Small Town Pimps

[Dillinger]

http://www.pimphats.com/

I read about this in the March 2003 issue of FHM.

It's not easy being a small-town pimp. With no place to shops for clothes but the county Wal-Mart, scoring proper business attire has often involved sending a trustworthy ho to the zoo with instructions to skin a zebra. Not anymore.

The latest asset for the merchant of ass is PimpHats.com, purveyor of furry lids, shiny bling and custom suits for the finicky ho dealer. "I'm shipping worldwide now," CEO Jeffrey "Halfshaq" Marino says. "Norway, Hong Kong, Virginia. Pimps are everywhere."

All the site's tasteful suits come in several colors to ease the tedious task of matching clothing to car interior. "We use a material called minky velvet," Halfshaq confides. "It feels just like real mink!" Indeed, nothing commands street respect like mail-order minky velvet.

OK - so who here (other than Marxist) is going to order something from this site? What will you order? Will you post pictures of you wearing whatever you buy?

 

[Vilac]

lol...I passed this site around back a year ago November when I was planning a trip to Vegas.

I was *that close to ordering a hat from there for one big night out with a bunch of friends. Unfortunately a few of them wouldn't spend the night out with me dressed in one.

puh. Like they are fashion plates or something.

So...needless to say, I didn't purchase one. lol
Funny site, though.
V~

 

[Dillinger]

*grin*

This is so me!