall. Slender. Light brown hair, medium length. Grey eyes. Skilled Laser sailor.

Brad Torrens. 20. Background character only. No description. Sails a Laser.


'Mermaid by Moonlight' (also mentioned in 'Swan')

Charlie Thomson. 22. Art student. Keen painter. Red hair, green eyes. Six feet one inch tall.

Sally Jansen. 20. College student - computer science. Slimly built, attractive. Cropped blond hair, brown eyes. Five feet nine inches tall.

Nancy. Mentioned only in passing. 21. Wannabe actress. Good looks implied ("glorious body") but not stated. Charlie Thomson's ex-girlfriend


'I get my looks from my Pa' and 'Later...'

Alec Mahoney. 19. Ex-resident of Snippettsville, returned to fulfil a promise to Mary Ellis. Strong, wiry build, six feet tall. Brown hair, brown eyes.

Mary Ellis, known as Mary Mahoney. 26. Brunette, blue eyes. Slimly built, nice bust. Five feet five inches tall. Common law wife of Jake Mahoney.

Jake Mahoney. 44. Boozer. Six feet two inches tall, heavy build gone to seed. Thinning mousy hair, grey eyes. Usually found in the Road House.


'Watching'

Ben. No description given, but assumed to be 20.

Jackie. No description given, but assumed to be 18.


'End Game'

Gail Hansen. Beth Allan's cousin. Widow. Age 22. Attractive, but not otherwise described.

Klaus von Drucker. Ageless. 'Dracula' look-alike.


'Mini-Mart Mate', 'Buyer's Bonus' and 'Blue Tango'

Alison Jenner and Sally Devine. Aged 31. Twin sisters. Both divorced. No kids. Came back to Snippettsville and opened Al and Sal's Mini-Mart. Both blonde, slim, five feet six.

Chuck Mellor. Age 42. Truck driver. Sally's current boyfriend. Slim. Six feet tall.

Charlie West. Age 39. Runs Charlie's Harleys. Greying dark hair, cut short. Zapata mustache. Skinny but well-muscled. Five feet ten.


'Gift-Wrapped'

Tom Jackson. No description given, but assumed to be 27.

Sue Ellis. No description given, but assumed to be 24. Works on the switchboard at 'the hospital'.

Jan and Harry. Minor characters mentioned only in passing.



The characters introduced in the Snippettsville introduction - Hannah McGuire, Jack and Ethel Carr, Tom Holt - were created by me only as skeletons, and other writers have given them flesh. I leave it to these other writers to describe them, with my blessing.

Alex

 

[MathGirl]

You can have 'em..........

If anyone should like to "adopt" any of my Snippitsville characters, please feel free to do so. I doubt that I'll be using them.

I think Rip Henderson and Emil van Zant might be useful characters in the SVille saga.
MG

 

[gauchecritic]

Character Robert (no surname)

Age 22

Nationality English (Yorkshire)

Occupation 'Handyman' in retired persons home.

Holidaying 'boy'. Slim to skinny. Long dark hair. Gauche but willing. pic available in post on this page.

Gauche

 

[Quasimodem]

Unnamed ghost writer - appeared in ‘The Ghost.’
- probably late forties
- has gray, rumpled man, who is ghostwriting a “History of Snippettsville, but- may be working on new project
- hired indigent redhead as housekeeper


Unnamed redhead - appeared in ‘The Ghost’
- late twenties/early thirties
- red hair, wears scanty clothes and looks good in them
- has limited speaking vocabulary, with which the gray man helps her, now employed as his housekeeper.’


Nightduty Roadhouse barkeeper - appeared in ‘The Ghost.’
- no age given
- appears uninterested in people, no speeches
- last seen cleaning glasses, probably still at it


Kevin (unseen character) .- mentioned in ‘The Ghost
- no age given, 30 to 40
- salesman, not above using sexual favours to employees to help in sales.


