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SmileyGirl
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Emmmm in English please 
Lord Pmann
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I think he posted a really good thread. I always wondered how to act like a complete veiny bang stick on a forum. Now, thanks to this threat, all my questions on how to be a cockwallet are answered.
JustaSCOUNDREL
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You know dude if English is your second language and you let others know you most likely will receive a reasonable response. Write like a 8yo. texter all you will get is smart ass replies or ignored.
So ether act and write like an adult or bugger off.
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So, like, I'm totally sorry, dude. Bich didn't tell me you were on your way home when I was bust'n a nut in dat sweet ass pussy. If she was still laying there when you got there it's 'cause she didn't know where she was or what she was do'n after I got done bust'n a nut in 'er, 'cause I'z gotz that affex on da biches! Next time fuk'n call furst so I don't gotta jump outta da window!
I'm not sure, bt I think he's saying he was going home to have some sexual activities with the girl friend and then he realized when he saw her slighty used pussy that someone had beat him to it! And then to top that off she lied to him about it, not sure which one he's more upset about..haha
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I think the reason people are having a go at you is because ur sentences are just a little hard to understand without the use of any punctuation or anything like that it can make it difficult to understand what you are trying to ask there are a could little rarely used buttons called the period and comma on your keyboard but they are useless in most peoples eyes but the cool thing about your last post is that her pussy fell I was just wondering if thats like when a guys balls drop.
Lord Pmann
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I've only been with my wife and she has only been with me, so yeah. I have.
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Seriously, I'm not the best writer but you've got to use some punctuation here or no ones ever going to understand or bother to even read what you write. Try using commas and periods once in a while.
The OP has yet to indicate if english is not his primary language. It sure seems so, and I'd hate to have someone judge my french or italian if I tried to post to a forum in France or Italy. Also, it seems like he's perhaps submitting from a phone keypad or something like that. I have to admit that capitalization and punction is something I'm not too careful about when I'm texting to a friend. I get the feeling that his point is that his girlfriend fucks around but he doesn't care as long as she doesn't lie to him, and he wants to know if others feel the same way. So, to that point, to each his own.
Lord Pmann
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I was curious, as I didn't want to make fun of someone who just was not a native English speaker (unless they were French, then I'd be okay). So I did a little digging and I found this:
"Sorry Im shorthanding on a phone. Why do i like cock in my
girl Its so hot i should leave but freshly fucked pussy is so
good especially w my girl"
I also write from a phone. I sometimes make typos. Sometimes autocorrect gets my goat. But I'm mostly coherent.
"Sorry Im shorthanding on a phone. Why do i like cock in my
girl Its so hot i should leave but freshly fucked pussy is so
good especially w my girl"
I also write from a phone. I sometimes make typos. Sometimes autocorrect gets my goat. But I'm mostly coherent.
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Lord Pmann
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Uh, no man, no you're not!
Sorry mate. I'm mostly fucking awesome.
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You found the girl with the Golden Pussy!
Eilan
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So this is a brag thread, not a How-To thread?
"Golden Pussy"......wasn't that a James Bod film back in the late '60's?
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Indirectly, it's a how to thread. How to be a dipshit. He provides a stellar example.
