Slut Wife

[mihirdom]

Hi bitch,
as the subject says, I need a slut wife. to be used and abused and be my personal toilet, you deserve the shit you get, you will clean my house, be a dutiful wife and still be slave to me, my friends and my milkman if need be. willing to discuss anything. i would want you to move where I go. so reply quickly with why should I make you my slut wife> give me 3 reasons and 3 pics, this is ur chance. your daddy is here finally. This is a long term relationship, which will start online. Those of you who are craving to be submissive but never had the guts or trust for a dom. heres the only oppurtunity you will ever get, your present relationship i.e if you are married or anything will not impact your training. females only or submissive couples with a cuckold fantasy to be controlled by a bull. Please be real. I am a regional head of an investment bank. so please dont waste my time.

Master

 

[Trolltroll420]

Fucking classic. Hey bitch, please come live with me, so you can service me and my friends. You are my hero if this works.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

LOL

They still have milkmen?

 

[Loverskitten]

LOL

They still have milkmen?

Damn, you beat me to this.

 

[sweepthefloor]

What about my day job?

 

[MichaelWest]

Is your Bank in Nigeria? You still owe me my inheritance money. I sent you wire instructions and everything. I don't need the money, but you promised it to me so I am rather perturbed the delay in performance.

 

[Stella_Omega]

A note to all potential slut wives;

Make sure he is a virgin on your wedding night.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

 

[1sickbastard]

Best unintentionally funny thread since useyou's...

 

[sheablue]

Is your Bank in Nigeria? You still owe me my inheritance money. I sent you wire instructions and everything. I don't need the money, but you promised it to me so I am rather perturbed the delay in performance.

Heee! I'm getting such a chuckle from Lit today.

And wow, for any sub out there who has had trust issues or a lack of guts to take the plunge, this is an offer that should put all fears to rest ... I'd rather be a fish wife on the Iron Islands than this ... person's ... idea of a slut wife.

Ok, I think I'll mosey on back to the nerd herd. heh.

 

[1sickbastard]

How dare we disrespect his super-duper bulldom awesomeness?

I'll bet he has a 24in long, 6in diameter cock too!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

How dare we disrespect his super-duper bulldom awesomeness?

I'll bet he has a 24in long, 6in diameter cock too!

Dude, that must be one lanky rooster!

 

[1sickbastard]

His bitch sucking his cock

Dude, that must be one lanky rooster!

He finally found his devoted sub.

 

[Stella_Omega]

He finally found his devoted sub.

oh, Swoooon...

 

[Bramblethorn]

Please be real. I am a regional head of an investment bank.

After seeing how some investment banks have done in the last few years, I find this quite plausible.

 

[jomar]

Please Sir mihirdom, as a HWP submissive female I want to respect a brand spanking (teehee) new dom, you! But I find it difficult because of your woeful punctuation and capitalization. Unless you make me, of course...

 

[1sickbastard]

Think you can Master this sub?

It's already full of seamen

 

[LittleSparks]

For some reason, I read this and the first thing that came mind was that old Willy Wonka commercial, "What Will They Think of Next?!"

Hopefully nothing, in this case.

 

[knot_sweet]

I think we should introduce him to zanzo...

They'd get along well with their penchant for things toilet related.

For the record, I have a milkman.

Doesn't make the rest of the OP's twaddle anymore realistic or even remotely appealing though.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think we should introduce him to zanzo...

They'd get along well with their penchant for things toilet related.

For the record, I have a milkman.

Doesn't make the rest of the OP's twaddle anymore realistic or even remotely appealing though.

How do you have a milkman? I thought they were extinct, like unicorns.

 

[knot_sweet]

There's a franchise here that delivers juice, milk and other assorted dairy products.

It's not exactly like the old school milkman, but it does have the same basis in that I get fresh milk delivered two mornings a week.

There's also a nifty little company that does ice cream delivery. Once a fortnight an icecream truck drives around, ringing his bell, and I can buy anything from two liter tubs to boxes of icecreams like you get in shops. Cash on purchase, no ordering or anything.

I really like where I live.

 

[marieR19]

How do you have a milkman? I thought they were extinct, like unicorns.

Hey now! Unicorns aren't extinct, just rare and only certain people can see them. (Shush, let me have my stupid childhood beliefs)

 

[LallyH]

Please Sir mihirdom, as a HWP submissive female I want to respect a brand spanking (teehee) new dom, you! But I find it difficult because of your woeful punctuation and capitalization. Unless you make me, of course...

He's a busy man running that bank - he doesn't have time for correct grammar

 

[FistedSister]

A note to all potential slut wives;

Make sure he is a virgin on your wedding night.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

My guess is he is in this case.

 

[midwestyankee]

How do I love thee, Spring Break, let me count the ways.

 

[Loverskitten]

My guess is he is in this case.

Can....only....think....nipples!!!!