Jim Cargrew - mentioned in ‘The Ghost’
- unseen/ no details
- businessman not above using Kevin as pimp, to sweeten his deal making.
- last seen, deal with Kevin about was about to fall through.’


* Arthur Drutts - appeared in ‘Hopes for Greens’
- Late twenties
- would-be gigolo to rich fiancee
- when last seen was rapidly losing the affection of his rich fiancee.


* Wisteria (no last name given) - appeared in ‘Hopes for Greens’
- mid-twenties
- an undiscerning Miss with hopes to marry Wilberforce, who can’t seem to remain chaste
- when last seen was probably losing Wilberforce’s affections to Beatrice


* Beatrice appeared in ‘Hopes for Greens’
- mid-twenties
- a rather misdirected, wealthy young woman, the object of gigolos, namely Arthur Drutts
- when last seen, while still with Arthur, appeared to be switching her affections to Wilberforce


* Wilberforce (no last name given) appeared in ‘Hopes for Greens’
- late twenties
- dates Wisteria, who wishes he would pop the question; seems very easygoing
-late seen, knocked unconcious at the country Club, by Arthur Drutts


* Carl Witherspoon - appeared in ‘Hopes for Greens’
- age undetermined - a member of the Snippettsville Country Club
- drives a Ford Mustang, in desperate need of new shocks
- last seen escaping from the Snippettsville Country Club parking lot where he had witnessed Arthur and Wisteria’s infidelity on the hood of his Mustang


Josh Billings - appeared in ‘Ker-Snap!”
- unattractive looking radio deejay with rich baritone voice and a devious mind
- in love with Danielle Chilters but rejected by father
- last seen escaping from Snippettsville accompanied by Danielle Chilters


Danielle Chilters - appeared in ‘Ker-Snap!’
- early twenties
- daughter of wealthy, prominent Snippettsville family, worked as record librarian in KSNP; was heard on radio broadcast wen her father forced incestuous sex on her
- last seen escaping Snippettsville accompanied by Josh billings


Grayson Chilters III - appeared in ‘Ker-Snap!’
- late 40s
- owner of KSNP plus other holdings, seemed wealthy but his books showed creative bookkeeping to keep them viable
- last heard being arrested (but he escaped the charge of) incest and rape
- at present, in Rufe Dobson Medium Security Prison, for fraud & tax evasion.


**Tom Holt - original Character List - in ‘Evidentiary Proceeding’ ‘Ker-Snap!' 'Get Out of Town!' 'Holiday Shift' and 'The Question About Umbrellas.'
- age unresolved
- Town's Police Chief
- said to have a tenor voice, acts quite official; in territorial dispute with State Police Detective, Sarns accused Holt of botching case, but Tom solved it at Sarns expense


Unnamed State Trooper - appeared in ‘Ker-Snap!’
- no age given
- sent as backup for Holt in Incest raid, but seemed out of his depth


State Police Detective, Derrick Sarns - appears in ‘Evidentiary Proceeding’
- mid thirties
- an overreaching, competitive officer who tries to make Tom Holt look bad
- is proven wrong on all counts
- last seen undoing all the roadblocks and APBs he had set up, going over Tom’s head


Jennifer Tillies - appears in ‘Evidentiary Proceedings,’ 'Holiday Shift' and 'The Question About Umbrellas'
- late twenties
- Holt’s secretary and police general office factotum
- her information about Kevin Dresden aided Holt in understanding murder case
- last seen invoked in unprofessional conduct with Tom Holt


# Elizabeth Dresden - appears in ‘The Golden Oaks’(WSO) and in ‘Evidentiary Proceedings’

- deceased
- victim of murder investigated by Tom Holt
- thought to have been victim of passing murdered, was proven that the killer was her nephew


# Kevin Dresden - appeared in ‘The Golden Oaks’ and ‘Evidenciary Proceedings’.
- deceased
- murderer of Elizabeth Dresden and suicide
- was eventually proved guilty of his crime by Tom holt


