Smokers.

Clitfucker

Literotica Guru
Joined
Feb 13, 2002
Posts
904
Are there any smokers in here?

I smoke 1.5 packs a day, wish that I never even started.:(
 
Clitfucker said:
Are there any smokers in here?

I smoke 1.5 packs a day, wish that I never even started.:(
I smoke way too much too, and I want to quit! Price is going up, they'll be over $5 a pack here soon...I HAVE TO QUIT THIS SHIT!
 
Re: Re: Smokers.

StondTmplPilot said:

I smoke way too much too, and I want to quit! Price is going up, they'll be over $5 a pack here soon...I HAVE TO QUIT THIS SHIT!


I know what you mean dude. I smoke Basic Full Flavor 100's and Viceroy 100's. Those brands are between $1.75 and $2.50 a pack here in Tennessee.
 
I smoked 2 packs a day until I found out I was prego. I needed to quit anyway. Its a bitch quitting! I stocked up on suckers, gum and lots of candy to keep my mouth busy. ;)
 
Damn!!!!

MidnightsBlue said:
I smoked 2 packs a day until I found out I was prego. I needed to quit anyway. Its a bitch quitting! I stocked up on suckers, gum and lots of candy to keep my mouth busy. ;)


2 packs, DAMMIT that's a little much, anyways congrats on quitting. I won't quit until my life becomes easier.
 
HEY

Clitfucker.....I quit on Jan 8th I think. I've been sick off and on for the last 6 weeks. It made it easy, but I also use the nicotine gum too.

Its the worst Damn habit to quit. But shit if you don't, then you can't be a clitfucker. Your only a motherfucker then.....
:D
 
Don't start.

Tim1 said:
Clitfucker.....I quit on Jan 8th I think. I've been sick off and on for the last 6 weeks. It made it easy, but I also use the nicotine gum too.

Its the worst Damn habit to quit. But shit if you don't, then you can't be a clitfucker. Your only a motherfucker then.....
:D


Tim don't fucking start being funny or else something bad might happen.:)
 
It's a terrible habit that I wish I had the willpower to quit.

I've tried to quit so many times but the nicotine fits always beat me. One time I literally ripped the pocket off of my hubby's shirt because he was taunting me with a pack of cigs that he bought me. Not a pretty picture.

My husband quit and I thought maybe I could quit with him, but that didn't happen.

Lighting up and trying to relax while I wait for our lunchdate.

Damn, see what you made me do!
 
dangergirl said:
It's a terrible habit that I wish I had the willpower to quit.

I've tried to quit so many times but the nicotine fits always beat me. One time I literally ripped the pocket off of my hubby's shirt because he was taunting me with a pack of cigs that he bought me. Not a pretty picture.

My husband quit and I thought maybe I could quit with him, but that didn't happen.

Lighting up and trying to relax while I wait for our lunchdate.

Damn, see what you made me do!


Damn girl, I see that you like to get a little violent.:)
 
Well, I don't smoke... never smoked anything in my entire life. I think the reason is because my mother has smoked since she was 14 (She's 46 now.) I've never had the desire... and really, I've never even dated a smoker. I don't have anything against them.. I just don't like it. To be honest, I've been drinking more lately, and I have been tempted to smoke.... I must resist! Argh. LOL
 
I used to smoke cigarettes (and anything else that could be smoked) when I was in high school, but I quit. Now I occasionally smoke reefer and cloves, but that's about all.
 
Clitfucker said:
Are there any smokers in here?

I smoke 1.5 packs a day, wish that I never even started.:(

I was up to about 2-1/2 packs a day until I quit December 8, 1998. Best thing I ever did...well, me and Wellbutrin. :D

fawn :)
 
Yep. Almost a pack a day, and have for the past 7 years, or so. (Didn't start until my late 20s.) I like smoking, I like women who smoke, and have no intentions of quitting until it noticeably affects my health. Just stupidly stubborn in the face of all reason, I spoze. :)

alexandraaah, is that avatar designed to drive Doms like me wild? It certainly brings on those urges... *weg*
 
I smoke about two packs a day! I'm as addicted as the rest of us. The dumbest thing I ever did was to quit for seven years then pick them back up again. Now the addiction is even stronger!
 
Old answer on the "How to..." board!

Quitting.

This will sound a little complicated, but it has a good chance of working if you follow it.

