Smegma !!!!

[Let_it_come]

Any tips for playing with this rare and precious stuff?
Cock Cream, Dick Cheese, call it what you will...
Pretty tastely stuff!
And if you don't want a lick then just the smell of it on your nipples and lips adds a certain something...
Any takers?
Any tips?
I found out about this by accident & now I'm an addict.
Seriously.
Cock cream is... The Cream.
Join me?
Jenny

 

[Let_it_come]

Bumping because I wanna...

Seriously, licking a nice dirty penis is a must for you all.

Jen

 

[FurryFury]

Husband was in the middle of telling me how dirty his cock might be yesterday when I started sucking it. Causing him to shut UP! *smiles*

He was all tied up. He couldn't have stopped me if he had wanted too. In fact I had his cock and balls tied up too and was fucking his ass.

I used my nails and mouth and flail ALL I wanted too and everywhere I wanted to. *sighs*

Nice afternoon.

Fury

 

[Let_it_come]

Husband was in the middle of telling me how dirty his cock might be yesterday when I started sucking it. Causing him to shut UP! *smiles*

He was all tied up. He couldn't have stopped me if he had wanted too. In fact I had his cock and balls tied up too and was fucking his ass.

I used my nails and mouth and flail ALL I wanted too and everywhere I wanted to. *sighs*

Nice afternoon.

Fury

Awwwwww - You did all that without me?
Would have loved to play with the flail afterwards...
Kiss it, lick it, and run it between my cunt lips salting it ready for his next session...
Jen

 

[FurryFury]

Awwwwww - You did all that without me?
Would have loved to play with the flail afterwards...
Kiss it, lick it, and run it between my cunt lips salting it ready for his next session...
Jen

Did I say flail??? Well fuck me with a spoon! I'm sorry it was a mini flogger. We have some flails but they would break skin. Sorry about that.

Yes, we did all that without you and a great deal more, however if you keep playing with our toys like that, we may just have to have you join us NEXT time!

*smiles*

Fury

 

[jadefirefly]

Once upon a time I was 16, and my family was at one of those restaurants that gives you crayons and paper tablecoverings. (It was a nicer place, though... Macaroni Grille, maybe?)

We were playing hangman. I beat my sister, mom, and even my grandma. So my dad challenges me.

Halfway through the round, my mother busts up laughing, turns beet red, and threatens to smack my dad if he doesn't change the word immediately. Needless to say, he doesn't.

I lost. Mostly 'cos at age 16 I had never heard the word smegma. But the story still makes me laugh.

I always wondered what the waitress thought when she came to clear our table after we left...

 

[Etoile]

Erm...can somebody fill me in on what this is? I've heard the word smegma but in terms of a guy's dick I don't really get what it refers to.

 

[shy slave]

Its a foul smelling a secretion of the sebaceous glands that collects under the foeskin.

Bluntly if men wash regularly it does not collect.

It is very unhealthy.

It is not pre-cum or cum.

When I first saw this thread I honestly thought it was a joke.

I used to work in an acute unit as a nurse for people learning disabilities, every time we had somone come in with, this the smell would be really terrible and cleaning it off was a horrible jobs.
I would rather clean up vomit.

Oh and if its left long enough it was the same look and texture as cottage chesse!

 

[Let_it_come]

Erm...can somebody fill me in on what this is? I've heard the word smegma but in terms of a guy's dick I don't really get what it refers to.

I'm starting to feel a bit the same way too!

Am I really all alone with this kink here on Lit.?

I know it's niche, but is it really as minority as this?

Maybe I should go talk to some nice dirty Gay guys?