Earl Danvers - appeared in ‘Hometown Hotshot’.
- late twenties
- almost a doppelganger for Jack Portner, his unacknowledged bastard half-brother
- makes out with Millie DuBois, who mistook him for Jack
- last heard of had left town for West Coast, where he mets and married Mille


Mille DuBois - appears in ‘Hometown Hotshot’.
- early twenties
- Jack Portner’s fiancé, who jilts him to move to West Coast, to marry Earl Danvers


Jack Portner - appears in ‘Hometown Hotshot’.
- late twenties
- sarcastic and cruel- natured, yet popular son of rich banker, almost doppelganger for Earl Danvers; returns home to be marry Mille DuBois, and is jilted
- last seen settling into his place of privilege in Snippettsville

* Sam Leathy - appeared in unpublished 'The Legendary Boater'and 'Sam Leachy's Scheme.
- old fisherman
- one of the Green Lake Dock idlers; mostly cares about, early morning fishing, and is a bit of a backwoods philosopher
- last seen pontificating to his cronies at the Green Lake dock


* Ben (Old man) Pender - appeared in unpublished 'The Legendary Boater'and 'Sam Leachy's Scheme.
- indeterminately old
- always referred to as ‘old man Pender’ or ‘Pender; is the proprietor of 'Pender’s Lucky Bait Shop' by the Green Lake Public Dock.


# Constable Archie McDougall - appears in ‘The Legendary Boater,’ 'Get Out of Town!' 'Holiday Shift,' 'The Question About Umbrellas,'
Koadi and the Cop,' and ‘The Ecumenical Hoodwink.’
- one of Police Chief Tom Holt’s subordinate officer's
- although a native of Green Lake and very well connected to the scraff and raff of the area, Archie works under Chief Holt.
- Less professional than Tom, and more likely to use other methods than by-the-book, he is mostly well liked in the community
- has an unspecified relationship with the stripper - Koadi - from the Showboat Hotel.
- refered to as Constable McDougall, Archie McDougall, Constable, Archie, and to his close friends, Arch.


* Clem Laggit - appears - in unpublished 'The Legendary Boater'and 'Sam Leachy's Scheme.
- thin indeterminate-aged old man
- one of the Green Lake fishing fraternity - tends to be a loner
- travels mostly by canoe, an obsessive fisherman.


* Jimmy Dorset - appeared in unpublished 'The Legendary Boater'and 'Sam Leachy's Scheme.
- actually a quite intelligent fifteen-year-old, castigated as nerd,
- is avidly into astronomy, although most write him off as a peeping Tom, as a result hangs about with the older fishing cadre at Green Lake’s community dock


* Alfred - appears in ‘The Legendary Boater’.
- thirtyish,
- sandy-haired, wealthy boater on last fling before marrying strident harridan for unknown motives.
- Last seen in tow from boat to limo and ‘mother’ by said harridan


Lana Tilson - appears in ‘Get Out of Town!’
- was Tom Holt’s date to Junior Prom
- left town to become movie star.
- returned briefly prostitute
- left town before any but police were aware of her presence.


Ted Deffler - appears in ‘Get Out of Town!’
- two-bit card sharp and cheat
- assailant of Kana Tilson
- coerced into leaving town by Constable Archie Dougall, acting under orders from Chief Holt.


Lispeth Unmentioned surname - appears in 'Catch of the Day'.
- age not mentioned, but probably early twenties.
- described as "oddly attractive young woman."


Leon Unmentioned surname - appears in 'Catch of the Day'.
- age not mentioned, but probably mid-to-late twenties.
- no physical description given.


Chet unmentioned surname - appears in 'Catch of the Day'.
- supposedly, Lisbeth's unwanted would-be suitor.
- perifial character, mention only as Lisbeth's would-be-suitor, and that is possibly untrue.