#1 How many cigarettes do you smoke in a day?
#2 How long is your normal, routine day, in minutes?
#3 Divide #2 by #3 to get Minutes between cigarettes.
#4 Set a schedule with one less cigarette per day.
#5 Decide a date that you will be motivated to "really" quit!!
Example: Sunday morning, 'cause the party is over!
#6 Start quitting!

Let's say Hoople smokes 25 cigs between 8:00 AM and 11:00 PM. He smokes a cig every 36 minutes (900 min/25). Hoople should get up at 8:00, wait 36 minutes till 8:36 and LIGHT-UP! Then, for the rest of the day, as much as possible, smoke again EVERY 36 minutes! He keeps those cigarettes separate from his stash.

Next day, Hoople counts out 24 cigarettes, divides 900 min by 24 and smokes every 37 or 38 minutes after the first at 8:38. By day 7, Hoople is down to 18 cigarettes. One every 50 min. with the first at 8:50 AM. If he gets stuck and can't smoke at a scheduled time, he simply picks up as soon as he can and continues on the 50 min. interval. The progression continues!!

By day 20, Hoople is down to 5 cigarettes, one every 180 minutes, or three hours! His first is lit at 11:00 AM. He found that he CAN drink his coffee in the morning without a cigarette and now a craving passes pretty quickly if he just says, " My next one is only 18, 24, 31, whatever, minutes away". At 2:45 he has a craving and realizes he can't have one until 3:27! At 3:41 he finds he went past his craving and has his "ciggy"!!

Uh oh, on day 22 Hoople has a bad day and slips! He gets drunk, bums a couple to diminish the touts of his/her mother,father,boss,sister,brother or SO. No PROBLEMO!!!
In the morning, Hoople just goes back to the previous day's schedule, preens the ruffled feathers, and continues from the previous day' schedule, day 21.

On day 24, Hoople knows he is relatively a non-smoker, but he must finish the silly game! He lays out three cigarettes and clears the environment of ALL OTHERS!!!

On day 25 he will carry his one cigarette with him until 3:30 PM, when he will sit down with a few friends, smokers and non, and say, "This is my last one!!"

WARNING!! If this works, and it can and should, it is very easy to forget how easy it was to quit!!!!!!!!!!!!! The danger, after you guit, is how you forget the hold that cigarettes hold over you NOW!!

YOU MAY NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER CIGARETTE, CIGAR, CHEW or SNUFF AGAIN EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!

PM me on results!!!

RhumbRunner

:cool:
 
Hmm thats quite the program for quitting!!

I was lucky and one day got the will power and quit cold turkey....that was a 4 years ago and I think I have only had one since then!

Damn things make me sick whenever I take a drag now...just like when I started
Yeah I know why did I ever start then!
 
plasticman33 said:
I smoke about two packs a day! I'm as addicted as the rest of us. The dumbest thing I ever did was to quit for seven years then pick them back up again. Now the addiction is even stronger!

*smacks plasticman for doing such a thing* :D

I smoke too...1 1/2 to 2 packs a day. My SO smokes 3+ packs a day :(

My parents just quit in Jan. They went to those classes and are using the patch. They have said it has been much easier for them to quit by taking the classes. You may want to look into it. Mom said the info she got on what to expect when quitting has helped her ALOT


I'm trying to cut back though. We no longer smoke in the house...I have a 9 month old and ear infections are a big pain I don't want my baby to live with cause I smoke around him... so we go in the bathroom where there's a fan to suck the smoke out or go outside.

Good luck to all those that quit and I'm gonna go to the classes after my baby is born...can't hurt anything and it might help me like it did my parents...

If anybody is pregnant...don't use the patch while you are or while breastfeeding...not good!!! :(


Brat
 
I am so pleased that I never started. I was just such a loner in HS that it never came up. Now I am almost the only person I know who does not smoke.

It amazes me that cigarettes are so addictive and so difficult to quit, and they do such wonders for the health, but we are still able to buy them legally, while it is illegal to smoke pot even for medicinal purposes.

(I don't smoke pot either, btw.)

What a screwy society.
 
Yup, I'm a smoker. I dont smoke as much as I once used to (1-2,5 pack a day once upon a time)


Smoke about 5-10 coggys per day now.
 
I am an ex smoker.

But there are days ... when I see someone smoking, I just want to walk over to them and lock my lips to theirs and suck that smoke right outta them!
 
I don't smoke cigarettes (well haven't for 10 years) but I do smoke cigarillos. At work I don't smoke and don't miss it but at the weekend I can have up to 15 in a day. Purely because I like it. Crazy isn't it?
 
Back
Top