Slow to Unload

[Pairaclities]

It seems to take forever now to unload that load

 

[torchthebitch]

It takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

 

[great lover]

It seems to take forever now to unload that load

What load are you referring to?

 

[Pairaclities]

What load are you referring to?

Well it ain't fucking laundry!

 

[Lyricalli]

Well it ain't fucking laundry!

Well, unless you're unloading into the laundry. I've heard socks are popular.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Well, unless you're unloading into the laundry. I've heard socks are popular.

Not the woolen kind, I hope.

Static electricity and erections aren't exactly compatible.

 

[Pairaclities]

Well, unless you're unloading into the laundry. I've heard socks are popular.

You know I have heard that as well. Does not do a thing for me from a thought or visual aspect.
I much prefer the pocket pussy for masturbation.

 

[Pairaclities]

Not the woolen kind, I hope.

Static electricity and erections aren't exactly compatible.

And think of the wool allergies!

 

[Lyricalli]

Well it ain't fucking laundry!

Not the woolen kind, I hope.

Static electricity and erections aren't exactly compatible.

These are things I'm not personally familiar with, but I'm pretty sure I know a man or two who might enjoy a bit of a zap.

 

[Lyricalli]

You know I have heard that as well. Does not do a thing for me from a thought or visual aspect.
I much prefer the pocket pussy for masturbation.

Is that a pussy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Pairaclities]

Is that a pussy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm really hoping both, however I have not seen you yet.

 

[Lyricalli]

I'm really hoping both, however I have not seen you yet.

So few have. I sighting of me is like seeing a purple unicorn. I'm almost imaginary.

 

[Pairaclities]

So few have. I sighting of me is like seeing a purple unicorn. I'm almost imaginary.

Well, all the more alluring then.
Not to worry, I joust in jest. I am not a seeker.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

So few have. I sighting of me is like seeing a purple unicorn. I'm almost imaginary.

Now, given your rarity...if we do see you, do we try to catch you, or just drop to our knees and make a wish on the spot?

And does this sighting have to be at night? It's getting cold out there now!

 

[Lyricalli]

Well, all the more alluring then.
Not to worry, I joust in jest. I am not a seeker.

I dunno... your avatar belies your words.

Now, given your rarity...if we do see you, do we try to catch you, or just drop to our knees and make a wish on the spot?

If that's what you'd like to call it.

And does this sighting have to be at night? It's getting cold out there now!

It doesn't have to be at night, but that's usually the most successful time.