Grayson (Gray) Chilters IV - appears in 'The Question About Umbrellas'.
- young, probably late twenties to early thirties.
- son of Grayson Chilters III from 'Ker-Snap!' now a prisoner at the Rufe Dobson Medium Security Prison.
- the 'brains' behind Dusty's Video,

Unidentified Software Director - appears in 'The Question About Umbrellas.
- no description, except that he has the sort of appearance and personality that others find easy to overlook.
- the Boss of Computer Software firm that has video game "Mad Gunnar" in development.


Lembeck no Christian name given - appears in 'The Question About Umbrellas Chilters.
- barely identified mole in software firm,leaking developments to Chilters Data Software.


Koadi one-name performer - appears in 'Koadi and the Cop,' and ‘The Ecumenical Hoodwink.’
- a stripper employed at The Showboat Hotel.
- young, sexy, and with an unconcious link to Constable McDougall.
NOTE: I request a freeze on the use of this character in relation to Archie McDougall, until further notice.


Nivens no Christian name given - appears in 'Koadi and the Cop.'
- mention only, not description given.
- day-shift bartender at Showboat Hotel.

'Old' Bob Cassidy - mentioned in 'There’s Always a Welcome at the Showboat Hotel' and 'Koadi and the Cop'
- mentioned only, no description given.


Jed Bean - mentioned in Sam Leachy's Scheme.
- a character from Snippettsville's history - Depression Era - referred to by Sam Leachy.


Father Pete (Wynenotski) - appears in “The Ecumenical Hoodwink.”
- Father Morrison’s assistant.
- newly-ordained, young, liberal, activist priest.
- usually found on the opposite side of any controversy that involves Father Morrison.
- willing to employ unorthodox measures to reach admirable goals.


Reverend Matthew Prentiss - appears in “The Ecumenical Hoodwink.”
- televison evangelist given to regular “Crusades” during rating periods, usually concerning controversial subjects in small centres.
- most legitimate clergy, and many secular people consider Prentiss a charlatan, but such is his popularity, that no one can criticise him publically with impunity.



KEY

** Character in Original List]
# Character from a previous story

 

[jon.hayworth]

Hannah McGuire (Alex's original cast list) Owns the Diner, always on the lookout to get laid - sometimes with most unsuitable characters - full figure - she likes the greasy spoon food her establishment serves - figure described as Rubenesque.

Jack Carr, Store keeper and some time Literotica writer - Ethel says he writes better than he performs in bed.

Ethel Carr - reasonably good looking and sexually frustrated.

My "I" character - English - a writer - looking to stay in the USA indefinately

jon

 

[MathGirl]

Rip and Emil

Dear WSO,
I have shorn "Rip Henderson" and "The Chemisty Teacher" to about 600 words each. Where do you want me to post them?
MG

 

[wildsweetone]

Re: Rip and Emil

Dear WSO,
I have shorn "Rip Henderson" and "The Chemisty Teacher" to about 600 words each. Where do you want me to post them?
MG

Hi MG!
Sorry I didn't realise this message was here for me.

If it's possible, could you try replacing the stories that are already sitting in the Snippettsville - 600 word stories thread;

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168301

If you need help doing that, please just ask and I'll guide you through in a completely inept and useless way. Well, maybe.

If you would find it easier, tack the new postings onto the end of that thread, then go into the original stories and edit them by deleting what they contain, leave a little message about the replacements being on page 2 (i think it is now).

(That thread will be being moved into the SDC soon.)

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Rip and Emil

If you would find it easier, tack the new postings onto the end of that thread, then go into the original stories and edit them by deleting what they contain,

Dear WSO,
Okay, I'll do that.
MG

 

[Guest]

Snipps Characters from Perdita

Sian Venera Sempreviva
Irish-Sicilian; b. Snippettsville; living in San Francisco past 34 years.
52; 5’9”; Bi-sexual occasionally.
Junoesque and voluptuous but fit and healthy.
Ample nearly firm bosom with ‘puffy’ brown nipples
Smoker; drinks hard but no drinking problem.
Hair: blue-black scruffy boy’s cut.
Cultured but slutty.
Wears only natural fibers including underwear; prefers tap pants to panties.
Returns to Snippetsville to research and write film script.

