Smutty Terms Survey: Transudate

[KSweetums]

Please rank these terms from best to worst in the parentheses after “Rank.” If any of these terms are jarring or offensive to you, please note that in the parentheses after “Emotions.” Optionally, if they evoke any other emotions, please note them. Finally, at the bottom, please propose any alternate terms you’d propose in the parentheses after “Write-In Candidates.” Sorry about the mixture of nouns and adjectives; WAY too few terms for this are presently in popular use.

Wet Rank () Emotions ()
Lubrication Rank () Emotions ()
Moist Rank () Emotions ()
Slick Rank () Emotions ()
Fluid Rank () Emotions ()
Grool Rank () Emotions ()
Write-In Candidates ()

Example filled-out survey (not my real opinion):

Breasts Rank (5) Emotions (Suicidal)
Bust Rank (6) Emotions (Sexy)
Bosom Rank (1) Emotions (Ennui)
Boobs Rank (3) Emotions (Jarring)
Knockers Rank (4) Emotions (Offensive)
Tits Rank (2) Emotions (Glee)
Write-In Candidates (whompers, cans, bazookas, charlies, jugs)

 

[KSweetums]

Please rank these terms from best to worst in the parentheses after “Rank.” If any of these terms are jarring or offensive to you, please note that in the parentheses after “Emotions.” Optionally, if they evoke any other emotions, please note them. Finally, at the bottom, please propose any alternate terms you’d propose in the parentheses after “Write-In Candidates.” Sorry about the mixture of nouns and adjectives; WAY too few terms for this are presently in popular use.

Wet Rank () Emotions ()
Lubrication Rank () Emotions ()
Moist Rank () Emotions ()
Slick Rank () Emotions ()
Fluid Rank () Emotions ()
Grool Rank () Emotions ()
Write-In Candidates ()

Example filled-out survey (not my real opinion):

Breasts Rank (5) Emotions (Suicidal)
Bust Rank (6) Emotions (Sexy)
Bosom Rank (1) Emotions (Ennui)
Boobs Rank (3) Emotions (Jarring)
Knockers Rank (4) Emotions (Offensive)
Tits Rank (2) Emotions (Glee)
Write-In Candidates (whompers, cans, bazookas, charlies, jugs)

I guess nobody is interested in female lubrication. It's a sad, dry world.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I guess nobody is interested in female lubrication. It's a sad, dry world.

"not interested" != "not amenable to creating a numerical ranking of synonyms".

 

[SamScribble]

KSweetums, I don't think that you have quite got the hell of this story-writing business

 

[SisterJezabel]

"not interested" != "not amenable to creating a numerical ranking of synonyms".

Yep, especially when there have only been words relating to women's anatomy and bodily functions. One person's smut is another person's normal. To say a word is smutty gives value to it that may not be there. A word is a word and it depends on how it is used and in what context as to whether or not it is offensive. This is also an international forum and there are authors on the site who write in languages other than English. Write what works for you and search out reader feedback. We aren't necessarily your readers and context is key.