Smells like...

[Dougy]

Just got back from walking around aimlessly. At one particular point on my wanderings I noticed a strange odour coming from some plants in a houses landscaping...I couldn't quite place it at the time. On my way back I walked past the other side of the same house and it suddenly hit me. I knew that smell: semen.

Why would someone want to landscape their house in something that smells like semen? Maybe it was just a combination of the shrubbery or flower or whatever and wet beauty bark or something...Anyone else ever encounter this phenomenon?
Does my semen just smell like shrubberies?

 

[lavender]

 

[badasschick]

You may want to rethink your diet

 

[koalabear]

I see you eat alot of greens I guess!

 

[AusTess]

Is it an edible plant?

 

[curvacious]

Maybe somebody(ies) have been having fun near the bushes.

 

[Dougy]

Well, I see from the comments that this is not something that others have experienced.

I guess I will have to take your advice and quit eating quite so many shrubs...??

 

[lavender]

 

[Dougy]

Avoid brussel sprouts before receiving a blowjob.

One can always count on lav for good advice. Words to live by there...

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's not uncommon. There are some bushes that smell like semen, though I can't remember the names at the moment.

Walking through the woods in Kansas can be a sexual adventure if the smell of semen makes you horny.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Teen Spirit.

(wait this isn't the official blurt it out thread, is it?)

I was just gonna say that.

 

[pierced_boy]

Smells like

Yes Doug there are many plants that smell this way, sometimes at flowering but others most of the time. I guess they have evolved this way for a purpose but it beats me what it is.

As an aside the some native vegetation types in my area produce ammonia and other compounds that smell like cat urine. It is know affectionaly as "cats piss bush" and is really powerfull. Smell wosrt when it is wet.

regards H

PS Happy Birthday Tess