Olga Tsvetaeva Nevskaya
Russian-Jewish émigré.
58; 5’10”
Fit ex-Olympic athlete
Small saucer breasts; short blondish hair.
Head of girls Phys. Ed. at Snippettsville H.S.
Never married.
Shares house with Zinaida Zaklensky
Always "controls the fuck".

Zinaida Turgeneva Zaklinsky
Russian-American Jew of emigrant parents.
28; 5'3"
Petite ballerina body but with more ample bosom
Dark russet wavy hair, long (to mid-shoulder blade)
Teaches English at Snippettsville H.S.
Gives private ballet lessons to young girls and one boy.
Lives with Olga Nevskaya as a boarder.
Divorced once.

 

[Guest]

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[sailorm72003]

Characters

In Wishes:

Staci,
18, just graduated
slim blonde, hazel eyes

John,
18, graduate, Staci's lover
No description yet

 

[Wantonica]

My Characters...

Name: Gerald Sampson
Age: 57
Description: Tall, thin, salt-and-pepper hair, moustache
Gerald is owner/operator of the Oldtimer Antique Shop. His business attracts antique buffs from the surrounding areas to town. He is distinguished and admired by everyone. Along with his wife, he hosts an annual hog roast at their large property for the residents of Snippettsville.

Name: Violet Sampson
Age: 53
Description: Medium height, slim, short blonde hair
Violet has been married to Gerald since she graduated from high school. They had two children, who come to visit them often with their families. She works part-time at the antique shop, and spends the remainder of her time collecting volunteers to spruce up and revitalize the town.

Name: Amy Jo Shively
Age: 26
Description: Petite, great body, shoulder-length light brown hair
Amy Jo works as a cashier at The Station, a carry-out/gas station on the busiest intersection in town. She cracks her gum endlessly, hangs out at the Road House and loves to party. She flaunts her promiscuity to annoy her ex-husband.

Brian “Scooter” Shively
Age: 32
Description: Scrawny, dark hair, beard, deep tan
Scooter is a junk collector. He pulls a trailer around with his truck all day and picks up scrap metal and other discards. He used to think variety was the spice of life until Amy Jo turned the tables on him.

Name: Doreen Poe
Age: 38
Description: Tall, slender, long red hair
Doreen manages Darla’s Hair Shack, the local beauty salon. She is a self-proclaimed spinster with sexual appetites she thinks are secrets. Darla is her younger sister, a wild woman who lives in Las Vegas and rarely shows up in town.

Name: Herbert Willis
Age: 40
Description: Medium height, pudgy, balding brown hair
Herbert owns The Station. He’s been in love with Doreen since they were youngsters, but he broke her heart and she won‘t speak to him. He satisfies his lust by romping on his blow-up doll and yelling Doreen‘s name. He habitually talks to himself and imaginary people.

Name: Reatha Oates
Age: 49
Description: Short, chubby, very short blonde hair
Reatha is a bartender at the Road House. She has been around the block and won’t hesitate to bust you over the head with a pool stick if necessary. She earned a small fortune writing country songs for famous artists, but works to get away from home and all the family members she supports.

Name: Levi Oates
Age: 44
Description: Medium height, beer belly, dirty blonde hair
Levi married Reatha twenty years ago and helped raise her three sons. He’s an avid hunter and taxidermist with a penchant for his stepdaughters-in-law. He is a very heavy drinker, but never while he works. This is why he only works until noon.