Etoile - 'Smegma', 'Dick Cheese', 'Cock Cream' - It's this lovely salty, creamy yellowy paste that uncut guys can accumulate under their foreskins made up of... what? .. Old piss, cum, & dead skin cells? ... Kinda fishy sometimes too... Totaly dirty & disgusting - Lovely to have spread over your nipples & lips... If you are so inclined...
Jenny

 

[Let_it_come]

Its a foul smelling a secretion of the sebaceous glands that collects under the foeskin. Well... Yup, but 'Foul' is a judgement call - But I'll agree it can be a tad rank.
Bluntly if men wash regularly it does not collect. Well... Yup.

It is very unhealthy. You can do it without causing irritation if you do it well.

It is not pre-cum or cum. Nope, it's Smeg.

When I first saw this thread I honestly thought it was a joke. Yeah, it's a bit niche.
I used to work in an acute unit as a nurse for people learning disabilities, every time we had somone come in with, this the smell would be really terrible and cleaning it off was a horrible jobs.
I would rather clean up vomit. Yeah, in that environment it's got no chance of becomming a kink has it?
Oh and if its left long enough it was the same look and texture as cottage chesse!

I've seen photos on Gay websites but never experienced it to that degree. Maybe that stage is too much. Fair point.
It's not for you & that's OK.
I like it... bit that's just me.
Serious question - With your medical background - CAN girls grow it? (Never mind why the hell would they want to!) I've never tried & even with my b/f we've only ever enjoyed it in its early stages.

It CAN be nice & horny if you like a bit of dirt.
But I do totally respect those who find it is not for them.
Be nice & respect me back, eh?
Jenny.

 

[shy slave]

I've seen photos on Gay websites but never experienced it to that degree. Maybe that stage is too much. Fair point.
It's not for you & that's OK.
I like it... bit that's just me.
Serious question - With your medical background - CAN girls grow it? (Never mind why the hell would they want to!) I've never tried & even with my b/f we've only ever enjoyed it in its early stages.

It CAN be nice & horny if you like a bit of dirt.
But I do totally respect those who find it is not for them.
Be nice & respect me back, eh?
Jenny.

Yes it can collect around the clitoris but God knows how long you would have to remain unwashed before it happened.

Lets be honest, unwashed cunt does smell of fish!

 

[Let_it_come]

Yes it can collect around the clitoris but God knows how long you would have to remain unwashed before it happened.

Lets be honest, unwashed cunt does smell of fish!

Agreed.
But some dirty bastards get off on this crap.
Each to their own.
Probably the girl-cream thing is not for me.
Boys can build up cream quite quickly (dirty pigs! ) Keep the foreskin forwards while pissing & don't wash for a long weekend and you'll get some results even then.
Just sayin'
Jen.

 

[FurryFury]

Once upon a time I was 16, and my family was at one of those restaurants that gives you crayons and paper tablecoverings. (It was a nicer place, though... Macaroni Grille, maybe?)

We were playing hangman. I beat my sister, mom, and even my grandma. So my dad challenges me.

Halfway through the round, my mother busts up laughing, turns beet red, and threatens to smack my dad if he doesn't change the word immediately. Needless to say, he doesn't.

I lost. Mostly 'cos at age 16 I had never heard the word smegma. But the story still makes me laugh.

I always wondered what the waitress thought when she came to clear our table after we left...

It was a new term for me to come across. Most waiters or waitresses might not even know what it was, I'm thinking. Hell they mostly want their tips and to go home, right? They work hard for the money.

Fury

 

[shy slave]

It was a new term for me to come across. Most waiters or waitresses might not even know what it was, I'm thinking. Hell they mostly want their tips and to go home, right? They work hard for the money.

Fury

My first job was in an old peoples home I was 15 years old.

By the end of the first week I had:

1. Learnt the word 'smegma' and what it meant.

2. Learnt that old men can get a hard on when your bathing them. If you pour freezing cold water on it as a response the matron of the home gets really pissed off at you.

3. Learnt that it is better not to shower old men in a cubicle as your t-shirt somehow ends up wetter than they do (It took years before I realised why and how that happened ).

