Smoking in the hereafter

cheerful_deviant

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See Abs, smoking leads to a long life. Those menthols must be medicinal. :cool:

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Floral Cigarette Wreath for 105-Year Old Smoker

1 hour, 55 minutes ago

LONDON (Reuters) - Nursing home staff paid tribute to a 105-year old British woman who had smoked since the age of 15 by cremating her with a packet of cigarettes and laying a large floral cigarette on her coffin.

Marie Ellis died -- of natural causes -- at the Eaton Lodge Nursing Home in Kent, southeast England, in early December and was cremated on Tuesday, clutching a packet of her favorite Benson and Hedges cigarettes.

"We will always remember her for her smoking because the first thing she asked when she got up was 'Can I have a cigarette,'" said matron Maria Kallis, who commissioned a large wreath in the shape of a cigarette, made with white and yellow chrysanthemums, for the spinster's coffin.

The enigmatic Ellis, an ex-typist, arrived at the nursing home 15 years ago.

Apart from her 15-a-day habit, she was also notorious among staff for her unhealthy eating habits, often asking for sugar in her soup and always demanding three sugars in her coffee.

Staff played the song Smoke Gets in Your Eyes at Ellis' funeral and are planning a memorial concrete ashtray for her in the nursing home garden, where her ashes will also be buried.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
If smoking hadn't shortened her life, she might have lived to be 200, the poor thing. :)
Now who'd want to live that long anyway? When people (very few now) chide me for smoking I tell them I enjoy it and really don't want to live all that long. (Yes, I smoke alone, or with other smokers, though there are only three of us left in California; it's why I go to Europe as much as I can afford.)

Perdita ;)
 
It's ironic that she was cremated, wasn't it?

There is now hope for the rest of us smokers.:cool:
 
Good on her.

When people bitch at me about my pipe, I quote Ian Fleming at them. "I'm not going to waste my days trying to make them more."
 
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