Name: Connie Blake
Age: 28
Description: Small, mousy, straight black hair, glasses
Maggie is the postmistress. Every package and piece of mail delivered to Snippettsville passes through her hands. She has a tendency to pretend items were lost in the mail and keep them for herself. Especially the ones in plain brown wrappers.

 

[champagne1982]

Abbreviated Shower

Character name: Randy McCrae
age: 26
occupation: general contractor/plumber
physical description: 6'1" tall, around 195 lbs, in shape with a nice ass, ashy black hair, dark eyes.
appearing in: Abbreviated Shower and Shortened Breath

Character name: Cheri Jessop
age: 18
occupation: hs graduate, relaxing for one last summer before her freshman year at a prestigious eastern college.
physical description: 5'2 and a bit of another inches short, a dissatisfied 120lbs (she thinks herself too voluptuous with a 32C, 27, 36 hourglass figure. She has curly auburn hair and very fair skin, brown eyes and a few sun induced freckles.
appearing in: Abbreviated Shower and Shortened Breath

Character name: Doctor Jordan Jessop
age: 53
occupation: Cardiologist
physical description: Snowy white beard; some remnant of red still in his hair; and a bit of a paunch

Character name: Mrs Katrina Jessop
age: 43
occupationotter with a degree in social work
physical description:

Character name: Elaine
age: late 20's
occupation: librarian and hobby seamstress.
physical description:
appearing in: Cowboys and Elaine

Character name:
age: 30 something
occupation: wrangler at the Lazy Snips Dude Ranch and Stable
physical description: He's tall and lean, wears a black cowboy hat and drives a pickup truck.
appearing in: Cowboys and Elaine

Character name: Theodore Johnson
age: 40ish
occupation: owner of the Lazy Snips Dude Ranch and Stable
physical description: The driver of a red, late model Mustang with a horn that plays a tinny rendition of Buffalo Gals. A short, balding man, with a paunch, wearing a ridiculously large ten gallon hat and very shiny, very pointy boots. In all fairness, this is a masquerade costume, maybe?
appearing in: Cowboys and Elaine

 

[Seattle Zack]

Character List

Hmm, just a few characters, but I guess I should start this:

Leaving Snippetsville

Allison
*Early 20's
*Ex-bank teller, now a wanted fugitive
*No real physical description

Casper(not real name)
*Undetermined age
*Bank robber
*Big, muscular (no real description). Drives a black Plymouth.

Rupert Portner
*In his 50's or 60's
*Bank President/Manager - Farmer's Bank of Snippetsville
*No real description
*Father of Quasimodem's Jack Portner
----------------------------

Grease Monkey

Billy McClure
*Late 20's
*Mechanic at The Station
*Despicable slob; sports fan

Claire Galveston (nee Lechner)
* Late 20's -- high school classmate of Billy
* Married to rich (older) lawyer
* Having an affair with Quasimodem's Carl Witherspoon
* Being blackmailed by Billy
-------------------------------

Holiday Spirit

Tyler (no last name)
* King of the suburbs, no real description, lives on Oakmont Drive

Preston (no last name)
* Tyler's suburban nemesis

Preston's wife (no name)
* Chubby suburban housewife

 

[soupwarsproject]

Characters

* Connie Ann Blake - 55
[Maggie's Gift]
Connie Magdalene Blake's mom.

* Barry Blake - 56
Connie Ann's husband.

* Roberta - 62
[Maggie's Gift]
Connie Ann Blake's sister.

* Kalif Shermarke - 34
[Maggie's Gift]
A devout Catholic Somali migrant and school teacher. A virgin.

* Penny Hecker - 45
[The MILF, Suicidal Blonde]
Mother of five and housewife. Very active in the church. Known as the most "fuckable mom in town" by SHS students.

* Peter Hecker - 48
[The MILF, Suicidal Blonde]
Penny's idiot husband. Known as "Pecker Hecker" behind his back.