4. Learnt that sometimes old people sit semi-upright shortly after they have died.
(That one really scared me, and the girl I was working with lol)

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Seriously, licking a nice dirty penis is a must for you all.

*chuckles*

Uhhhh, sorry Jen, but not only is it not a "must", it's a "not voluntarily, not ever, not under any frickin' circumstances at all." It's a hard limit, I don't swing that way.

I have it on good authority that sucking on penis pops is a great thing, but this ol' Dom ain't gonna do it, dirty, clean or in between. In other words....

RED!

*lol*

In my personal play book, playing with smegma rates right down there around scat, but hey, if it floats your boat, please feel free to carry on. Just don't expect me to participate.

 

[FurryFury]

My first job was in an old peoples home I was 15 years old.

By the end of the first week I had:

1. Learnt the word 'smegma' and what it meant.

2. Learnt that old men can get a hard on when your bathing them. If you pour freezing cold water on it as a response the matron of the home gets really pissed off at you.

3. Learnt that it is better not to shower old men in a cubicle as your t-shirt somehow ends up wetter than they do (It took years before I realised why and how that happened ).

4. Learnt that sometimes old people sit semi-upright shortly after they have died.
(That one really scared me, and the girl I was working with lol)

Wow!

Now that is learning on the job.

Fury

 

[Let_it_come]

LOL!
Is there Scat on Lit.?
Where?
Please don't say Smeg "rates right down there" with Scat. It makes you sound judgemental (which I'm sure you are not).
Each to their own, eh?
Nobody wants a visit from the sex-police!
(First they'll round up the Scatters, then the Smeggers, then the Pissers, then the Tit-Torturers, and before you know it they'll be after all the handsome Doms too!)
LOVE to everone.
I wish you all huge orgasms - you pick what you want to cum over - I don't mind.
Jen

*chuckles*

Uhhhh, sorry Jen, but not only is it not a "must", it's a "not voluntarily, not ever, not under any frickin' circumstances at all." It's a hard limit, I don't swing that way.

I have it on good authority that sucking on penis pops is a great thing, but this ol' Dom ain't gonna do it, dirty, clean or in between. In other words....

RED!

*lol*

In my personal play book, playing with smegma rates right down there around scat, but hey, if it floats your boat, please feel free to carry on. Just don't expect me to participate.

 

[Handongland]

A thread on nob cheese, lol, what are you people like, keep up the good work

 

[His_pita]

I am at a loss for words and I no longer have a craving to stick anything in my mouth.

 

[Etoile]

So this is only an issue for uncircumcised guys, right?

 

[jadefirefly]

I am totally open for people saying "personally, I can't stand the stuff. But if you like it, hey!"

I mean, really, it's no different than anyone else saying "hey, I like everything, but if you don't, hey!"

So, that said....

I think the whole idea is pretty disgusting, personally. But I've heard of things that made me cringe more, too. To each their own. I just can't disassociate the stuff from that damned hangman game.

 

[Let_it_come]

I'm cool with all of that.
No foreskin = no cock cheese, right.
I am a bit surprised that people either don't know about this or find it so disgusting...
To be honest it's really nothing - the kink is all psychological - you know... "doing something dirty".
That's really all that's going on here.

 

[FurryFury]

I'm cool with all of that.
No foreskin = no cock cheese, right.
I am a bit surprised that people either don't know about this or find it so disgusting...
To be honest it's really nothing - the kink is all psychological - you know... "doing something dirty".
That's really all that's going on here.

Why?

I mean why can't they have "cock" cheese without a foreskin? I would think they can.

I know I feel "cheesy" myself sometimes.

Fury

 

[Let_it_come]

Hmmm - I always thought you needed to trap the sweat, piss & cum under the foreskin for it to mature into cheese.
We need to ask our medical friend about this...

 

[John Doe]

Dude, that's really fuckin' gross.

So this is only an issue for uncircumcised guys, right?

Pretty much.