* Halley Hecker - 18
[The MILF, Suicidal Blonde]
A suicidal good girl oblivious of her worth. She has MANY fans.

* Jenny Hecker - 15
[The MILF, Suicidal Blonde]
A stoner who lives under her perfect sister's shadow.

* William Silas Preston Jr. - 19
[The MILF]
Stoner, skater, flunked the seventh grade twice, but is striving to get C's in all his classes. Really wants to attend technical college so he can "fix shit for cash".

*T. Theodore Loghen - 20
[The MILF]
Stoner, skater, flunked eight grade and eleventh and is on he's probably going to flunk twelfth. Wants to be a porn star or a fast food manager.

* Reynaldo "Lobo" Villalobos - 25
[Lost Souls, Crushed by the Crush, Little Red, Samhain Muses, Maggie's Gift]
Lobo (or Reynee) is Puerto Rican-born and Snippetsville raised. Maggie the postmistress's crush. Moved to the Cedar Grove in search of opportunity. Renowned tattoo and bodily modification artist. Muscular, heavily modified and well-hung. Occassionally uses Snippetsville as shortcut to escape Interstate traffic on southbound trips. Not really interested in women for sex, but enjoys using them as art models. However, he is not above a sympathy fuck for someone REALLY special regardless of gender.

* Maraschino "Chino" Cherryhomes - 37
[Lost Souls, Crushed by the Crush, Little Red, Samhain Muses]
The foul and shocking vocalist of a popular goth band. Lanky, tall and very pale. Speaks with a hissing lisp due to surgically-split tongue. Lobo's lover. Considers himself to be a human snake and is proud of being an asshole. Bi-curious, but generally prefers men. Tends to be rude and intimidating.

* Zigfredo "Ziggy" Villalobos - Deceased
[Crushed by the Crush]
Lobo's father. Died of cancer.

* Irma Maria Rosado Perraza de Villalobos - 53
[Crushed by the Crush]
Lobo's mother, moved out of Snippettsville. Remained in Cambrige, MA after her son dropped out of MIT to be closer to her family.


Borrowed Characters

* Angela O'Gara
[Lost Souls, Crushed by the Crush, Little Red]
Quasimodem's unnamed redhead from "Ghost." Bubbly, busty, gossipy and scantily clad. Her vocabulary is limited, and she must be prompted (even provided) with the right word, if you expect her to finish the most simple of sentences, with even a dog-eared cliche.

* Connie Magdalene "Maggie" Blake - See wantonica's description plus:
[Crushed by the Crush, Little Red, Samhain Muses, Maggie's Gift]
Maggie is also a devout Sunday Christian, an Internet junkie and is madly in love with Reynaldo/Lobo.

* Herbert - [Lost Souls] See wantonica's description

* Amy Jo - [Lost Souls] See wantonica's description

* Mary - [Little Red] See Alex de Kok's Description

* Billy Mc Clure - [Crushed by the Crush] See SeattleZack's

* The other Maggie - [Little Red] See wildsweetone's description

* Officer Archie McDougall - [The MILF] See Quasimodem's description

* Zinaida Turgeneva Zaklinsky - [Suicidal Blonde] see perdita's description

 

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Marianne Szweks

HANNAH's HALF-SISTER

Half Sister to Hannah McGuire
Same mother different father.

She is older than Hannah
Peroxide Blond
Silicone enhanced tits
A taut shapely Ass
Wear's skirts that are both tight and short

Occupation - expensive whore - in the first story featuring her she is looking for premises to open a Massage Parlour.

Father Milton Morrison
THE OUTBREAK OF THE GREAT SNIPPETSVILLE WAR OF THE SEXES


taken over from MathGirl


Parish Priest St Annes Roman catholic

Age 60.
Been Parish priest in Snippetsville for 20 years.
Tall, gaunt, grey, bushy eyebrows (not based on any priest I know - honestly Father - fingers crossed )
Conservative with a small c

 

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